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[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"Dave..!" John turned to Dave frantically. "Now they think I insulted them..!" he cried, looking over at Roxy and Dirk. "no! You're not doing anything wrong!! I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to be offensive! I'm really happy for you!!"

[Elle]

"It's okay," Dave said, "And you know what, Dirk? Burn those belts. I bet Lil' Cal was used as one. I HOPE you burn that stupid smuppet!"
"You're happy for us?" Dirk asked, raising his blond eyebrow. "Why?"

[Nepeta]

Roxy stuck her tongue out at Dave.
"Dave, we used all of your belts!" she said, laughing. "It's okay, John."

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"I don't know..! I just.." John looked at the couch with a small smile. "Well you see, I've never met my sister. Or my dad. And I really can't remember my mom..I only have my dad.." He shook his head. "Well I call him dad, but he's not..." he explained. "So Im really happy for you guys..to have a family together."

[Elle]

"Oh, I thought it was because Roxy was a mind reader and '50 Shades of Dirk' became a reality," Dirk laughed. Dave stared.
"John, '50 Shades of Dirk' scarred me for life."

[Nepeta]

"But, I thought 50 Shades of Dirk was a masterpiece!" Roxy began to cry again. "WHY?! YOU LIED, JOHN!"

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"ahh! I didn't say I wasn't scarred by it, but you really are still a good writer!" John exclaimed quickly. "It was so realistic, and graphic.." he shuddered a little "but it was good! I usually don't read things like that..!"

[Elle]

Dave shuddered. "You read it, too, John? Why?! It was way too graphic. And she spent about five pages talking about Dirk's sweatshirt!"

[Nepeta]

"You think it was good? What was your favorite part, John?" Roxy smiled.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

John blushed and shook his head. Now that Dirk was actually there it made it even more awkward. "I don't know; I don't read or watch things like that, uh, ever. So I wouldn't know what was best.."

[Elle]

Dirk laughed.
"You sure it wasn't the part with the ice cream?" Dirk asked, smiling a little. "I can't believe I just reenacted that... I feel...different."
"Bro was a virgin," Dave coughed.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"Well that's good, relatively!" John turned to Dave "Don't make fun of your brother! You are as well, I expect!"

[Elle]

"AM NOT!" Dave said. "I have LaFandria, Allice, and soon, Jade! Dirk's only had Roxy...oh, the beautiful and delicate rose petal named... .ROXY."

[Nepeta]

"I used to be a virgin, too!" Roxy said, smiling at Dirk and she pecked him on the lips. "Oh, Dave, you're such a prude!"

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"Dave, If you're going to treat my sister like those other girls, then I don't want to hear it." John stated seriously. "I think that Dirk is right to only be with Roxy. I've never been with anyone and I really don't think I'm ready for it at all yet. "

[Nepeta]

"Really? You think Dirk really loves me!" Roxy said, looking at John. "OHMIGOSH."

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"of course!" John smiled. "He really likes you and you feel the same, so it's love"

[Nepeta]

Roxy smiled and kissed Dirk harder. She knew she was making John uncomfortable. "Sorry if it's uncomfortable." She managed a small smile. "Have you ever kissed a girl? Or a guy?"

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"hehe, thanks for your consideration." John blushed a little as he thought about her question. "Nope, I haven't had my first real kiss yet.." he smiled.

[Nepeta]

"Oh mi gosh, then you need to kiss Rose."

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"ah..! Well, I don't know... I'm not sure if she likes me or not..and I don't want to put any pressure on her to like me back or anything..!" John said with a flustered expression.

[Elle]

"Ew, you and my sister would have ugly Labert babies...EW." He stared at Dirk.
"So, what if I've only done it with Roxy?" Dirk asked. "Is that a bad thing?"

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"I think it's good!" John stated cheerfully. "And Rose is really pretty, so ya know, any babies that look anything like her would be really cute.." he finished softly.

[Nepeta]

"AWW!" Roxy said. "Do you think I'm really pretty, John?" She batted her eyelashes.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"I shouldn't really say with your boyfriend/crush/fiencee there," John laughed with a small smile. "But i will say that he's really lucky to have someone like you."

[Elle]

Dirk smiled and pet Roxy's hair. "She's the best, isn't she? We're getting married tonight... I think."

