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No, it's like curling :-) ... but the button ("jack") moves.
Ruby wrote: "LOL. I was just thinking that. I'..."
Interestinggg.
In 25 years of renting houses, I have never encountered more dodgy real estate agents than I have here today. They're all just scammers from hell. I feel like I've been arse-raped by a pack of wild dogs. Once I finish seething and shaking, I'll start the group read...... but I need a second to take a deep breath first!
deep breaths....
deep breaths....
Ruby wrote: "In 25 years of renting houses, I have never encountered more dodgy real estate agents than I have here today. They're all just scammers from hell..."
Could I suggest a stick sharpened at both ends?
Could I suggest a stick sharpened at both ends?
Whitney wrote: "
Could I suggest a stick sharpened..."
Bahaha! So apt. The worst of them were called "Coral Sea" and actually flew the jolly roger on their building and cars. They were also wearing pirate costumes and had an office cat called, Captain. Fitting, since they attempted to pillage everything in my bank account just to APPLY for a rental property.
Could I suggest a stick sharpened..."
Bahaha! So apt. The worst of them were called "Coral Sea" and actually flew the jolly roger on their building and cars. They were also wearing pirate costumes and had an office cat called, Captain. Fitting, since they attempted to pillage everything in my bank account just to APPLY for a rental property.

Could I suggest a stick sharpened..."
Bahaha! So apt. The worst of them were called "Coral Sea" and actually flew the jolly roger on their building and cars. They were also wearin..."
Please please tell me you weren't joking about estate agents wearing pirate costumes. I LOVE it! (Even if they are pillaging scamming bastards, I still love it!)

Could I suggest a stick sharpened..."
Bahaha! So apt. The worst of them were called "Coral Sea" and actually flew the jolly roger on their building and cars. They wer..."
Well, it's nice to know that some people still believe in truth in advertising.
Ruby wrote: "They were also wearing pirate costumes and had an office cat called, Captain. Fitting, since they attempted to pillage everything in my bank account just to APPLY for a rental property..."
So where are you staying while the pirates pretend to find you a rental?
So where are you staying while the pirates pretend to find you a rental?
Whitney wrote: "Ruby wrote: "They were also wearing pirate costumes and had an office cat called, Captain. Fitting, since they attempted to pillage everything in my bank account just to APPLY for a rental property..."
I'm at a motel for the time being. I'm having a terrible time trying to find a rental. All the big old Queenslanders (houses) on stilts I fell in love with online are a lot less..... substantial when you're actually inside of one. It's just like living in a tree house. I walked through one a couple of hours ago (behind a shop and next to a railway line) and couldn't shake the feeling that I would essentially be sleeping outside in the tropics. I felt very insecure! All the windows are basically wooden or glass slats to let the breeze through, but that also means it's just as humid inside as out. I don't think our "stuff" can survive it up here!
I'm at a motel for the time being. I'm having a terrible time trying to find a rental. All the big old Queenslanders (houses) on stilts I fell in love with online are a lot less..... substantial when you're actually inside of one. It's just like living in a tree house. I walked through one a couple of hours ago (behind a shop and next to a railway line) and couldn't shake the feeling that I would essentially be sleeping outside in the tropics. I felt very insecure! All the windows are basically wooden or glass slats to let the breeze through, but that also means it's just as humid inside as out. I don't think our "stuff" can survive it up here!

Don't think of it as a treehouse - follow the pirate theme and think of it as a "Crows nest".

Of course you'd need a way to get across the pool with getting wet foe when you leave for work or something, maybe a raft.
Just making lemonade. :)
Mike (the Paladin) wrote: "That or put a raised pool wall all around it, flood the yard and put in a diving board. Then you could fly the Jolly Roger from the roof and step right out your door for a swim.
Of course you'd ne..."
LOL. I'd do that if I owned it myself!
Of course you'd ne..."
LOL. I'd do that if I owned it myself!
BTW, you can see the path of a recent "mini-tornado" from up there too. There are just flat spots & a huge trail of smashed things. Amazing.
That picture is taken from out the back of the property. I can see why. The neighbourhood is.... bad. Just really, really bad.
That picture is taken from out the back of the property. I can see why. The neighbourhood is.... bad. Just really, really bad.
Dunno about earthquakes up here, but cyclones and floods are all a regular part of the seasons in northern Australia. That said, you should try to pick a house that isn't directly in one of the worst zones! That's not turning out to be as easy as I thought it was going to be...
........and I've just heard sobbing from the next motel room over. Then doors slamming and the owner's voice saying, "It must have come from inside the tap....". That bodes well, then.
Ruby wrote: "........and I've just heard sobbing from the next motel room over. Then doors slamming and the owner's voice saying, "It must have come from inside the tap....". That bodes well, then."
Bodes well if you're working on the first horror story set in Townsville, "It Came From the Tap".
P.S.If you find some sort of strange discarded skin in the hallway, it means the thing is growing.
Bodes well if you're working on the first horror story set in Townsville, "It Came From the Tap".
P.S.If you find some sort of strange discarded skin in the hallway, it means the thing is growing.
Ruby Koontztone?
Well, as exhausted as I am, things look like they might be starting to come together a bit. I have an application in for a cute little Queenslander cottage (fairly low-set though, no big stilts). Not only is the cottage cute, but the street name's cute - Lamington Road. In case you're not familiar, this is a lamington:

