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that the week starts with it! and that there are much more chances of it being grey and rainy than any other day!why does Garfield hate Mondays?
because that's the day when the snoopy comic strip always get the top of the page in the newspaper's comic section....why does the dog's tail wiggle...?
because its nose can't.why do cats swallow their own hair?
Because who ELSE would swallow it?Would you really rather see a purple cow, or be one?
see one. as much as it would be extraordinary to be unique, I'd still prefer not to be a cow. If I had to be an animal I'd either be a bird or a jungle feline.If you were reincarnated as a fly, how could you atone for your past sins when your life as a fly is just one day long?
Be a fly on the wall of Osama bin Laden's cave and rat him out.
why does sponge bob wear square pants?
why does sponge bob wear square pants?
Fiona wrote: "Rules: Questions may be stupid or sensible.Answers must be as stupid and ridiculous as you can think of.
Q: What does reading a book feel like?"
sleepy sometimes and it hurts the eyes!!! hahaha!!!
Jean wrote: "Stella wrote: "why do you get dressed each morning?"Cause I'm too tired to get dressed at night.
Why do fools fall in love?
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Because only fools believe in a thing called LOVE.:D
Becky wrote: "Loudly. Why did Fiona create this game? ;)"
So not the group won't get too boring and serious all the time! Hahaha!! :D
geez! I ended up answering almost all your questions! Now, why am I doing that??? :D
Sponge Bob wasn't going to wear any pants, but all the moms who screened the show before it first aired FREAKED OUT over the cartoon sponge not being fully dressed, hence the pants.Wy - I have NO IDEA why you're answering all these questions! Perhaps you're bored?
Why do some people not have any common sense, when common sense is supposed to be common?
In a world full of sparrows, there's always a couple flamingos--works for bad traits as well as good!Why mosquitoes? Why, why, why?
Mosquitos were made for my cat, who LOVES to chase and eat them. And we get HUGE ones here in Texas! But my cat's only a year old, so I'm not sure why they existed prior to his birth. They're AWFUL!Why am I craving beef?
Because it's what's for dinner.Why do 24 hr. stores have locks and light switches?
Because if they didn't, the middle-of-the-night employees couldn't play hookie! I mean, they can't just leave the store unlocked! (Or maybe it's because of the International Building Code.... one of the two, for sure!) Why does prejudice still exist in the world?
Because we all haven't gone color blind.Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
To keep from messing up their hair.How many fingers am I holding up?
Mosca! Put the gun down right now! I don't care how many there are, but I guarantee none of those fingers did ANYTHING to make you shoot them! Geez! ;)Why are public buildings always hot during the winter and cold during the summer?
Wy - I have ..."Okay. Maybe I was bored. Hehehe!!!
Sometimes, I think, people just take advantage of what things that are "common" and never take any notice that these things are the ones who could save us from harm.
Maybe because a lot of people crammed up inside the public building so they could keep themselves warm; hence, in the summer, they were all probably in the beach or the pool and had a few people left working there.
If Buzz Lightyear doesn't think he's a toy, why does he stop talking when people come in the room?
because what he says is national intelligence secret and he is not entitled to reveal it to those not bearing the stamp.why do we think that humans are the most intelligent creatures on Earth?
Because humans haven't yet learnt how to make crop-circles on Mars.
Why are there only 4 kings in a deck of cards?
Why are there only 4 kings in a deck of cards?
BTW, Fiona gets all my votes for the Best topic in fun and games!
There are 8 kings. The Jacks are secretly Kings of other countries posing as mere Jacks... They're lying in wait to overthrow the other 4... Muahahaha...Why do women like chocolate so much?
Because when they eat it, they feel it's like making love....A caution though ladies.... you can't substitute a chocolate for a real man....
Why do we always stare above when we're dreaming... or daydreaming...?
When you look straight, you see reality in front of you. Who wants to look at that when they're daydreaming?!Why does money make the world go 'round?
because they won't let you have a free ride.why can't we live on air (I mean eat air and not food)?
Because the farts would kill us. (?) LOLWhy don't pigs fly?
Because if they did, they would reveal their secret super-power... and they're a secretive bunch, those pigs... Someday, when the world is in grave danger, you may see a pig flying through the air, saving the day.... Just you wait!Where do you go, my lovely? Where do you go? I wanna know, my lovely, I wanna know... :)
I'm going to the loo my darling, you sure you really wanted to know? LOL :-)Why do we have to chew the food we eat and not simply decompose it ion our mouth?
To avoid thirty two lay-offs, of molars, incisors ..Even in old people they are outsourced to the dentures ...
That reminds me..why do we have 'wisdom' tooth?
That reminds me..why do we have 'wisdom' tooth?
So that at least on our "part" we have wisdom even though reality begs to disagree...Does being an invertebrate makes you spine-less?
Yes, but then being a vertabrate makes you shell-less.If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we invent cars that don't use fossil fuels that are practical.
Because our priorities are formed by science fiction, Star Trek and awesome books like Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, so we have an obsession with space. Our own planet...well....>.<Why can't some people read body language AT ALL?
They have LBE (limited body eyesight), which is a known handicap!Why does a DIY store like Home Depot need half their parking spaces labeled for handicapped? Are therew a lot of handicapped carpenters?
They have LBE (limited body eyesight), which is a known handicap!Why does a DIY store like Home Depot need half their parking spaces labeled for handicapped? Are therew a lot of handicapped carpenters?
They have LBE (limited body eyesight), which is a known handicap!Why does a DIY store like Home Depot need half their parking spaces labeled for handicapped? Are therew a lot of handicapped carpenters?
Just because you can't use your legs doesn't mean you can't use a hammer!Why is there never anything good on TV on Saturdays?
Because everybody is watching Saturday Night 'live'.
I think ...
There was once a king and he had three daughters and ..whats next?
I think ...
There was once a king and he had three daughters and ..whats next?
There was only one bathroom, and he never got to use it when he wanted!Why DO some people have all the luck?
Because they buy all the Lucky Charms, and don't save any for us!Why is the number of times the diameter of a circle will go around its circumference called "pi"? (Why not cake? :) )
It was too hard to bake in ancient times, so cake wasn't invented yet.Why do we say people are leading a dog's life when things aren't going well? I think most dogs have a pretty good life!
Not when the dog/life is a'stray!
If you can make hay while the sun shines, what can you make when the moon shines?
If you can make hay while the sun shines, what can you make when the moon shines?
You can spin the hay (straw) into gold, like Rumpelstiltskin!Why does the word lisp have an 'S' in it, when people who have lisps can't pronounce S's properly?
According to a recent survey, most people have a "S-pronouncing deficiency"....What did the carrot said to the bartender that night at the bar...?
The bartender wouldn't share that with me but later I cornered the carrot in a dark alley and he held up his hands and said "Is this a stick up?"
Why is the grass greener on the other side?
Why is the grass greener on the other side?
Because on the other side everyone is richer so they can afford to pay a gardener.Why does your 'problem' hair always suddenly behave itself and look gorgeous they day before you go to the hairdresser?
Because it's trying to save itself at the last minute, and it's too stupid to realize that if it behaved all the time it wouldn't be in danger in the first place. Why do some people insist on being booksnobs? *grumble*
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Doughnut hole + oil + stomach acid --> Handle
As for the love... well... that's just plain ironic, because no one loves love handles!
What makes Mondays so much worse than other days?