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[Nepeta]

WED ME JAKE, SOBE.
*SOB

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

bros we should all have viking weddings

[Elle]

YES! YES! Oh my gosh, Jake is going to eat Roxy's baby that she had in a wedding dress.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

if we had a viking weddig tavrso would wear viking helmets with huge horns on the tips of his horns hornceptiom

[Elle]

OKAY! Can Dirk be the stripper?

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

dirk can be the stripper

[Elle]

Can Roxy somehow give birth through her wedding dress? Is that even possible?

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

anything is possible with the power of gay love

[Nepeta]

HAHAHAHAHA...wait, do I have to give birth in a wedding dress?

[Elle]

YES! And Jane will know where babbies come from.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

where do babies come from?

[Elle]

Meteors.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

so there's a meteor inside roxie's wedding dress?

[Elle]

No...

[Nepeta]

So, when are Roxy and Dirk getting married?

ELIIISSAAA, COME BACK TO ME, I SHOULDVE NEVER LET YOU LEEAAVVEE!

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

intermission ending?

[Elle]

Not without a....SONG!

I sHoUlD'vE bEeN a BeTtEr SoN.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

back up vvocals

[Elle]

Very Well, Let Us Jam Out. Aradia Is On The Keyboards And Roxy Is With Dirk.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

and steve plays the guitar...
because i can

[Elle]

WHY dats nut
*not
cool!

[Nepeta]

HEY DRIDK, DONT MAKE FUNS OF ME!

[Elle]

Roxy is a choice babe.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

its ok babbee you can be the skimpy background damcer
*dancer

[Nepeta]

Stos
*Stop macking
*making fun of me! AI AM GIVING BIRBTH IN A WDDING DRESS!

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

is this where the stork comes?

[Elle]

You play too much Sims 2.

Okay, Roxy, give me a big push....wait, she's only like...four months along.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

im just gonna go before this gets too pg13

[Nepeta]

NUUUUUU! Steve, you're staying.
The stork just delivered Dave and Rose.

[Elle]

AAWWWW ITS A DAVE AND ROSE!

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=dave+a...

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

n i see babeh dave n im all "nepeta?" n i c roxy n im all "ellllle?

[Nepeta]

AAWWW! But plot twist-Dirk cheated on Roxy with Jake AND Jane. Leh gasp.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

I think I should just kinda give up on joining back in at this point. : |

[Nepeta]

No way, we were waiting for you. Come on!

[Elle]

NO NO NO NO NONONONONO!

Okay, guys,

END OF INTERMISSION ((I'm ready to RP))

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

((ok! That was a lovely intermission, by the way.))

[Elle]

((YSAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Thank you so much, Roxie really can't eat yogurt, BTW))

Dirk smiled at Roxy, waiting for John to begin the ceremony.

[Nepeta]

((NYEH ELLE...and yay! Elle and I were supposed to have our end of the year party but I feel really bad))

Roxy smiled back, squeezing Dirk's hand.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"Okay! So we, lil cal, that crying relative, Dave and I, are gathered here today to join Dirk Strider and Roxy lalonde in the sacrament of marriage." John smiled like the derp he was. He felt so official..! "They, by doing so, are promising to love and cherish eachother for the rest of their lives. The couple has written their own vows and will recite them for eachother now." he handed them each their paper.

[Nepeta]

"Um...okay, um," Roxy said, shaking. She smiled.
"I...promise to love you, Lil' Cal, and Dave, and I..I love you Dirk, I really do!"

[Elle]

"And I, Roxy Lalonde," Dirk, resisting the urge to caress her cute little face, began, "Will promise to cherish you forever. I will go through all the suffering and pain just to keep you safe. I will hold your hand through the unpleasant times and keep you warm when you are cold. As long as I live, and even after I'm dead, I will always watch over you."

((Props to my hubby for writing a variation of this))

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

John felt tears coming to his eyes. This was so much better than a movie. "If you have rings, you may exchange them now; and please say your I do's after me when you're ready."

[Nepeta]

((That was amazing, Elle...you are lovely))

"Yay," Roxy said, trying not to cry hard as Dirk put a ring on her finger. Actually, it was a chewed up pen cap, but it was beautiful and it had his saliva on it. "I'm ready!"

[Elle]

((DAWWW))

"WAIT, I OBJEC-" Dave stopped, seeing how happy the two were. "Fine, whatever."

Dirk smiled. Roxy had forgotten all about her ring! Oh well. "I do."

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

and me, the priest, goes all princess bride and is like "MAWWWAGE IS VHAT BWINGS US TOGEATAH..........TODAY."

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"Great then! Well, um, With the authority of myself, as the most ethically enriched person here not being married, and this random bible, I now pronounce you man and wife..!!" John smiled. "You may now kiss the bride!"

[Nepeta]

Roxy smiled as Dirk pressed his lips against her.
"Dirk," she said, fumbling for her phone. "I love you. I need to send Jane a picture of this. I win."

[Elle]

((Someone did that at my wedding and I punched them with my bouquet.))

Dirk was too busy thinking thoughts of his dearest Roxy to worry about Jane. "I love you so much." He broke off the kiss.
"Kill me," Dave said.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

John ran over and gave Dave a hug. "Isn't marriage just so beautiful?!" he cried. Weddings were just so emotional..!

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

GETTING EMOTIONAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL *crushes building*