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Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
I can dig it.Why aren't there more UFOs?
There were. We shot them down. Why is sky blue ?
Because blue won the popular vote.Who was the first person to use "air quotes"?
Because no one is ever happy with what they have.Why do some people insist on being difficult to get along with?
They think this is the best way to test the theory that 'where there is a will there is a way'.
Why are nasty people called swines?
Why are nasty people called swines?
Have you ever been down wind of a pig farm?When you speak up, how high do your words go?
As high as a word can go, before gravity pulls its weight down. Depends on the weight of the word.Why do we get irritated?
Allergies.Did man really walk on the moon or was it just a tv studio hoax?
Some guy took his dog out for a stroll and decided that he was bored of having had to walk along same paths everyday. So, he took his dog out for a walk on the moon. So, man DID walk on the moon. Why did man go to the moon ?
So he could eat green cheese.Why are pugs so ugly that they are cute?
They never went to a beauty parlor.Why is fire so hot ?
Atishay, I'm sure that is the stupidest question ever. If two others agree with me we can give you the stupid cup.
:-)
:-)
How do you know fire is hot, did you stick your nose in one?
How many agree that was a 'really' stupid question.
How many agree that was a 'really' stupid question.
They don't?
Why does everyone believe there is a 'boogey man'?
Why does everyone believe there is a 'boogey man'?
Hay wrote: "i guess but isnt this where you ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer well he asked a stupid question and got a stupid answer
I was quite stumped with that one and that never happened before !
I was quite stumped with that one and that never happened before !
Sowmya wrote Atishay, I'm sure that is the stupidest question ever. If two others agree with me we can give you the stupid cup.:-)
Hayes wrote i guess but isnt this where you ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer well he asked a stupid question and got a stupid answer
I guess that means I get to keep the prestigious stupid cup ?
Wow! Thanks !
Because he always comes up with new ideas.Why did the King marry the Queen?
He couldn't marry the princess, cause he's not a redneck!Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Atishay wrote: "Sowmya wrote Atishay, I'm sure that is the stupidest question ever. If two others agree with me we can give you the stupid cup.
:-)
Hayes wrote i guess but isnt this where you ask a stupid questio..."
We get to share...I think :-(
:-)
Hayes wrote i guess but isnt this where you ask a stupid questio..."
We get to share...I think :-(
The cow was too stupid to take the shortcut.
Why must there be a long queue when you are in a hurry?
Why must there be a long queue when you are in a hurry?
Murphy's Law.Why are people always talking on their cell phones while they're driving?
Sowmya wrote We get to share...I think :-( Yepee! There is someone as stupid as me! Bravo my fellow fool! :P
Because they didn't bring someone to talk to during the drive. Anyway, what's the point of having a cell phone if you can't use it 'on the move' ? Why do we read?
Because we breathe.Who invented deodorant?
Someone who smelled one too many stinky pits.Why do I stay up so late and then complain when I have to get up in the morning?
Because you have to complain about something as soon as you wake up, and what else is there to complain about that early?What do birds suddenly apppear everytime you are near?
Just like me, they long to be, close to you...Why do people watch the cut-up versions of movies on TV when they own the real deal on DVD?
This is a real mystery...I have often wondered is it because they like the commercial breaks or because they feel a sense of thrill guessing which portions will be cut up..
Perhaps they are saving the DVD'd for when there is no TV reception.
Will ebooks replace the paper version completely someday?
Perhaps they are saving the DVD'd for when there is no TV reception.
Will ebooks replace the paper version completely someday?
(No way and I hope not) because then laptops will have to be compressed to a size of a book.
Why do we shop?
Atishay wrote: "(No way and I hope not)
because then laptops will have to be compressed to a size of a book.
They have sort of done that with 'kindle'
because then laptops will have to be compressed to a size of a book.
They have sort of done that with 'kindle'
To use up the plastics.
Where do brains go when we are not using them?
Where do brains go when we are not using them?
Sowmya wrote They have sort of done that with 'kindle' Nothing can replace the feeling of holding a book. The sound of pages turning and their color.. its all different with the e book. I wouldn't want that.
I do. (is that stupid?)
Why do we drink juices when we can eat the fruit itself?
Hay wrote: "Sowmya wrote We get to share...I think :-(
"well doesnt everyone have a little stupid in them? i know i do"
Ok Hay we'll share the cup with you too! :-D
"well doesnt everyone have a little stupid in them? i know i do"
Ok Hay we'll share the cup with you too! :-D
Why do we drink juices when we can eat the fruit itself?
To get some extra sugar and avoid the nutrients in the peel.
Why do we have cravings?(I mean for certain food items)
To get some extra sugar and avoid the nutrients in the peel.
Why do we have cravings?(I mean for certain food items)
Because its the stomach's way of showing how much we pamper it.Why did God create human beings?
So that he could watch Criminal MindsWhy does a dog bark?
To be the center of attraction. Why does the day turn into night and vice versa?
To be the center of attraction. Why does the day turn into night and vice versa?
because its hard to sleep in the sunlightWhy do people form groups?
Because if we called it a 'herd' we wouldn't be people, we'd be cows.
Why does a dog wag it's tail when it is happy and a cat does it when it's angry?
Why does a dog wag it's tail when it is happy and a cat does it when it's angry?
Because they are both angry. The difference is that the cat has control over its tail while the dog doesn't. Why do rivers come out of mountains?
*Welcome to the Oscars!*Because we are stupid.
Why do we like sweets?
Because we need something to eat at midnight and real food is too hard to make at 2 in the morning.Why do we crave what's bad for us, like chocolate?
Because he carries a sythe!this one's from my son: if your back-side is called your back, why isn't your front-side called your front instead of stomach and chest?
Hay wrote: "because we need the energy to get through the day
Why are most people scared of death?
THANK YOU IM SO GLAD TO HAVE THIS AWARD WHO NEEDS SMART PEOPLE THANK YOU *walks off the stage and croud..."
HAY, see you at the after awards party!
Why are most people scared of death?
THANK YOU IM SO GLAD TO HAVE THIS AWARD WHO NEEDS SMART PEOPLE THANK YOU *walks off the stage and croud..."
HAY, see you at the after awards party!
Hay wrote: "because they didnt want to have to say your butt so intead they said back side
why do people intentionally want to do something wrong in their life?"
They don't do it intentionaly at first. They just pretend it's intentional so they won't seem like total idiots. For ex. When I forget my umbrella and it rains, I tell everyone I wanted to catch a cold because my Tylenol supply is nearing the expiry date!
Why are most people afraid of change?
why do people intentionally want to do something wrong in their life?"
They don't do it intentionaly at first. They just pretend it's intentional so they won't seem like total idiots. For ex. When I forget my umbrella and it rains, I tell everyone I wanted to catch a cold because my Tylenol supply is nearing the expiry date!
Why are most people afraid of change?
Because it accumulates and makes a mess. I, however, turn mine into the change machine for bills!Why to some people invest in making "curb appeal" updates if they are more hidious than they were before?
They downgraded their boyfriends/girlfriends to next person around the curb and felt the need to fit in.
WHO I mean 'who?' really wins the lottery?
WHO I mean 'who?' really wins the lottery?
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