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[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

" You can Get as I said earlier, an epidural. It can numb you so you don't feel any pain." it was like trying to negotiate with small children..! John turned to Dirk and gave him a thankful smile. Wow he was so nice. Dave was lucky to have a dad like him. "Dave." He sat down next to him. "It could be a girl. Then she would look beautiful like Rose. If it is a boy, you'll need to be responsible and give a good example." he patted Dave's head. His hair was very fluffy. "Your hair is very fluffy." so fluffy.

[Nepeta]

"Yeah right, Egboob!" Roxy spat out. "If you know anything, that doesn't even work! I don't want to have a baby anymore." She smacked herself in the head. How could she have been so stupid? "Hey, are we going to get married or what?"

[Elle]

"Yeah, right!" Dave said. "Rose is ugly and she has a rack that's almost like my mom's! Ew, I don't want a baby bro or sis!" Dave sighed. "Why? My hair's ugly as hell."
Dirk smiled and wrapped his arms around Roxy. "It'll be fine...and yes, John has to organize the wedding that starts in exactly five seconds."

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

John's head was practically swirling with all the yelling at him and high expectations and craziness. Goodness he didn't like being called names. In person versus computer especially. There was volume and emotion to add to it. "Dave, your sister is pretty and so is Roxy. Your hair's cool. It's so fluffy, light-colored, and soft. Both of you should be happy for this baby. If it were here as a person already, wouldn't you feel guilty for saying you didn't care?" he turned to the side and looked up at Dirk. "five seconds to prep for a wedding..." he felt lightheaded.

[Nepeta]

"Yep!" Roxy smiled. "We're having a wedding and then a baby! Aren't you excited, Dirk?!" She smiled, immediately forgetting the pain that she would have to go through. Roxy smiled and put her arms around Dirk. "Yay!"

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"I'll help you plan as much as I can..!" John said cheerfully from the ground.

[Nepeta]

"YAY!" Roxy said, hugging John. "Okay, we need booze! And I'm going to change into my wedding dress right now!"

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

well that escalated quickly

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"Wait..! Uh guys..! Who's going to set up and read the vows?!" John asked questioningly.

[Elle]

Dave still continued to cry. "I'M A BEAUTIFUL AND STUPID BLOND!"
Dirk held Roxy and said. "WE'RE HAVING A BABY, MOFOS!"

[Nepeta]

"You are!" Roxy said..."Here are my vows."

Roxy's vows:
I promise not to have any more babies with anyone else except you
I promise to eat your pudding, no matter how much it makes me gag
I promise to love Lil' Cal

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

*is the relative that sobs way too much during weddings*

[Nepeta]

Uncle Lalonde? Is that you?

[Elle]

Dirk smiled and looked at Roxy. "We're having a baby...wow."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Dave screamed loudly.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"Alright! Make sure you're all ready, Dirk, go change into something cool, and get back here in ten! We got this!!" John leaned over Dave. "Cumon Dave! We have to set up for the wedding! You have to stop crying..!" he grabbed his hand and tried to pull him up.

[Elle]

"Naaahhh," Dave said, standing up. Dirk went into his room and dressed in his smuppet tux.
"Here," he said.

[Nepeta]

Roxy ran in and changed into her wedding dress, which she found rather hard to because she already had a baby bump, because who needs logic when you're RPing.
She sighed happily.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

John ran and grabbed a bible. Nanna would have been so proud. He put on a black jacket over his t-shirt, And put two chairs facing opposite of the couch. He found some long white sheets and put them on the floor in a line for Roxy to come down the isle. He ordered Dave to put some pants on and sat the random crying guy on the couch. He brought a vase of flowers into the room and put it on the table. He ran into the kitchen, found a box of-not Betty Crocker- cake mix. Using his dad's creepy cake skills, he mixed he ingredients and put the pan into the oven. He put a table up near the chairs facing the couch. He put the sheet with Roxy's vows on it. He put lil cal next to the crying random guy.
INSTANT WEDDING SETUP.

[Nepeta]

Roxy walked down the aisle, her baby bump completely pronounced by that disgusting corset she was wearing. She smiled sweetly at Dirk as she walked down the aisle. YAY! She sighed slowly as she walked toward Dirk and closed her eyes as he lifted her mosquito netting veil.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

HARRRHHHGGRRAAAGUUUAGGGGHHH SHES A ZOMBIE AND ZOMBIES START INVADING EVERWHERE AAAGGHRGEGJDVSOFISJDBD

[Elle]

((STEVEEEEE)))

Dirk smiled and Dave came out with his sexy-a$$ boxers.
"Let's do this, John," Dirk said, feeling Roxy's bump and reaching for Lil' Cal.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

John grabbed Dave and pushed him onto the couch next to lil cal. He ran up to the front and led the two to their chairs. He felt like a boss.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

((hey guys can we PLEASE continue tomorrow? :) i have to get up early for a field hockey game?? :1))

[Nepeta]

((Sure, definitely))

INTERMISSION ONE: THE STORY OF ROXIE AND ELLE AND STEVE.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

Sleep well yuki.

[Elle]

Yes, we shall have an intermission.

Once upon a time, Elle and Roxie went to the park.
"Girl, there ain't anything but some bushes and some squirrels and some trees!"

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

well you guys stay here in your warm cozy jammies, and your warm cozy bunks, an ill just go back to my *sigh* dark lab an plug myself into that cold, recharge station.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

ignore what i just said.

[Elle]

So Elle decieded to follow Stev.

[Nepeta]

"Girl, is dat Bonshaquidalafandria?" Roxie asked, like the ghetto white girl she was.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

ok so at this park i see u broskis and im all "hey i know you from the internet! i hope none of is are pedophiles!"

[Elle]

"Nope!" Elle said. "Wuz up? Leggo!" The other ghetto white girl said. "Come on, leggo to Yogurtland!"

[Nepeta]

"BATCH! Ya know I cant have yougurt!"

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

Le third ghetto white gurl attacks "BEACHES LES ALL HAFF FRO YO.

[Nepeta]

"TOTALLY, whateva dat means!" the second ghetto white girl said!

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

And frozen yogurt was had by all(exceptelisa)

[Elle]

"Yo, Roxie, ain't you like, allergic to fro yo?" the first ghetto white girl said. And Roxie broke out in hives.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

hey, do you guys wanna be...OFFICIAL GOODREADS FRIENDS WITH ME?

[Elle]

YEAH@!!!!

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

gurl i dont want no fro yo no mo.
yogurtland cant handle me.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

connects the dots with the hives on roxie

[Nepeta]

The club cant even handle me right now...bluh bluh bluh bluh

[Elle]

Fine, you silly hipster! ((We need to start RPing again...))

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

nu

[Elle]

STEVVVEEEE! Let's get married,Roxie and Steve!

[Nepeta]

YES! We can start RPing when Elisa comes back, Elle. We're in intermission.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

everyone gets married?
i call tavros.
*is holding tavros bridal style*

[Elle]

I'm marrying Dirk. (IDUNCAREIFHESGAYHESMINE)

[Nepeta]

JAKE+ROXIE=LUV AND BABBIES

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

TONIGHT,
WE WED.