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Becasue when they fly they are invisible and only appear when they near their prey or target.Why do birds have feathers?
To make them look pretty and keep them nice and toasty during their flights south.Why does the radio station play the same songs over and over and over...?
Why does the radio station play the same songs over and over and over...? To help you memorize the words!
How far is North?
Twice as far as South!Why are the North and South Pole called "Pole"?
Because North and South Chzeck sounded funny.Why do ants travel in a straight line?
Because they like staring into each other's butts.Why is it so cold?
The sun was tired today and took the day off.Why do people say the wind blows?
Beacause petting a naked kitten is weirdWhy do we have leases?
A: So you drink out of plastic cups.Q: Why are most permanant markers black?
Andrew wrote: "A: So you drink out of plastic cups.Q: Why are most permanent markers black?"
A: Because if it was blue people marked by this will become a Smurf.
Q: Speaking of Smurfs, why are Smurfs blue? Are they all gay?
Q: Speaking of Smurfs, why are Smurfs blue?A: If they were red they would be too sinister.
Q: Why do dogs turn around in a circle multiple times before lying down?
A:Because if they went in a square the sky would fall.Q: Why do some people have big hands?
Because some people have small feet.Why do politicians lie?
Because they are always sleepy.How stupid are you ?
Ummmm... because they don't have a smell of their own.How will you prove to an intelligent person that you're stupid?
by knowing what color their sharpie is. Why is hair different colors?
A: So we aren't all blonde.Q: Why is tv called tv?
Because vd was taken.Why is a flock of crows called a murder of crows?
Why is a flock of crows called a murder of crows? (didn't know that!)
Because a coal of crows would be redundant.
Why must new jeans be washed so many times before they feel really good?
Because new jeans are depressed, and washing cheers them up.Why do potatoes have eyes?
A:It's the ink and the illustrator that the government paid for to do the drawings of the presidents made it way too expensive...Q: Why do leprechauns only wear green clothes..?
A. Because red would make them look too short.Q. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
Q. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? Flesh.
Q. Where do all the socks lost in the dryer go?
They are recruited to form an anti-feet nation.Why do the weathermen always get the forecast wrong??
Because they hate you and want you to be miserable.Why isn't life fair?
they have a baby named 'Luke'.What is the allure of a purple dinosaur?
So the pencil doesn't get confused and cause an accident. Why is this game so much fun?
Because it heaps in a bundle all those crazy people who have nothing to do in their lives...What will happen to the hermit crab when it leave its shell?
What will happen to the hermit crab when it leave its shell? It will become an extovert and get over it's shyness.
Why do I always run out of conditioner before I run out of shampoo?
Why do I always run out of conditioner before I run out of shampoo?Because your little brother thought this was a glue with a good scent and decided to eat it... LOL! ^_^
How far is it from time to time...?
eleven-sixteenths of a kilometerIs it better to have loved and lost or to get run over by a garbage truck?
Garbage truck. You don't have much to regret when you're dead or a vegetable.Why are tomatoes considered a vegetable instead of a fruit?
Because the fruit gang condemned the tomato because he is always red and blushing... Luckily the vegetable patch group invited him to join them though he will be cursed by children to be ugghhhhhhh yuck whenever the kids eat them...(still of course some children loves eating tomatoes, so I'm not generalizing here..)Why do birds suddenly appear anytime you are near...just like me they long to be close to you..
Why is it that many people always believes in prophecies?
To the lost-socks' heaven.Why is the snow wet?
Because it forgot to put on its Depends.Why can't adults have "snow days"?
Cause they have sick days...If you forget to pay the exorcist, do you get re-possesed??
only if it's Wednesday.
How do you mail a letter?
How do you mail a letter?
How do you mail a letter?Is the letter a vowel or a consonant?
If my nose is running and my feet are smelling, will it help if I stand on my head?
NO, Mosca, it will truly help if you do a head spin instead...LOL...^_^Who stole the cookie in the cookie jar...?
I don't know but he was blue, furry and left a lot of crumbs everywhere...Have you ever seen fish sleep?
yes, right before that they start blinking and that's how you know they are sleepy!Why can't humans fly like birds?
Because Humans don't have tails.Why are peoples avatars always changing?
cause they are ninjas!!If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
The Space is outside the limit...LOL... ^_^Why are women so fickle minded...?
It's better than pickle minded.Why is easy to put in a staple, and hell to get it out?
Because they get attached to the paper and then take a long time saying their goodbyes.Why do my parents seem to want to make me miserable?
Cause it's in their job descriptionIf a smurf is blue, how do you know when he's choking??
If a smurf is blue, how do you know when he's choking??They cannot sing the La-La song.
Why can't I keep potted plants from dying?
Nope. It's just invisible.Why is fog so spooky?
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