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Why did the fish do that?
The sky opened up and sucked up all their money.How is this possible?
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How did the fish gain control over the sky?
WITH SUPERPOWERS!!!!What superpowers?
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What does this have to do with the sky?
SUPERPOWERS ARE COUSINS OF THE SKY!!How is that possible?
THEIR AUNT IS PHYSICSwho is Physics married to?
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How did physics meet the sun?
THEY WERE TURNED INTO RABBITS AT THE SAME TIME!Who would do such a thing?
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How did she become the Wicked Witch of the Northwest?
By combining the Wicked Witches of the north and west!How's she do THAT?
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How?
By using a spell she got from Rumpelstiltskin!How did he get involved in this?
They bribed him with purple spaghetti!Why would they do that?
Because he likes it.Why?
{Aaaargh!!!! GIANTS HAVE TO WINNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!}
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Why did the blue spaghetti steal his girlfriend?
because the his girl friend was the green spaghettiwhy didn't he steal the orange spaghetti?
She's too full of herself.What makes her act that way?
Her mom is overprotective.Why is her mom overprotective?
Her mom knows that orange spaghetti has different genes than green spaghetti.What are the different genes?
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How can Jenny learn to make more sense?
BY EATING CREAMPUFFS.How will that help?
Because she is suffering from creampuff withdrawl!Why?
Because she will spontaneously combust if she eats them.And why is that?
The Creampuff Fairy put a horrible curse on her at birth!How?
By waving her magical wand!Where did she get the wand?
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Why was the wand in her ear?
A worm put it there.How'd the worm even reach her ear?
He was a ninja worm.How did he learn to be a ninja?
By learning from the great poet, {wait for it...} Bob.How did Bob learn the craft of ninja-ness?
from a spy monkeywhy did the monkey not tell us he was a spy earlier?
He was extremely superstitious and believed purple could protect from anything.How did he come to believe this?
because a donut stole his green oneswhat made the donut do this?
He felt a sudden craving for green.What caused it?
A lung sickness called hermaphiradite.Hos do you get this sickness?
By eating unicorn poop, a.k.a. Skittles.What causes unicorn poop to cause hermaphiradite?
Every year, plants descend from the clouds and wreak havoc.How is this possible?
The Zombie Apocalypse is coming.Why is it coming now?
The fortune-telling bunny declared it while eating a dirty sock.How could she tell?
The lightbulb turned on precisely when Jupiter aligned with Sirius B.How did the lightbulb turn on?
A bronze dragon laid an egg that carried an electrical current that zapped the lightbulb on somehow.How did this egg get electrical?
Albert Einstein was performing an experiment.Why was he doing that?
{Not going to go with the first thing that came to my mind... XD}Because the ostrich was a dragon in disguise!
Why was the dragon in disguise?
He wanted to fool Pseudonymouse Bosh into giving him an apple.How would this work?
The dragon would threaten to tell everyone where and when everything really happened in Bosch's stories!{Since he says he's never going to tell us anything anyways! XD}How did the dragon get this information?
{LOL, Truee}He ate the Book of Truth.
Where did he find the Book?
Why do they hate fish?