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[Nepeta]

Roxy smiled and kissed Dirk again. "Do you have any music?" She began to dance with Dirk.

[Elle]

"Ew, no. They now have an excuse to bang each other twenty four seven!"
Dirk laughed and danced with Roxy.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

John began to cry more as he hugged Dave. "It's such a miracle..! A beautiful miracle that there's just SO MUCH LOVE..!!!!" he said with a derpy smile.

[Nepeta]

"You know what else is a miracle, John?" Roxy pointed to her baby bump. "It's beautiful, isn't it?"

[Elle]

"Ew....it's called 'I wanna bang that choice babe', Egderp!" Dave sighed.
Dirk smiled. "It's gonna be pretty, just like its mama."

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

John, still holding on to Dave, began to rock back and forth with excitement. "Ahh! The baby! The baby! You have to start thinking of names!! Ohh! It's going to be so adorable..!!! Oh wow..!" He was so happy for them.

[Nepeta]

"Um , we should name it Frigglish! Or Vodka Mutini!" Roxy smiled and jumped up and down. "YEP!"

[Elle]

Dave began to melt. On the inside.
"Dirk is slenderman," he said, trying hard not to cry.
"What about Cal?" Dirk asked.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

*slendy walks in* hey guys, can i be in your movie?

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

John gasped. "No Way. Slenderman Is SO FREAKY." he hugged Dave tighter. "Don't die, Dave!! Don't leave me to fight off the cthuluhus and slenderman by myself!! No no no no!!"

[Nepeta]

OH GOD, SLENDERMAN? I HATE YOU, ELLE! HATE YOU!

[Nepeta]

Roxy began to scream and cry.
"NO! Please!" Suddenly, her water broke.

[Elle]

Dave pushed John away. "Please kill him!" Dirk tried to not stare at Slenderman and he realized Roxy needed a hospital. Quickly.
"Hey, we need to go to a hospital. Like, now."

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

PLOT CONVIENENT MAGICALLY AT LE HOSPITAL?

[Nepeta]

SI

Roxy sighed. Funny, nothing was even happening yet. "John, why isn't this like the movies? Aren't I supposed to have the baby yet?" Then, it happened. She yelled out in pain.

[Elle]

OKAI

Dirk held Roxy's hand. He didn't like to hear her in pain. She looked so tiny and scared.
"I'm sorry, this is all my fault," he said sadly.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

John face-palmed. He wanted to ask why slenderman had come with them to the hospital, but decided not to. He kept his hands over his eyes to give the couple privacy. "Should Dave and I go out into the hallway?"

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

Slendy placed a tentacle softly onto roxy's womb. "such a wonderful miracle this is. oh what joy your baby will bring to the world" he gently remarked.

[Nepeta]

((Slenderman in the hospital? LOL))
"No!" Roxy gasped in between her groans. "John, I can't do this without you." She held Dirk's hand and she stared at Slenderman and let a tear escape.
"Are you going to eat my baby?" she asked.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

John turned to abscond to the hallway because he was terrified of Slenderman, but tripped over a cord and ran into a wall hilariously.
"Okay Roxy I'll help you..!" he said from the ground. "Destiny must want it that way. "

[Elle]

Dave ran after John. "No, you're staying with us. We need you."
Dirk stroked Roxy's hair gently and slapped Slenderman's tentacle away. "Get your own woman, you." He sighed and kissed Roxy's forehead.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

"i just came to accompany you with this...miracle...*sweet smile*...of life.*tear rolls down his cheek*..."

[Elle]

"SHUT UP!" Dirk said. "Roxy is in intense pain and all you want to do is eat the baby!"

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

having his feelings stepped on, pissed on, and thrown out the window of the ER, slendy faded into the backwall, ashamed. Even though he had always been told to leave whenever mean people came by, he wanted to see what would happen. "Dont mind me guuuuuys"

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

John sat up. "Really..! you need me..! I feel so wanted..!" he smiled to Dave. getting to his feet, he gave Slenderman a terrified glance."you ain't eatin no babies, slenderman!" Bejeebus that guy was creepy. "Don't worry, Roxy and Dirk; I'll do the best I can!"

[Nepeta]

Roxy stared at Slenderman, suddenly feeling sorry for him. "No, that's fine. You can put your tentacle on my womb. It'll be fine!" She managed to groan again and the doctor ((Cough, Steve, Slenderman is the doctor)) began to sharpen his instruments of torture.
"John, should I get epidural?"

[Elle]

Dirk screamed. He was terrified of the baby and his beautiful wife.
Dave stared at John. "You're an idiot."

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"It's your choice. It'll lessen the overall pain, but it's unknown what it can do to the baby's health." John explained quickly.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

"what? im the doctor? oh."
*he placed
ALL THE TENTACLES
on the womb
checking vital signs*

[Nepeta]

"Ughh?" Roxy began to frown. "I don't want to kill my baby. I don't know if I'm strong enough to do this, though!" She groaned again and held onto Dirk. "Does getting the epidural in hurt?"

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

i dont know what an ediplural is

[Nepeta]

Roxy held absolutely still as the scary tentacles were on her bare flesh. She was so scared about this guy. She looked at his instruments.
"What are you going to use the sharp needles for?"

[Nepeta]

((An ediplural is an edi that is plural))

[Elle]

Dirk screamed again.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! SLENDY, WHY ARE YOU CHECKING HER VITALS?"

Dave began to film the whole thing.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

idunoo you gais just kinda told me i was a doctor...on the sitcoms they just stand there and look sexy...



which im doing *smiles at camera*

[Nepeta]

Hahahahaha.

Roxy was completely scared. "Slenderman, what are you going to do with those needles?"

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ i have nooo idea

[Nepeta]

((Make something up, SLENDY!))

Roxy stared at them and began to cry.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

stop judging meeeeeee.
*rrubs belly really fast*

[Elle]

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Dirk yelled, looking at Slenderman's slimy tentacles rub his beloved's belly.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"Oh, I actually have no idea what those are for." John shrugged. "by the way, it's like a drug." John looked over at Dave and gave a derpy smile. "Why isn't there a real doctor in here, again..?" he was nervous. He knew some things about babies and childbirth, probably more than anyone else here, but still..!
"Someone get an ibuprofen, glass of juice, and a blanket."

[Nepeta]

Roxy groaned in pain. "I...I don't want those needles in my stomach!" She began to cry. "Slenderman is a real doctor!" She wanted to scream, but she couldn't. Slenderman's tentacles were so slimy!

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

you guys are making me look like some kind of monster...*bursts out in tears*


MY TEARS CAN STERYLIZE DEEES INSTRUMENTS. SOBSOBSOB

[Nepeta]

Roxy shivered. "No, shhh, no tears. Please, Slenderman. You need to help me and if sticking those needles in my belly works, then it does."

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

$T1€K$ N££DL£ 1NT0 B£LL¥

[Elle]

Dirk screamed and fainted.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"Nope..Slenderman even said he wasn't an actual doctor..!" John panicked. "But I mean, if I have to I can help..! I know what to do..but..!" he looked around. "Does anyone in this room know more about this than I do?!" he asked frantically.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

PUSH LADY PUSH

[Nepeta]

Roxy groaned. What was the needle even for? She was in so much pain. "John, you know the most! You have to help Slenderman and me! What was the needle for anyway?"

[Elle]

Dave was laughing so hard. "It'll take her about seventeen hours to have that baby and she'll be in intense pain."