Way Too Attention Grabbing a Headline for 6:50 in the AM

[Kirk]

"At Last, Science Has Invented an Artificially Intelligent Robot Vagina"

[RandomAnthony]

Dang, man. I'm not putting anything in that machine. If it malfunctioned and, ahem, tightened...I don't even want to think about it. I mean, look at it!

edit: I didn't hit the link to the video. I'm in a coffee shop and I don't want to start a scandal.

[Kevin]

RA - ri-i-i-ght

[Sally, la reina]

Science needs something better to do with its time.

[Félix]

Agreed.

[Kevin]

yeah like robot breasts

[RandomAnthony]

Ha...I wonder if there's a grant out there for studying that...

[[deleted user]]

In the words of Patton Oswalt, "sometimes science is all about coulda, not shoulda."

I'm eagerly awaiting the first porn flick with this robot vagina.

[Sally, la reina]

I hope that there is a mass defect with the device, a la the Dec 2008 Zune mishap, in which all of the "vaginas" will over"throb" and essentially dismember all participants.


PS - why does my spell check not believe that vagina can be plural? Has it never seen a ladies golf tournament?

[RandomAnthony]

Hm...perhaps Sally shouldn't be in charge of marketing this device...

Golf on tv is boring. Very boring. I don't like golf in general.

Carry on.

[Félix]

Oh Sally. Maybe it's one of those words that's plural without the s. I don't know. And since I don't play golf ....

That's a particularly mean spirited hope you have there.

[Félix]

They could call it the Bobbit machine.

[[deleted user]]

Plus, Sally isn't taking into consideration all those lesbian folk who may take a shine to a robot vagina. Especially lesbians who suffer from social anxiety disorder and find it hard to meet other lesbians.

I'm looking out for the lesbian community here.

[Kevin]

Sally - a malfunction like the Zune LOLOL

if that happens will they dub this The Pune ? (sp)

[Sally, la reina]

Wait, Gus... why would lesbians be thrilled with this device? What would they put in it? Their arm? I doubt it would have the same effect.

[Meen]

Gus, are you looking out for me? (Technically, I'm bi, but I do have social anxiety, and it is a LOT harder to meet women than men.)

Actually, most lesbians, like most other people with vaginas masturbate with dildos, vibrators, hands, etc., so robot vagina probably won't appeal to the female audience.

[Kevin]

does this thing have a "cuddle" mode which you could toggle off?

[Kirk]

[image error]

[Sally, la reina]

Why would you toggle off the cuddle!!?!?

[Kevin]

i only meant at "go" time

[Kevin]

kirk - is that guy trying to flip me off?

[Kirk]

Haha, no, Kevin ... he's goin for the shocker...

[Heidi]

What if it had vagina dentata?

[RandomAnthony]

Maybe the shamwow guy can sell this device on an infomercial.

I was wondering what lesbians would do with this device as well after Gus' post. Thanks for the clarification.

[Kevin]

i just actually looked at the picture of this thing and i think it makes pasta too

[RandomAnthony]

It kind of looks like a part of an old-fashioned washing machine...

[Sally, la reina]

That is saying so much about what men think of vaginas.

[[deleted user]]

Forget I said anything. Clearly, this robotic va-jay-jay wasn't desinged, or marketed, with lesbians in mind.

Kirk, that picture is what happened to that guy when he tried to go for the Shocker. But there's no hole for his pinky, know what I mean?

[RandomAnthony]

No, Sally! I didn't mean it that way at all. I'm not "pro-device". It scares me.

[Kevin]

yeah, i am certainly not "pro-device". my point was it looks NOTHING like anything remotely i would be interested in (unless i wanted to make pasta or wring out my laundry). wait, does it have an MP3 player?

[Heidi]

What if it had vagina dentata?

:)

[Kevin]

holy snikes! i had to google that and now i am really frightened by this thing. i guess if it did i could use it for an ice crusher

[Heidi]

WHERE'S MICHELLE?!!

She's seen Teeth, too.