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Dave was curled up in a little ball.TG: Didn't you tell my bro not to do anything stupid like this? WHY?! WHY?!
Dave hit his head against a wall.
((For the sake of everyone's sanity, I will FF a few hours later))Roxy sighed and looked at her laptop. She carried that thing EVERYWHERE.
TG: John....it was amazing. There were fireworks and everything!
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EB: Dave? are you okay..?
TG: Does it sound like I'm okay?!Dave's eyes were wide and he wanted to cry. He tried typing, but his bro had hacked his account again.
TG: We definitely had fun, Mr. Egbert. Do not let my brother tell you otherwise. He is simply jealous.
Dave hacked back into his own account.
TG: It's me, Dave again, and EGDERP, DIDN'T YOU TELL MY BRO NOT TO DO ANYTHING STUPID EVER AGAIN?!
TG: Fun doesn't even begin to cover it.Roxy giggled and closed her eyes.
TG: Oh, Dirk.
"Oh, Dirk," she whispered.
((Bonshaquidalafandria, Roxie, Bonshaquidalafandria))TG: Help me, I can hear them giggling.
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John closed his eyes. This was just so...
TG: EGDERP! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE SURE THEY DIDN'T DO ANYTHI-Gah, Bro hacked back into his account
TG: John, I am so sorry. So sorry about my brother and everything. I'm so sorry.
Dave hacked back into his account
TG: I am going to kill Roxy!
TG: WTF Dave, what did I ever do to you?"Roxy began to cry on Dirk's chest and pounded on it like one of those anime characters.
((I must draw what you just said, Nepeta...))Dirk's eyes opened and he gently pushed Roxy away.
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EB: it's not my fault!! you're the one who didn't want them to wait and get married!
TG: What do you mean, John, that we didn't listen to you? Roxy raised an eyebrow.
TG: And Dirk and I ARE getting married!
She smiled and buried her face into the pillow.
TG: Now you're blaming it on me, Egderp? Wanna know something?TG: You're a big nerd! You big pile of idiot!
Well, that went well, didn't it?
Great, Dirk had hacked into the system.
TG: John, we are not lovestruck. We are in love!
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EB: I'm not blaming anything on you! you don't even know!! whatever. so I'm a stupid loser, I've heard worse and I don't think society's gonna let up anytime soon!! you don't know, Dave! you're not me, and you have no idea! I can't control ANYONE EXCEPT MYSELF.
TG: Wow, my brother's really harsh....I'm so sorry, John.TG: And thank you.
He sighed. He was going to have a talk with Dave right now. He got out of bed and walked into Dave's room.
"Apologize to John. Now."
TG: I'm sorry, Egderp.
TG: Really, John? You're so sweet! You should come here sometime. We'd love to have you over!Gosh, Roxy was sounding like a housewife. She smiled and inhaled.
TG: Don't listen to Dave. Please don't.
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John sighed. Bro seemed so nice. Looking at his message back to Dave he wondered if it seemed cold.
TG: John, are you coming over to our house?
TG: Mmmhm.Dave sighed and sat back. Was he the only one to find it strange that Roxy and his bro were getting married?
TG: You don't understand, Egbert, bro's getting married.
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John breathed out. This was weird...it couldn't be a prank. He was the pranking master..! maybe second to nanna.. But still. He was so rarely invited over to people's houses.
TG: Yeah, come over to my place, John. Jade's invited, too. TG: And so is Lalonde. Wouldn't miss her mother's wedding, I guess.
Dave tugged on his hair.
TG: PLEASE! Roxy pulled the covers over her head and began to giggle.
TG: Please, please, please, please.
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EB: um, okay.. when should I come over?
TG: Whenever you want...like, right now. Before Roxy wakes up.
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Soon enough, after plot convienant travel and such, John arrived on the Strider doorstep with a backpack and laptop bag. :D
He stood there nervously. What would these people be like in real life..? He pushed his glasses up out of habit. Finally, John knocked on the door and stood back.
Dave Strider, who was in his boxers, opened the door. "Hey!" Dave said, hugging John, ironically, of course.
Bro, who had just finished all the milk, belched and smiled at John.
"Sup?" he asked. "Roxy's still asleep.
Roxy, who had just woken up, got dressed quickly and ran over to the door. She pushed Dave off of John and hugged him herself."You smell so good!" she said, kissing him on the cheek.
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((Jack my swag))Bro smiled at John and Dave grimaced.
"Yeah, whatever," Dave said. "I thought you'd be taller." Bro hit him across the head.
"Don't mind him...we all walk around in boxers and large sweaters here, so you can, too," Dirk said.
((Really? My Jeans??))Roxy pulled down her large sweater to her skinny knees and smiled. "You're welcome. Want Dave's day old pudding?" She smiled as Dirk wrapped an arm around her. "We must looked like a horrible family."
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((Yes, my Jeans...))"Eh, it's cool," Dave said, "Here, have some pudding. You're not fully a Strider until you've had Strider pudding." He led John into the house. "That's Lil' Cal, right there." He pointed to the puppet and at the two rooms. "You'll be staying with me, Roxy will be staying with Bro." He looked at John's clothes and pulled his pants down. "Welcome to the family."
((TROLL))"Uh, thanks..." Roxy smiled awkwardly. She went and sat on the couch and looked at the TV. "Wanna watch a movie or what?"
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"Uh...no. It's...The Excorsist!" Roxy began to laugh and pushed the smuppet off of the couch. "Don't mind Dirk and me...we're gunna be in the b-room if you need us!"
"Nah, keep the pants down." Dave smiled and sat on the couch. "So, wanna watch the Excorcist or what? Roxy and Bro aren't gonna be here to watch it." He saw Roxy wink as she danced into the bedroom.
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((Cthulhu? Steve, you not only win the internet, but my lifetime supply of beer and Steampunk crap))"It's really scary!" Roxy yelled, coming out to sit on the couch with the two idiots.
((CTHULHU!))"Yeah, it's scary as hell. Especially when the girl pukes on everyone!"
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"ahh..really..? Well deep Impact was sad, and Snakes on a plane was kinda scary..And the ending to The Wicker Man was really scary.."John paused, looking up and thinking through his movie collection. "I don't think I've seen an actual horror movie before though.."
"You're gonna love this, unless you wanna see Dirk's horror movie," Dave chuckled, "It was a badly made pie."
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"hmm..I guess I can give it a shot..!" John smiled. "It can't really be that terrifying..!!"
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"Haha, you'll see!" Dave put on the movie and it began.
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John smacked his head in frustration. Why didn't they care about a family growing up together?! Dave....just..!! John looked up at his Con Air poster sadly. What he would give to be reunited with his loving biological mother and father. And jade. He did have dad. The thought of nanna hugging him, seeing and laughing with Jade, meeting jade's grandpa.. Them all together. It made him want to cry.