THE 1D FLU !!!!(P.S. DIRECTIONERS NO OFFENSE ALL FOR FUN:P

[[deleted user]]

(Niall)
(Turn around)
(Liam)
every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round
(Niall)
(Turn around)
(Liam)
every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears
(Niall)
(Turn around)
(Liam)
every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by
(Niall)
(Turn around)
(Liam)
every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes

(Niall+Louis)
(Turn around, bright eyes)
(Liam)
Every now and then I fall apart
(Niall+Louis)
(Turn around, bright eyes)
(Liam)
Every now and then I fall apart

(All)
And I need you now tonight and I need you more than ever
And if you only hold me tight We'll be holding on forever
And we'll only be making it right 'cause we'll never be wrong
Together we can take it to the end of the line
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time
(Niall)(all of the time)
I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark
We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
I really need you tonight, forever's gonna start tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight

(Liam+Louis)
Once upon a time I was falling in love, but now I'm only falling apart

(Zayn)
There's nothing I can do... a total eclipse of the heart

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[ Liam]:
na na na na na

[Zayn]:
He takes your hand
I die a little
I watch your eyes
And I'm in riddles
Why can't you look at me like that

na na na na na

[Liam]:
When you walk by
I try to say it
But then I freeze
And never do it
My tongue gets tied
The words gets trapped

[Harry]:
I hear the beat of my heart getting louder
Whenever I'm near you

[All]:
But I see you with him slow dancing
Tearing me apart
Cause you don't see
Whenever you kiss him
I'm breaking,

[Zayn]:
Oh how I wish that was me

Na na na na na
Na na na na na

[Harry]:
He looks at you
The way that I would
Does all the things, I know that I could
If only time, could just turn back

[Zayn]:
Cause I got three little words
That I've always been dying to tell you

[All]:
But I see you with him slow dancing
Tearing me apart
Cause you don't see
Whenever you kiss him
I'm breaking,

[Harry & Zayn ]:
Oh how I wish that was me
Feel with my hands on your waist
While we dance in the moonlight
I wish it was me
That you call later on
Cause you wanna say good night

[Liam]:
Cause I see you with him slow dancing
Tearing me apart
Cause you don't see

[All]:
But I see you with him slow dancing
Tearing me apart
Cause you don't see
Whenever you kiss him
I'm breaking,

[Harry]:
Oh how I wish

[Zayn]:
Oh how I wish

[Harry]:
Oh how I wish, that was me

[Zayn]:
Oh how I wish, that was me

[Mel]

GAH!!!!!!!!!!! *tears ears off and throws them into a pit of fire*

[[deleted user]]

Liam
I want you to love me, like I'm a hot guy
Keep thinkin' of me yeaah , doin' what you like

Zayn
So girl forget about the world
cuz it's gon' be me and you tonight
I'm gonna make your bed for ya,
and then i'm gonna swallow my pride

(All)
I'm gonna make you feel like you're the only girl in the world
Like you're the only one that I'll ever love
Like I'm the only one who knows your heart
Only girl in the world...
Like I'm the only one that's in command
Cause your the only one who understands
How to make me feel like a man
Only girl...
Take me for a ride, ride
Oh baby take me high, high
Let me make you first, first
Make it last all night, night

Take me for a ride, ride
Oh baby take me high, high
Let me make you first, first
Make it last all night...

I'm gonna make you feel like you're the only girl in the world
Like you're the only one that I'll ever love
Like I'm the only one who knows your heart
Only girl in the world...
Like I'm the only one that's in command

Cause you're the only one who understands
How to make me feel like a man
Only girl...

[[deleted user]]

Nobody knows
Nobody knows but me
That I sometimes cry
If I could pretend that I'm asleep
When my tears start to fall
I peek out from behind these walls
I think nobody knows
Nobody knows

Nobody likes (nobody likes)
Nobody likes to lose their inner voice (their inner voice)
The one I used to hear before my life
Made a choice
I think nobody knows
(knows)
Nobody knows

Baby
Oh your secret's safe with me
There's nowhere else in the world that I could ever be
And baby don't it feel like I'm all alone
Who's gonna be there after the last angel has flown
And I've lost my way back home
I said nobody knows
Tomorrow I'll be there my friend
I'll wake up and start all over again

Baby
Oh your secret's safe with me
There's nowhere else in the world that I could ever be
And baby don't it feel like I'm all alone
Who's gonna be there after the last angel has flown
And I've lost my way back home
I said nobody knows
I said nobody knows
Nobody knows but me
me yeah

