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Because they put a camera in there so they could watch you try and untape it without ripping it and laugh when you do!Why is rain wet?
A:Because the rain is aroused.Q:What does the vampire bat said to Bella Swan?
"Do I dazzle you?" as he bats his wings at her. Why do people procrastinate?
I'll tell you later. Why do candy canes always try to stab you in the tongue?
Because they couldn't reach your eye.What would Paris Hilton say to Michelle Obama?
"Oh my god, like don't I know you from somewhere."Why did they pick Mars and Venus as the two planets for "Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus"?
Because a man wrote it and I just don't understand him at all.Why do people think spray tans look good? or real?
They ate too many oranges as a child and now see everything in shades of orange. Why do all the really nice winter coats come in white?
So people won't see them when you wear them in a snow-white winter.Q:When a mold spoils, will it be also filled with molds?
jzhunagev wrote: "So people wont them when you wear them in a snow-white winter.Q:When a mold spoils, will it be also filled with molds?"
Oh no, it turns a lovely shade of verdis gris!
Why do children wait until 10 minutes after bedtime for a crisis?
rebecca wrote: "Because lettuce is shy."Rebecca, I roared with laughter for several minutes after reading this!! :-D
"Why do phonebooks have yellow pages?"
So that you can see them in the dark.
Why do you say hello when picking up the phone?
because it's better than saying *^%$££why does the wind blow?
Lauren wrote: "because it's better than saying *^%$££why does the wind blow?"
A:Because it doesn't have a tounge and it can't lick.
Q:How far is it from time to time?
A: FridayQ: Why are there numbers to symbolize channels?
Because numbers were discovered before TVWhy do dustbins say 'Use Me' ?
'cause they're into S & M.
What's the opposite of red?
What's the opposite of red?
Hayes wrote: "'cause they're into S & M.What's the opposite of red?"
A:der
Q: Why am I sooooooo hhhhhoooooottttttt......!!!!!
Because you are so not cool.Why are there 5 workdays in a week?
Because they wouldn't fit in an hour.Why do monkeys like bananas?
because they really have a wild animal gene in them that makes training them impossible.Why can't we all just get along?
The Territorial Imperative A Personal Inquiry into the Animal Origins of Property and Nations
Where does rain go when it's over?
Where does rain go when it's over?
It.gets.dead.and.goes.to.heaven.back.to.fall.again.Why.does.Hayes.wanna.know.about.rains??
Arpit asked: Why.does.Hayes.wanna.know.about.rains??
Because it's been raining non stop here all effing winter and she keeps getting wet on her scooter and she can't take it any more!! *rant rant* sorry
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Why do people say good grief since that's an oxymoron?
Because it's been raining non stop here all effing winter and she keeps getting wet on her scooter and she can't take it any more!! *rant rant* sorry
back to the question:
Why do people say good grief since that's an oxymoron?
I didn't skip it... I made a comment and retyped it!!
Why do people say good grief since that's an oxymoron?
Why do people say good grief since that's an oxymoron?
A: Because people jsut like to confuse youQ: Why are some people so mean to pregnant women?
A: Because they don't get enough Zinc.Q: Why is grease greasy?
Fiona wrote: "Because it originated from Greece.What makes the earth go around?"
Atlas pushes...slowly!
What the heck?
Kandice wrote: "Fiona wrote: "Because it originated from Greece.What makes the earth go around?"
Atlas pushes...slowly!
What the heck?
A:Because it doesn't peck.
Q: Where do babies come from?
Pluto.Why would someone write an email in to a travel agent and say the following: "I see a price of $499 per person on your website. How much would that be if 2 people go?"
(Seriously, this was a REAL email that I had to respond to today.)
"I see a price of $499 per person on your website. How much would that be if 2 people go?A: $1299.99
Q: Now will that be smoking or non-smoking?
Why would someone write an email in to a travel agent and say the following: "I see a price of $499 per person on your website. How much would that be if 2 people go?"A)In.India,It.will.surely.be.less.than.998!
Q: Now will that be smoking or non-smoking?
A: Smoking, with burnt edges.Q:) Why do you drink beer?
A: Because backwards it spells ReebQ: Why do phones have key pads?
Because they don't have key chains.Why do we count days? (as in why do we use calendars?)
Because we ran out of fingers and thumbs.Why do we need seasons?
Because we need a change of scenery.Why must we get headaches?
Donna wrote: "Because we need a change of scenery.Why must we get headaches?"
Would you rather have a buttache?
Why do you get pins and needles when something falls asleep? Why can't it be tickles and kisses?
You answered it alread Fiona... "beacuse something is out to get you" LOLWhy does your butt fall asleep?
Fiona wrote: "Because it's bored of being a butt and wants to be a mouth.Is your tongue really just a big worm that lives in your mouth?"
Maybe yeah or nope..'coz it always tend to eat/lick nasty things that's at first seems not so delectable but then again fun and pleasurable..
Why did my Michael Jackson bleached his skin?
Why did my Michael Jackson bleached his skin? So it would be easier to find foundation that matched.
Why did the old lady swallow the fly?
Because mine itch and we're twins who we're separated at birth and it's one of those weird twin behavior things.Why in the world was Robert Downey Jr. nominated for an Oscar for Tropic Thunder?
To give the other nominees a better chance?Why don't all houses have built in bookshelves?
For the same reason why houses don't come with their own house elves.Why are you on TNBBC ?
Because I couldn't get to the moon.Why aren't there any brownies to clean my house and do laundry?
They are too busy making messes!Why does my dog have gas? (poor thing!)
He wanted to fly.How many stars are there in the sky?
Kandice wrote: "They are too busy making messes!Why does my dog have gas? (poor thing!)"
Because you fed him/her too much beans..poor thing to have a master like you...
Why did the chicken crossed the street?
To get to the hen party'why am i asking sily questions when i should be working!'
Cause working is boringWhy I am eating candy so early in the morning?
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Why do wrapping paper makers tape the end of the roll so that we have to tear the paper or cut off a long narrow strip?