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Pole--->Pale.Suddenly, the Pope heard footsteps coming from behind him, turned around, his face pale, and fainted.
We should give the pope a name o-O;;
Pope Lepori. 'tis an epic name. Pale--->Kale.
He awoke to the sight of a room made for cultivating kale.
Kale--->Tale.Pope Lepori remembered the ancient tale in which kale was used to cure laziness, and wondered why he was in the room.
Tale--->Hale. He wondered if it was to somehow aid in his recovery, but frowned--he sure felt hale and lively.
Hale--->Hall.Feeling so much more awake, Pope Lepori walked out of the door and found himself in a long, brightly lit hall.
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He therefore banned the sales of it.
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Then he became pale realizing what he had done.
Pale----> Pace.The Pope began to pace around the room in his anguish.
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He got a mace and started destroying everything.
Mace---> MiceBut somehow...only the mice were indestructable.
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They turned into lice.
Lice--> NiceThen he realized he wasn't being very nice, but it was too late.
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He came in the nick of time to save them.
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He then felt hungry and licked some lice.
Lick--->TickBut they turned out to be ticks...
Tick--->Tack.So he tacked the ticks to the wall, too high up for him to ever see again.
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However, he lacked the courage to come back down.
Lack--->Hack.So he hacked his way down, with his hax0r skillz. (Sorry, couldn't resist. XD)
Hack--->Back.After all the excitement, his back started to hurt. He was 63 after all.
Back---> BachHe was going to go sleep, but then he saw Bach.
Oh, whoops, wrong page.
Bach--->Bash (sorry!!!!)
Bach--->Bash (sorry!!!!)
He dreamed he was with Bach in a Birthday Bash. Bach's Birthday Bash.
Bash--->Rash
But he got a bad rash.
But he got a bad rash.
Rash--->CashHe remembered he had a hoard of cash under his bed, so he went to the doctor with enough to pay for an appointment.
Cash--->Cast
On his way he tripped and fractured his wrist, so got a cast as well.
On his way he tripped and fractured his wrist, so got a cast as well.
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Then he was assinged to be a lookout on the mast.
Mast---> MaskTheir shipped was robbed by masked bandits.
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His task was to protect the ship.
Tase--->Base
And apply layers of assorted paints on their faces.
And apply layers of assorted paints on their faces.
Wait what? What happened to "base?"Okay, well.
Base--->Bask.
After tying them up and tossing them in the hold, he decided to lounge around on the deck and bask in the sun.
Isn't Base a type of paint? Oh wells....
Bask--->Bast
Then lay on a bast fiber mat for the fest of the afternoon.
Bask--->Bast
Then lay on a bast fiber mat for the fest of the afternoon.
Best--->Fest
Then he landed on an island and discovered that a party was going on, and he decided to join the festivities.
Then he landed on an island and discovered that a party was going on, and he decided to join the festivities.
Best--->Rest.He took a nice long rest, then...
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He then woke up and had to take a test.
Tent--->RentBut he had to pay the rent for the tent.
Vest--->Lest
Lest he caught a chill.
Lest he caught a chill.
Lest---->Less.He got less questions wrong than he expected, so...
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He said, "Lets go party instead."
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He brought a huge hoarde of pets.
Pets--->Pens
And put them in pens.
And put them in pens.
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He used a lens to see the pens.
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He saw that they were all hens.
Hens ---> MensBut then he had to go to the Men's room...
Btw, are we allowed to add/subtract one letter instead of changing one?
Perhaps from all the scraps, he could fashion himself a pole with which to K-O whatever comes in his path.