There's also a beautiful old cemetery around the corner. Maybe something will come out of the tap. :)
The new job is fabulous too, and the people are all so friendly! The Normanton part of the job sounds like it will be a challenge - I'll have to learn to drive a 4-wheel-drive on remote dirt roads for starters..... *gulp*
I haven't driven in over a decade!
But at the end of the day, I did get rained on while getting mildly sunburnt at the same time, so it was all worth it!
Well, as exhausted as I am, things look like they might be starting to come together a bit. I have an application in for a cute little Queenslander cottage (fairly low-set though, no big stilts). Not only is the cottage cute, but the street name's cute - Lamington Road. In case you're not familiar, this is a lamington:

There's also a beautiful old cemetery around the corner. Maybe something will come out of the tap. :)
The new job is fabulous too, and the people are all so friendly! The Normanton part of the job sounds like it will be a challenge - I'll have to learn to drive a 4-wheel-drive on remote dirt roads for starters..... *gulp*
I haven't driven in over a decade!
But at the end of the day, I did get rained on while getting mildly sunburnt at the same time, so it was all worth it!


Thanks, Mike. I sign the lease tomorrow! Technically, they're called "miner's cottages" I was told today!
Mike (the Paladin) wrote: "..Hope the "cottage" woks out and all the residents of the cemetery are friendly."
LOL - Just realised what you meant then. There are actually living residents of the cemetery - Apparently it's used as a bit of a town camp by some of the Indigenous people around here.
LOL - Just realised what you meant then. There are actually living residents of the cemetery - Apparently it's used as a bit of a town camp by some of the Indigenous people around here.

Anyway, one of the nicest houses I ever saw was in the middle of a cemetery. (I worked on the heating system a few years ago.) It was built for a care taker and was vacant. If it had been available I'd have rented it and lived there. I mean the neighbors would never complain, never gossip and talk about a quiet neighborhood.
Anyway, good luck.
Mike (the Paladin) wrote: "talk about a quiet neighborhood..."
Sure, but only until there's no more room in heaven and the dead start walking the earth. Then you're at ground zero.
Sure, but only until there's no more room in heaven and the dead start walking the earth. Then you're at ground zero.
Whitney wrote: "Sure, but only until there's no more room in heaven and the dead start walking the earth. Then you're at ground zero."
Yeah. "Heaven" ;P
The cemetery is exactly the best place to be in that case. Less human time, more eatin' time! OMNOMNOM
Yeah. "Heaven" ;P
The cemetery is exactly the best place to be in that case. Less human time, more eatin' time! OMNOMNOM
Well, I survived my first week in the new job, and I'm off to Normanton on Monday until next Friday. Pingu is off to Brisbane Sunday for scans/surgery/recovery from Monday to Friday. Hopefully my furniture will arrive sometime while I'm away and Pingu can join me next weekend in our new little cottage. I've already scoped out some fun places for her to play and perch!
I love this - it's a set of windows inside the house (between the front room and the bedroom. All the old houses here have them, and the front rooms are all enclosed in glass slats that open to let the wind blow all the way through. Love it.
A racist old Scotsman taxi-driver just tried to scare me out of working in Normanton. Turns out he was verbally abused and got his car rocked in Napranum, which is an Indigenous community (ie non-residents need a permit to enter). The fact that he didn't know there was a difference between an Indigenous community like Napranum, and a European settlement where a lot of Indigenous people live, like Normanton, probably explains why he got his car rocked.
I love this - it's a set of windows inside the house (between the front room and the bedroom. All the old houses here have them, and the front rooms are all enclosed in glass slats that open to let the wind blow all the way through. Love it.

