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Why are people cranky when they are sleep deprived?
Why are people cranky when they are sleep deprived?
because soemone stole their sleep.Q: What does Bill Gate do for fun?
of course, cleaning Windows...What is Steve Jobs's job?
Mosca wrote: "Because frequently we need different pens for the different letters of the alphabet.What is the best pen for the letter H?"
Hibiscus RED!
jzhunagev wrote: "of course, cleaning Windows...
What is Steve Jobs's job?
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Lately he seems to be working on making sure everybody is thinking about him, mainly.
"Job, Job JOB? Job! Job*&&..."and so on
Knock Knock, Who's there?
What is Steve Jobs's job?
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Lately he seems to be working on making sure everybody is thinking about him, mainly.
"Job, Job JOB? Job! Job*&&..."and so on
Knock Knock, Who's there?
Panera what more like. If you knew Panera like I knew Panera, you wouldn't ask...If your boss tells you to pull your socks up and you've actually got bare legs what do you tell him?
You pay me so little I cannot afford any socks to pull up!
Sun is to day as slug is to....?
Sun is to day as slug is to....?
not getting up in the morning.If you bark up the wrong tree, how can you tell which one was the right one?
Live Well, Laugh Often, Love Much
What are you doing for Memorial weekend?
What are you doing for Memorial weekend?
MemorializingWhy are 3 day weekends so much fun?
Memory LossWhat are flies trying to tell us when they buzz near our ears?
Hey! You're hair smells good!Why can we see noseeums? (Gnats in my neck of the woods)
Most people think that it is said no-see-ums, but actually they are nosee-ums because they like to fly up your nose!Why do people like to watch drag boat races? (a big event around here!)
rebecca j wrote: "Most people think that it is said no-see-ums, but actually they are nosee-ums because they like to fly up your nose!
Why do people like to watch drag boat races? (a big event around here!)"
ha ha
Why do people like to watch drag boat races? (a big event around here!)"
ha ha
Cos its such a thrill to see them all dressed up in pink with glitter.Why do we say its brass monkey weather when there's not a monkey in sight and its freezing cold?
The monkey is not in sight because it's busy thawing it's b***s, and it was a brass one.
I found something here : Brass Monkey Weather
Why do we say chocholate is sweet when it's the sugar in it?
I found something here : Brass Monkey Weather
Why do we say chocholate is sweet when it's the sugar in it?
If you are talking about my experiment with non-vegetarian food, given to me in the sly and ........
Oh! I hate those people!!!
How many alphabets are in the alphabet soup?
Oh! I hate those people!!!
How many alphabets are in the alphabet soup?
All of themWhy when we don't like the smell of something we don't like the taste?
Unless its jackfruit. Then it smells like onions with footcheese and a little garlic but tastes like mangos, bananas and mmmm. That sounds like a stupid answer but is actually quite true.Why do we say a kid who looks a lot like a parent is the spitting image?
Because when a mom or dad spit, their genetic material and random crap would be in that spit...therefore..the kid is a product of spit.. or something.Why do we get food babies when we eat a lot?
Earrings wrote: "..the kid is a product of spit.. or something." ROFLMAO
Where else is the food to go?
Why do we say someone old is long in the tooth when our teeth don't grow after childhood?
Because the tongue is attached to the brain and it gets to know...Why is having fever so bad?
Food tastes like rubber and the drummers are in your head.
Should noise pollution become as serious a cause as environmental pollution?
Should noise pollution become as serious a cause as environmental pollution?
No, I like to play music loud :P (on a serious note, seeing the seriousness regarding environmental pollution, it really won't make a difference..)Why are people afraid to die?
Because they're not sure what to expectWhy do we live in ignorance?
Because Paris doesn't want any more immigrants.Why does anyone bother getting up on Monday morning>
So we don't have Tuesday morning blues.
Which is the most popular animal at the zoo?
Which is the most popular animal at the zoo?
The Jackalope who is watching you right now?
Time for a little something (I follow Winnie-the-Pooh!)What would you rather right now, honey or money?
Honey, it's tea time.Why is love a many splendored thing?
Because it wouldn't have been a hit song otherwise.Why do real planes stay up but paper ones glide down to earth?
Because paper planes do not have real people in them, or real pilots.
Where does the snore come from?
Where does the snore come from?
When the stomach is hungry at night, it sends out this warning SOS popularly known as snore.Why do raw onions make you cry?
It's the stink.
How does a mountain get made?
How does a mountain get made?
Prehistoric giants with spades at night.Why do people like big round breast implants better than the natural variety?
Nude is what we are but...not allowed, everywhere :-(
If water reflects the sky above why is it 'sea green' sometimes?
If water reflects the sky above why is it 'sea green' sometimes?
Seaweed
If you answer a question with another questions, did you really in fact answer the first or just raise more curiousity?
If you answer a question with another questions, did you really in fact answer the first or just raise more curiousity?
Don't know about curiousity, but its good for raising consciousness (and beans).Why is stuffing called dressing when no one puts clothes on a turkey?
I thought dressing goes on a salad.
Okay this is a picture clue. Any comments?
Okay this is a picture clue. Any comments?
This guy's life is so small, he needs a "throne" to sit on to make him feel like a king!
Some people will do anything for a laugh.Who invented flip-flops?
the first Englishman (but only because his wife was busy)Why do the birds eat the cat food?
Because the squirrels finished off the dog food.Why does a rain bow?
Because she still believes that she is living in the 18th century England. Why do we cry?
to keep the onions companyWhy do we smile at strangers
They haven't yet given us a reason to frown.
Why is envy green?
Why is envy green?
Because all the other colors were taken.Why do we wear clothes?
If it's love it's because God needs entertainment too, if it's hate it's because you are lucky.
What is the opposite of an oasis?
What is the opposite of an oasis?
rebecca j wrote: "This guy's life is so small, he needs a "throne" to sit on to make him feel like a king!"
LOL
This was sent to me via email with the following note:
Dear staff,
Due to the projected increase in workload in the coming months, the management has decided that it can no longer afford for you to take time out of your busy schedule and go to the restroom. Instead to increase employee efficiency the company will shoulder the expense of remodeling your cubicle to accommodate restroom privileges. Thankyou for your cooperation.
Management.
Just thought I'd share. :-)
LOL
This was sent to me via email with the following note:
Dear staff,
Due to the projected increase in workload in the coming months, the management has decided that it can no longer afford for you to take time out of your busy schedule and go to the restroom. Instead to increase employee efficiency the company will shoulder the expense of remodeling your cubicle to accommodate restroom privileges. Thankyou for your cooperation.
Management.
Just thought I'd share. :-)
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