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message 2: by RandomAnthony (last edited Jan 13, 2009 05:09AM) (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments Dang, man. I'm not putting anything in that machine. If it malfunctioned and, ahem, tightened...I don't even want to think about it. I mean, look at it!

edit: I didn't hit the link to the video. I'm in a coffee shop and I don't want to start a scandal.


message 3: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments RA - ri-i-i-ght


message 4: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17316 comments Mod
Science needs something better to do with its time.


message 5: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) | 24194 comments Agreed.


message 6: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments yeah like robot breasts


message 7: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments Ha...I wonder if there's a grant out there for studying that...


message 8: by Gus (new)

Gus Sanchez (gussanchez) In the words of Patton Oswalt, "sometimes science is all about coulda, not shoulda."

I'm eagerly awaiting the first porn flick with this robot vagina.


message 9: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17316 comments Mod
I hope that there is a mass defect with the device, a la the Dec 2008 Zune mishap, in which all of the "vaginas" will over"throb" and essentially dismember all participants.


PS - why does my spell check not believe that vagina can be plural? Has it never seen a ladies golf tournament?


message 10: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments Hm...perhaps Sally shouldn't be in charge of marketing this device...

Golf on tv is boring. Very boring. I don't like golf in general.

Carry on.


message 11: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) | 24194 comments Oh Sally. Maybe it's one of those words that's plural without the s. I don't know. And since I don't play golf ....

That's a particularly mean spirited hope you have there.


message 12: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) | 24194 comments They could call it the Bobbit machine.


message 13: by Gus (new)

Gus Sanchez (gussanchez) Plus, Sally isn't taking into consideration all those lesbian folk who may take a shine to a robot vagina. Especially lesbians who suffer from social anxiety disorder and find it hard to meet other lesbians.

I'm looking out for the lesbian community here.


message 14: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments Sally - a malfunction like the Zune LOLOL

if that happens will they dub this The Pune ? (sp)


message 15: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17316 comments Mod
Wait, Gus... why would lesbians be thrilled with this device? What would they put in it? Their arm? I doubt it would have the same effect.


message 16: by Meen (new)

Meen (meendee) | 1733 comments Gus, are you looking out for me? (Technically, I'm bi, but I do have social anxiety, and it is a LOT harder to meet women than men.)

Actually, most lesbians, like most other people with vaginas masturbate with dildos, vibrators, hands, etc., so robot vagina probably won't appeal to the female audience.


message 17: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments does this thing have a "cuddle" mode which you could toggle off?


message 18: by Kirk (new)

Kirk | 154 comments [image error]



message 19: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17316 comments Mod
Why would you toggle off the cuddle!!?!?


message 20: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments i only meant at "go" time


message 21: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments kirk - is that guy trying to flip me off?


message 22: by Kirk (new)

Kirk | 154 comments Haha, no, Kevin ... he's goin for the shocker...


message 23: by Heidi (new)

Heidi (heidihooo) | 10825 comments What if it had vagina dentata?


message 24: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments Maybe the shamwow guy can sell this device on an infomercial.

I was wondering what lesbians would do with this device as well after Gus' post. Thanks for the clarification.


message 25: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments i just actually looked at the picture of this thing and i think it makes pasta too


message 26: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments It kind of looks like a part of an old-fashioned washing machine...


message 27: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17316 comments Mod
That is saying so much about what men think of vaginas.


message 28: by Gus (new)

Gus Sanchez (gussanchez) Forget I said anything. Clearly, this robotic va-jay-jay wasn't desinged, or marketed, with lesbians in mind.

Kirk, that picture is what happened to that guy when he tried to go for the Shocker. But there's no hole for his pinky, know what I mean?


message 29: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments No, Sally! I didn't mean it that way at all. I'm not "pro-device". It scares me.


message 30: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments yeah, i am certainly not "pro-device". my point was it looks NOTHING like anything remotely i would be interested in (unless i wanted to make pasta or wring out my laundry). wait, does it have an MP3 player?


message 31: by Heidi (new)

Heidi (heidihooo) | 10825 comments What if it had vagina dentata?

:)


message 32: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments holy snikes! i had to google that and now i am really frightened by this thing. i guess if it did i could use it for an ice crusher


message 33: by Heidi (new)

Heidi (heidihooo) | 10825 comments WHERE'S MICHELLE?!!

She's seen Teeth, too.


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