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in sunken shipswhy do people like lobster tails?
Because skunk tails would be nasty.Do zombies always work the graveyard shift?
yes, so they can dig up old friendswhy do people take pills?
It's too hard to give them to cats!How much sugar did the rebels use during the Boston Tea Party?
Four hundred sacks but they threw most of it to the dogs.Why are pink marshmallows better than white marshmallows?
because pink marshmallows can sing who put the cookies in the cookie jar?
Cookie Monster's MomWhy does it rain water?
because clouds retain too much water and get bitchywhy does Halloween fall on Oct 31?
Because any later would conflict with Christmas shopping.Why are female cops on TV always stunningly gorgeous?
Shhh, it's all that plastic in Hollywood, not real!Do snowmen all like to have such skinny arms and long noses?
Yes they do. They like that it gives them so much character. Why is Valentine's Day such a romantic holiday?
Rk wrote: "Because they can't go skiing...Why is the sky blue?
because blue skittles invaded it..
What is the worst book ever written?
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Because of reasons. What am I wearing?
Because the grasshopper has a wooden leg.Why didn't my training session get cancelled?!?
By doing, not asking 👍Do I have to wash both hands?
Nah..if you sprinkle your hands with salt and pepper it should be fine!Should I cook the turkey all the way through on Thanksgiving?
No , halfway. You'll have fewer guests next year!
Cook the turkey thoroughly but serve raw side dishes!What should I do with a bacon stealing cat?
Feed it only chicken and marshmallows from now on..Why do they make so many superhero movies?
Because movies about librarians still haven't caught on.How do you solve a problem like Maria?
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The Territorial Imperative: A Personal Inquiry Into the Animal Origins of Property and Nations (other topics)
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Where does a hammerhead shark keep his nails?