[Mel]

Holy cheese. *dies*

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[Liam]
I'm broken
Do you hear me?
I'm blinded
Cause you are everything I see
I'm dancing, alone
I'm praying,
That your heart will just turn around

And as I walk up to your door
My head turns to face the floor
Cause I can't look you in the eyes and say

[Harry]
When he opens his arms
And holds you close tonight
It just won't feel right
Cause I can love you more than this, yeah
When he lays you down,
I might just die inside
It just don't feel right
Cause I can love you more than this
Can love you more than this

[Niall]
If I'm louder
Would you see me?
Would you lay down in my arms and rescue me?
Cause we are, the same
You saved me, when you leave it's gone again

[Louis]
And then I see you on the street
In his arms, I get weak
My body fails I'm on my knees
Praying!

[All]
When he opens his arms
And holds you close tonight
It just won't feel right
Cause I can love you more than this, yeah
When he lays you down,
I might just die inside
It just don't feel right
Cause I can love you more than this, yeah

[Zayn]
I've never had the words to say
But now I'm asking you to stay
For a little while inside my arms
And as you close your eyes tonight
I pray that you will see the light
That's shining from the stars above.

[Liam]
When he opens his arms
And holds you close tonight
It just won't feel right
Cause I can love you more than this

[Zayn]
Cause I can love you more than this

[All]
When he lays you down,
I might just die inside
It just don't feel right
Cause I can love you more than this, yeah

When he opens his arms
And holds you close tonight
It just won't feel right
Cause I can love you more than this.

When he lays you down,
I might just die inside
It just don't feel right
Cause I can love you more than this

[Liam]
Can love you more than this.

[[deleted user]]

Mel wrote: "Holy cheese. *dies*"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I KILLED MEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[[deleted user]]

Mel wrote: "GAH!!!!!!!!!!! *tears ears off and throws them into a pit of fire*"

Wonderful, wonderful.....

[[deleted user]]

JOSIE IS GONE! I LOVE ONE DIRECTION AND SO DID SHE!

[Sierra~Kelley, ☺THE MOD OF MODS ☺]

HA!There!
1D destroyed her!Can;t you see you're about to have the same fate!But you still have hope
.
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----->MOI!

[[deleted user]]

No. You are the opposite of hope. You are as sweet as a sout patch, and you are a little ray of hate. What on earth do you like?

[Sierra~Kelley, ☺THE MOD OF MODS ☺]

YEAH I ALSO LIKE REAL MUSIC IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

[[deleted user]]

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[Sierra~Kelley, ☺THE MOD OF MODS ☺]

SEE THESE ARE SYMPTOMS SHOWING THAT YOU'RE CRAZY WITH THE FLU!!
REMEMBER I WAS CARRYING YOU TO MY LAB*nearing the labs*

[[deleted user]]

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[Sierra~Kelley, ☺THE MOD OF MODS ☺]

Where is ERYLLA when I need her?
*reaches lab and ties her to a stick and mounts the stick right above the flame*

One move and you're barbecue!

[[deleted user]]

Kill me then. I have ADHD and have an inability to hold still..........................

[Sierra~Kelley, ☺THE MOD OF MODS ☺]

Well then you may hold on for dear life while I prepare my very complicated potion!*laughs evilly and then coughs* bad throat.
*repeats evil laugh and gets back to work*

[[deleted user]]

*falls into fire* Tell Treyson you kiiiiiiilllllled meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sierra is an evil witch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sierra~Kelley, ☺THE MOD OF MODS ☺]

Oh no you did that to yourself.Besides I wouldn't do that to Treyson because he wouldn't be difficult.So there.
And BTW the fire was an illusion.*hears a crunch*I assumed you have broken a nose by falling onto my marble floor.But no worries along with this cure the broken nose shall be cured!*raises the cure**the sound of thunder and the rays of lightning behind me like they have in the movies* BEHOLD THE CURE!

[[deleted user]]

I HATE ONE DIRECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY SOUND LIKE THEY NEED TO BE IN THE HOSPITAL FOR THROAT PROBLEMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANNA KILL EVERY ONE OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sierra~Kelley, ☺THE MOD OF MODS ☺]

OH NO THAT TRICK AIN'T GONNA WORK ON ME!!!!!!!!!!
I SHALL STILL USE THE CURE!!!!!!!*steps towards her,robots grab hold of her,while one pries her mouth open*
*grins evilly while pouring the cure into her mouth*
*still pouring*

[[deleted user]]

YUCK, THIS TASTES AS BAD AS ONE DIRECTION SOUNDS *coughs**begins choking on cure*

[Sierra~Kelley, ☺THE MOD OF MODS ☺]

you deleted your account????:(

[[deleted user]]

She'll be back.