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"That's great! If you need any help with a party, choosing rings, restaurant choices, mass situations, or decorations, you can ask me!" John smiled. He had seen quite a few wedding movies and had always wanted to help with one.

[Nepeta]

"YES!" Roxy said, "Help us with anything! Please?" She smiled. "Oh, and help us plan a baby shower, too!"

((Po' Dave))

[Elle]

"WHAT?" Dave yelled, trying hard not to cry like a baby.
Dirk smiled sheepishly. "Uhhh..."

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

John reached over and gave Dave a sympathetic hug. He'd seen quite a few movies with this senario. He gave a grin to Roxy to show he was happy for her.

[Nepeta]

"So, is this like a movie you've watched?" Roxy said, ignoring a crying Dave.

[Elle]

Dirk gave Roxy a careful hug. Dave continued to cry and whine like a little child.
"WHY?! I DON'T WANT A BABY BROTHER!"

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

John nodded to Roxy and continued to hug Dave. He knew it wouldn't help anything to point out it could easily be a girl.

[Nepeta]

"What movie?" Roxy said, hitting her son on the head.

[Elle]

"STOP HUGGING ME!" Dave screamed. "HELP! IT BURNS!"

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"Well actually, I know it happened in the parent trap, but that was with a girl.." John patted Dave's back a little. That's what they did in movies, anyway.

[Nepeta]

"Really? Where was the baby shower?" Roxy asked.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"They didn't have one in that movie. But baby showers are usually at the home. Wedding ceremony and vows are in a chapel or church, and the reception can be at an open hall or at someone's house!" John smiled.
"Stop yelling." he said to Dave, still hugging him.

[Elle]

"NO! STOP IT!" Dave yelled, crying. "No, my mom and bro...oh gosh, NOT ANOTHER STRIDE-LONDE? AREN'T TWO ENOUGH!?"

[Nepeta]

"Hey, John, does having a baby hurt?" Roxy asked, still smiling.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"it's okay..." John said quietly to Dave. Did he EVER get tired of yelling..? "You should be happy..! You'll have the chance to be a big brother just like Bro was to you..!"
"Yes, Roxy. But you can get pain relief if you request it at the hospital."

[Nepeta]

"JOHHHNNNYYY?" Roxy asked, wanting her question to be answered.

[Elle]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Dave kept on having a complete hissy fit.

[Nepeta]

"WHY?!" Roxy began to cry. "That's not fair! NO!" She began to go on the floor and began having a hissy fit like her son. "WHY DOES IT HAVE TO HURT, JOHN?"

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

This family...!! Keeping a tight hold on Dave, John pulled Him closer to Roxy. "it's okay, Roxy, every woman who has ever had a baby EVER had to deal with it." he patted her head. "If you're uncomfortable with it, than you can get special medicine so you won't feel anything, though it's unknown whether it's harmful to babies or not." "Dave. It's going to happen and you'll be just fine."

[Nepeta]

((Imma draw this scene))
"It doesn't matter, you said it's going to hurt a lot!!!" She continued to cry. "And it's not fair! Why can't Dirk have the baby?!!"

[Elle]

((Roxy and Dave have the best freakouts because they're family!))
"NO!" Dave yelled madly, "It's not fair! I don't want an guly baby brother! It's going to look like Roxy and I don't want it to! EEWWWW!"

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"Dave. It'll most likely look a lot like you and it will be adorable." John hugged Dave even more and rubbed Roxy's hair softly. This was crazy...
"Roxy. Dirk cannot have babies because he is a guy and does not have certain baby-carrying body parts. You're a strong woman who can deal with the pain if you choose not to have an epidural."

[Nepeta]

"NO! It's not fair, John! It's not fair, I don't wanna get hurt! Why does it hurt so much? Babies are so cute, but they hurt too much for me! I'm not a strong woman!" She continued to cry.

[Elle]

"NO! I'M TOO HOT, HE CANNOT LOOK LIKE ME! I'M TOO BEAUTIFUL!" Dave did a dramatic pose on the floor.
"Roxy?" Dirk asked, "Are you alright? You know that I'd go through all the pain twice or three times, or for eternity if it meant that I'd get to spend just a second with you."
((I should become a poet))