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they long to, itch to, feel obliged to, but aren't allowedare there any skunks in a skunk cabbage field?
Yes..but they smell like asparagus.Why does she have diamonds on the soles of her shoes?
Because having sapphires on them would just be daft!Do flying squirrels suffer from travel sickness?
Yes, because they don't sell Dramamine at the Squirrel Pharmacy.What was the burglar's favorite football team?
Pittsburgh Stealers?Why are people left handed?
They don't have a choice.Why do children like trains?
Because they have a Fat ControllerDo Martians only eat Mars bars?
no, they also eat snickers when they tell jokesWhat did Socrates most famous student play with as a child?
Play doughhow many children lived in the shoe?
None, because they all died when someone put the shoe on. :(Do travellers get homesickness?
no, they only get homesickness while at home sickdo johnny jump-ups jump?
Not since they were hobbled by Annie Wilkes.Does Misery love company?
only on TuesdaysDo dogwoods and cattails fight?
Yes...but they never go to bed angry.What would Jesus do?
Dogwoods get along fine with cattails. Cattails fight each other.
Is everything really fair in love and war?
Is everything really fair in love and war?
No brunettes are involved tooWhy aren't buttercups made of butter?
Because a cup of butter is too much.Why can't you eat just one potato chip?
because an entire bag is so attractive on my hips!Why do I feel sleepier when I wake up than when I'm trying to fall asleep?
Because when you're trying to fall asleep you're worrying too much about feeling sleepier in the morning when you've woken up than you do at that moment (confused? I am lol)Is the dandelion the smartest dressed weed in the garden?
no it is the cucumber cuz he isn't just smart he is cool....why is the grass green and the sky blue?
no it is the cucumber cuz he isnt just smart he is also cool....why is the grass green and sky blue?
Because the sky's cold and the grass is seasick Why does summer have to end?
Because summer hot and some are not.Why does the world turn?
Because she's showing off her new dressWhy is it easy for a good girl to go bad?
Because she just takes the goo and adds the ba.Why is it cloudy today?
The sun is shy?Are little kid monsters afraid of people?
No! and there are 1,000 waiting under your bedwho took the cheese?
A little mouse with clogs on.Why do fish and chips taste better when eaten out of newspaper at the seaside?
"tis the smell of the salt in the air, me lassie!"who writes all the numbers on all of the rulers?
Bob and his cousinsWhat did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe! Breathe!If you throw a blue rock into the Red Sea, what does it become?
Because it is a cousin of Etna.why is itchy spelled with an i?
It was the "i"s turn.Do frogs look before they leap?
No, but toads do.Is it the Well of Wisdom because Yggdrasil(the Worldtree) drinks from it, or does Yggdrasil drink from it because it is the Well of Wisdom?
Yggdrasil drinks from it because the pub is shutWhat was the best thing before sliced bread?
the bowl....why is a kangaroo a kangaroo and not a giraffe?
Because the kangaroo got evicted from the international group of giraffes.If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
it depends on the contract...why is night night and day day?
p.s. i love this thread i have lol'd i dont know how many times...
Because some time zones stutter.Why are owls wise?
Because geese are dumbWho let the lights go out in Georgia?
Miami...what do you get when you cross a cucumber and lettuce?
Enemies that are green with jealousy.Why do they call it Jell-O?
Because Hello was taken.Why was the jar blue?
Because red clashed with its hairDo squirrels buy dry roasted peanuts?
only in the desertDo umbrellas get tired of rain?
only when it's sunny out...Do tires ever stop going around and around?
Yes,when they're flat.What's the purpose of eyebrows?
to hold up your foreheaddo frogs like swimming?
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Do the other players pinch the pinch hitter in baseball?