[Sierra~Kelley, ☺THE MOD OF MODS ☺]

Oh good.Because otherwise I'd miss that 1D maniac a LOT.
Why did she delete anyways?

[[deleted user]]

Her mom.....and the villain. (Evil laughter in distance.)


She is definitely still allergic to spoons. Today she ate her cereal with a fork, and her pudding with a fork.

[Sierra~Kelley, ☺THE MOD OF MODS ☺]

*snaps fingers*
Can't believe she closed a page on me before I cured her!

[Renee]

Look saround at the 1D fans. "I have a spoon......"

[Sierra~Kelley, ☺THE MOD OF MODS ☺]

Well I have 786896 ships full of them.Of different sizes and shapes so yeah I'll try to make space for your spoon,Ren.

[Amy]

Renée wrote: "Look saround at the 1D fans. "I have a spoon......""

OH NO!

[Sierra~Kelley, ☺THE MOD OF MODS ☺]

Ummmmmmhmmmmmm

You a..directioner?*sharpens spoon*

[[deleted user]]

Not....a spoon!

[Sierra~Kelley, ☺THE MOD OF MODS ☺]

What?I can't hear you over the sound of SPOONS clanging together on the ceiling.

[Amy]

☯Šiērrá Kėłłęÿ☯ wrote: "Ummmmmmhmmmmmm

You a..directioner?*sharpens spoon*"

dIRECTIONER IS A UNDERSTATEMENT.

[Sierra~Kelley, ☺THE MOD OF MODS ☺]

Amy wrote: "☯Šiērrá Kėłłęÿ☯ wrote: "Ummmmmmhmmmmmm

You a..directioner?*sharpens spoon*"

dIRECTIONER IS A UNDERSTATEMENT."

Okay then you a person who'd kill herself if I walked the 1D off a plank?

[Amy]

no. i'm not that crazy..............

[[deleted user]]

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
MY FIVE DEAR BOYFRIENDS,
RUN FROM THE EVIL BEAST,
SHE HAS SOME SPOONS,
AND WANTS TO FEAST,
WITH THOSE SPOONS,
AND MAKE YOU WATCH.

[Amy]

HA HA!

[Sierra~Kelley, ☺THE MOD OF MODS ☺]

BRING OUT THE BUFFET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*brings in the buffet*
*slices the chicken with a SPOON*
*spreading mayo on chicken with a SPOON*
*has dessert with a SPOON*
*drinks water with a SPOON*
*approaches you with a SPOON* BOO

[[deleted user]]

I need a finishing line....

[Amy]

okay................................................

[Sierra~Kelley, ☺THE MOD OF MODS ☺]

Amy wrote: "okay................................................"

You're really not playing up to the role you know.Guess you're not a directioner.Moving on.

[Amy]

if you knew me you'd know i'm a BIG direcioner!

[[deleted user]]

☯Šiērrá Kėłłęÿ☯ wrote: "BRING OUT THE BUFFET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*brings in the buffet*
*slices the chicken with a SPOON*
*spreading mayo on chicken with a SPOON*
*has dessert with a SPOON*
*drinks water with a SPOON*..."

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! KASSI! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU WHEN I NEED YOU?

[Sierra~Kelley, ☺THE MOD OF MODS ☺]

O.O How big is BIG?

[Amy]

HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sierra~Kelley, ☺THE MOD OF MODS ☺]

Kelli ((I'm a total failure)) wrote: "☯Šiērrá Kėłłęÿ☯ wrote: "BRING OUT THE BUFFET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*brings in the buffet*
*slices the chicken with a SPOON*
*spreading mayo on chicken with a SPOON*
*has dessert with a SPOON*
*dr..."

YELL ALL YOU WANT BUT KASSI DITCHED YOU BECAUSE SHE'S PARTIALLY CURED AND SHE NEEDS SPACE!
NOW IT'S YOUR TURN,YOUNG ONE!LET ME SHOW YOU THE WORLD OF WONDERFUL MUSIC!LET ME SHOW YOU A WORLD INHABITATED WITH SPOONS AND ALL THINGS NON-DIRECTIONY!

[[deleted user]]

*whispering*Save me Harry, save me Harry.