A racist old Scotsman taxi-driver just tried to scare me out of working in Normanton. Turns out he was verbally abused and got his car rocked in Napranum, which is an Indigenous community (ie non-residents need a permit to enter). The fact that he didn't know there was a difference between an Indigenous community like Napranum, and a European settlement where a lot of Indigenous people live, like Normanton, probably explains why he got his car rocked.
Ruby wrote: "Well, I survived my first week in the new job, and I'm off to Normanton on Monday until next Friday. Pingu is off to Brisbane Sunday for scans/surgery/recovery from Monday to Friday..."
Good luck to you in the new job and to Pingu in Brisbane! And how could a cat not love a house with internal windows?
Good luck to you in the new job and to Pingu in Brisbane! And how could a cat not love a house with internal windows?

The only other thing she could wish for would be integrated boxes (Oh, dear, I'm having horrible thoughts about curious cats and laundry chutes).
Hehehehe. Oh she'd have too much fun with a laundry chute! In the meantime though, there's a great built-in "steamy shelf" in the bathroom. She can finally sit above the shower and steamclean herself.

You know those forms you can fill out to determine your level of stress, and how moving and new job are way up there? I'm impressed you can still type at this point.
Best wishes for Pingu. If you ever need to chat to someone who's been through the cat-cancer wringer, let me know. In the meantime, sending good (healthy) thoughts towards you and Pingu.
Thanks for that, Gertie. Right now I'm just holding tight until Monday when they do her scans. I know exactly what you mean with the stress hierarchy - I think about that often! I think I've been dealing with most of the top contenders at once for a while now....!

Ah, the cancer wringer. My dog was diagnosed with terminal (mast-cell tumors) cancer four years ago. The junior partner at our veterinary practice said she probably had 6 months. Later the senior partner said not to let that scare us too much, because sometimes it was 6 months, sometimes it was years... A year or so later, we discovered she had suffered serious heart disease before we got her, and she's been on the verge of expiring from that ever since. This spring, we thought it had finally caught her, and I actually took her for her final trip to the vet - and literally ran into the senior partner leaving for lunch. She took one look at her, and said "she's going to be fine". She still is. More lives than a cat in that dog...
Thanks, Derek. The medication they've recommended is the one they've been using recently to treat mast-cell tumours in dogs. It's not well tested in cats yet though. We'll have to just see how the tests go Monday..
Getting back to a more palatable subject, I took these today when i went over to do the condition report on the house..
I haven't even tweaked the colour on this. It really is this bright here!
View from the front driveway. That's Castle Hill, and the beach is on the other side.
Off to Normanton tomorrow, so forgive me if I'm out of contact from time to time. I have no idea what the reception is going to be like up there, so here's hoping my dongle works!

I haven't even tweaked the colour on this. It really is this bright here!

View from the front driveway. That's Castle Hill, and the beach is on the other side.
Off to Normanton tomorrow, so forgive me if I'm out of contact from time to time. I have no idea what the reception is going to be like up there, so here's hoping my dongle works!
HELLO! I'm back in "civilisation"! Funny how cosmopolitan Townsville seems now after Normanton! I'm just running around trying to tie up some stuff, but I'll be back to chat & post some pics in a little while. I have house and cat now, so all is well. Now if only we had some furniture.....
So Normanton was great, and I'm beginning to get a taste of what it's like being a fly-in-fly-out person. This job should certainly test the limits of my adaptability! Beautiful place though. Here's the view from my accommodation..
And here's the busiest part of town (being circled by a huge amount of wedge-tailed eagles and kites):
We eventually got the house and the Pingu sorted, although the furniture is still a couple of days away. Pingu LOVES her new home, particularly the underneath part:
...and the mountain out the front:
Today, an ibis landed in the back yard while I was hanging out washing.
Pingu is going to LOSE HER SHIT when she sees him. Assuming she wakes up again at some point this afternoon:

And here's the busiest part of town (being circled by a huge amount of wedge-tailed eagles and kites):

We eventually got the house and the Pingu sorted, although the furniture is still a couple of days away. Pingu LOVES her new home, particularly the underneath part:

...and the mountain out the front:

Today, an ibis landed in the back yard while I was hanging out washing.

Pingu is going to LOSE HER SHIT when she sees him. Assuming she wakes up again at some point this afternoon:

