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It likes cheese crackers.Where do you find the cheese crackers?
In the tiger's tail.Will he give them up?
Of course not!Why is that?
Nobody knows...Why does nobody know?
Because he ate everybody who did.Why is he so hungry?
He has never eaten pasta.WHY?!
THE DARKNESS!What is the darkness?
In the future, everything is darkness.What kind of future is this?!
A FUTURE THAT WILL BE SAVED BY THE MASKED CHEESEWho is he?
THE MASKED CHEESE IS THE ULTIMATE GOD.The god of what?
RAINBOW ZOMBIES, OF COURSE.How did he become god?
He was being worshiped by bears.Why did they worship him?
The want to take over the world.What world?!
The world of cheese!How do they plan to?
By making everyone else hate cheese!How will they do this?
By kILLING EVERYONEHow can they do that?
With a powerful weapon!How powerful?
More powerful than an elephant.Why an elephant?
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What makes elephants fast runners?
They eat cheetahs for breakfast.Why?
They ran out of cereal.What happened to the cereal?
To make pasta.Why did he need cereal to make pasta?
Because swaghetti needs Fruit Loops!Whose recipe was he following?
The seamonster's recipe.What seamonster?
THE UNDERWATER UNICORN KING, OF COURSE!What does he rule?
THE UNDERWATER CITY OF UNDERWATERNESS!Why is it called that?
IT WAS NAMED BY THE UNDERWATER OCTOPUS OF OCTOPI!Why did the Underwater Octopus of Octopi get the honors?
He saved the ocean from the evil invaders of The Land Utopia.Why were they invading?
They wanted the swaghetti!For what purpose?
They thought that it would give them swag.Why did they want swag?
IT MAKES THEM FEEL SPECIAL!!!Why did it make them feel special?
IT IS THE AIR WE BREATHE!How is that possible?
BECAUSE IT IS EVERYWHERE AND EVERYTHING!Why?
IT IS PART OF THE FACTOIDS!!WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!
IT IS THE CONTROLLING POWER!Controls what?
An army of narwhals!Why do they submit?
Narwhals are very happy creatures!Why are they so happy?
The water goddess decreed it to be so.Why would she do that?
So the platypi could come to her kingdom.For what reason?
She wanted extra secret agents.For what?
Why?