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A mess, ladder, and flunk put together into a giant smoothie.Does the smoothie taste good?
No, it tastes like melted socks dipped in pineapple sauce.Where do you find the pineapple sauce?
In a Viking helmet!How'd the sauce even get there?
A flaming lion with a chartreuse toothbrush put it there.Why did the lion have a chartreuse toothbrush anyway?
The lion won it by making snow-marshmallows.How did the lion do this?
He ate a bouncing flower that gave him magical powers.Where did he find the flower?
In the clouds where narwhals swim.Did it grow there?
no a unicorn picked it and flew it therewhy did he do this?
He needed it to save it from King Midas.Why did King Midas want it, anyway?
King Midas was going to give it to his pet melaflunk.Why would that be bad?
The marshmallow apocolypse would begin if he did.Why marshmallow?
Because marshmallows are really puffy and they don't taste good unless they're roasted.Why are most marshmallows white?
They were cursed because they stole the pie bazooka.Who did they steal it from?
They stole the pie bazooka from Hades. Simple.Why does Hades have pie bazooka in the first place?
The rainbow zombies gave it to him.Where did they get it?
The rainbow zombies got it from Pluto because that's where they live.Why do rainbow zombies live on Pluto?
They landed there when they exited their old dimension.\How do they survive?
They live off of the ice and cold air by sucking it into them and turning it into rainbow zombie food and oxygen...Why do rainbow zombies need oxygen?
They are humans in disguise.Why are they in disguise?
The purple jacket is hunting them.How'd they piss him off?
They took his cheese!!Why did they take his cheese?
Because a llama told them to.Where did the llama come from?
The planet of pizzaWhy the planet of pizza?
That's where the teddy bear put him.Where is the teddy bear from?
The teddy bear is from Mars.How did it get to Mars?
It flew over on a brand new secret NASA spaceship.What is that spaceship called?
CLIMB ABOARD, SMALL CHILDRENWho came up with it?
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Why does he live in a spiderweb?
Because he likes cheese.Why does he like cheese?
BECAUSE CHEESE IS AWESOME!!!Why is cheese awesome?
IT IS MADE OF AWESOME MOLECULES.How so?
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Why this combination?
Because the golden pie good decreed it so.Why is he that powerful?
He has a fez.What makes the fez so special?
The PersonWho is The Person?
THE MAGIC 8 BALL IN DISGUISEHow did it come to be?
(The 8 ball has returned!!!!!!!!!)Nobody knows except the Magic 8 Ball!
Why is that?
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How?
THE BEGINNING OF TIME!How is that possible?
The dinosaur decreed it so.Why the dinosaur?
The liked the color purple.Why?
The golden cow cursed it to love purple.Why is it a curse?
The internally HATE the color purple!Why is that?
Its molecules are allergic to purple.But how?
It is science.Why? WHY IS IT SCIENCE?!
BECAUSE THE GOD OF SCIENCE SAID IT WAS.What if he's not really the god of science?
HE ISN'T! IT'S THE MAGIC 8 BALL!Why is the 8 ball pretending to be the god of science?
What's a melaflunk?