Thanks guys. Sorry I haven't been able to jump online much. Life without your own internet connection is haaaaaarrrrrrrd!
It has been a big couple of days for Pingu- she's seen her first ibises, accidentally met the cocker spaniel next door, saw her first train (you can see them from the back yard), and learned how to abuse opiate based narcotics.
After the surgery last week, they gave her a 7-day slow release pain relief patch. Whoever thought giving a slow-release narcotic patch to a cat was a good idea should be shot. I keep trying to get the patch unstuck from her fur, by soaking it in water and dabbing with cotton wool. She keeps lapping up the drug-infused juice and sticking it back on herself. Meanwhile, I don't remember much of last night - turns out the drug can also be absorbed through bare skin. Sigh. So now I have latex gloves.
Anyway, the furniture arrives in the morning, and Pingu meets her new vet in the afternoon. The specialist couriered up her medication, (Palladia) which she'll probably start in about 10 days time. It's technically not considered "chemotherapy" but it's a similar protocol. The drug is fairly new, but showing very promising results in killing cancer cells in dogs and cats - so much so that they're about to start using it in human trials. The chances of her experiencing any side effects at all are apparently less than 10% - usually this takes the form of a bit of an upset tummy. If all goes well, it will at least slow the spread of cancer cells. If it goes REALLY well, it could kill off the remaining cancer.
It has been a big couple of days for Pingu- she's seen her first ibises, accidentally met the cocker spaniel next door, saw her first train (you can see them from the back yard), and learned how to abuse opiate based narcotics.
After the surgery last week, they gave her a 7-day slow release pain relief patch. Whoever thought giving a slow-release narcotic patch to a cat was a good idea should be shot. I keep trying to get the patch unstuck from her fur, by soaking it in water and dabbing with cotton wool. She keeps lapping up the drug-infused juice and sticking it back on herself. Meanwhile, I don't remember much of last night - turns out the drug can also be absorbed through bare skin. Sigh. So now I have latex gloves.
Anyway, the furniture arrives in the morning, and Pingu meets her new vet in the afternoon. The specialist couriered up her medication, (Palladia) which she'll probably start in about 10 days time. It's technically not considered "chemotherapy" but it's a similar protocol. The drug is fairly new, but showing very promising results in killing cancer cells in dogs and cats - so much so that they're about to start using it in human trials. The chances of her experiencing any side effects at all are apparently less than 10% - usually this takes the form of a bit of an upset tummy. If all goes well, it will at least slow the spread of cancer cells. If it goes REALLY well, it could kill off the remaining cancer.
Ruby wrote: "I keep trying to get the patch unstuck from her fur, by soaking it in water and dabbing with cotton wool...."
Ruby - if you have Avon 'Skin So Soft" lotion available, a lot of vets swear that is the best for removing patches, squeeze it around the edges and it dissolves the adhesive without irritating the skin. There's also stuff officially made for removing patches and bandages called 'Detachol' that your pharmacy may carry. Generally, pulling from the front to back while stretching the skin works best. Good luck!
Glad to see Pingu looking so good! What kind of cancer is she being treated for?
Ruby - if you have Avon 'Skin So Soft" lotion available, a lot of vets swear that is the best for removing patches, squeeze it around the edges and it dissolves the adhesive without irritating the skin. There's also stuff officially made for removing patches and bandages called 'Detachol' that your pharmacy may carry. Generally, pulling from the front to back while stretching the skin works best. Good luck!
Glad to see Pingu looking so good! What kind of cancer is she being treated for?

In hindsight, that was probably obvious :-)
Whitney wrote: "Ruby - if you have Avon 'Skin So Soft" lotion available, a lot of vets swear that is the best for removing patches..."
Amazing. It's also so effective as a mosquito repellent, that Avon relabelled it after years of testimonials!
Whitney wrote: "Glad to see Pingu looking so good! What kind of cancer is she being treated for? ..."
Thanks Whitney. I wish I'd been able to log on and see that sooner! The vet ripped it off, and Pingu hasn't forgiven her yet. Than again, the vet also put a thermometer up her butt...
She originally had a fibrosarcoma in her leg. Now there's been a second one (which was just removed) and an indeterminate lump in her lung.
Thanks Whitney. I wish I'd been able to log on and see that sooner! The vet ripped it off, and Pingu hasn't forgiven her yet. Than again, the vet also put a thermometer up her butt...
She originally had a fibrosarcoma in her leg. Now there's been a second one (which was just removed) and an indeterminate lump in her lung.
Derek wrote: "In hindsight, that was probably obvious :-)
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I know, right? I blame exhaustion for not thinking of that until it was too late.
We met Pingu's new vet yesterday, and she is lovely, but even she had trouble getting pills down Pingu's throat to show me how to do it. I foresee an apocalyptic shitfight when it comes time to get cancer medication into her 3 times a week. Particularly since the pills can't be broken down..
FYI - I should be back to my usual moderator-ey self by the weekend. My partner has Express Posted me a dongle :)
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I know, right? I blame exhaustion for not thinking of that until it was too late.
We met Pingu's new vet yesterday, and she is lovely, but even she had trouble getting pills down Pingu's throat to show me how to do it. I foresee an apocalyptic shitfight when it comes time to get cancer medication into her 3 times a week. Particularly since the pills can't be broken down..
FYI - I should be back to my usual moderator-ey self by the weekend. My partner has Express Posted me a dongle :)
That IS still a possibility, yes.