I AM NOT IMMATURE! I JUST KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN ;) discussion
THE LANGUAGE OF THE CRAZY
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Random Sentences Which Make No Sense!
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Teresa
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Aug 25, 2013 07:07PM
I went to go outside for walk and it started Raining golf balls.
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*crosses arms, yells in british accent* DADDY!!!! Tell the pool boy that next time he fixes my car to wear regular clothes and not that atrocious fluffy rainbow ostrich suit!!!
In that moment, I realized the reason I couldn't hold my coffee cup was because I was a cat.
This topic is so awesomely random that it made my bleu cheeseburger grow pink fuzz!!
THE PINK FUZZ HAS SPREAD TO MY SECRET STASH OF BANANAS!! NOW CASHEWS SOMETHING TO EAT! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! oops, that was three...now four.
I don't get your thing with pink fuzz.
Lucy ~Graphite Wizard~ wrote: "I don't get your thing with pink fuzz."Me neither.
*sobs* but officer, i swear i wasn't the one speeding down the highway in the giant banana bus, it was that evil purple monkey! Hes been out to get me since that day i let the rapid blue fuzzy squirrel attack his toes!!!
Triseaton3 wrote: "*sobs* but officer, i swear i wasn't the one speeding down the highway in the giant banana bus, it was that evil purple monkey! Hes been out to get me since that day i let the rapid blue fuzzy squi..."Ma'am we went over this. If Jesus didn't ride dinosaurs then we don't know if nutella is food or fiction am I right Madonna?
How dare you accuse me of eating your microscopic purple pickle?!?!?!?!
A B C D E F G Gummy bears are chasing me
One is red
One is blue
They just tried to steal my shoes
Now im running for my life
Because the red one has a knife
GUMMY BEARS!!!!
Steve!!!
I went to go get some milk at the grocery store...I came back with Cat-Dog; as a puppy/kitten...weird night...
Eat your water, and drink your food!.....Then pick your nose!......WHAT?!!!!!.....YUCK!...YUCK!
Now billy bob, what did i tell you about picking your nose with your toes, i don't care if you were looking for the long lost 13th dwarf named Gassy he shouldn't of been wearing that purple plaid fedora!!
I'm so scared that somethings you did to remember goats and thinking your liver is a tomato paste teacher for grandma's town of gumballs.
Burger is in love with grandma
Noblock and Kerfanderbuck,
All smileytangled cockrock strop,
When down upon their midnight luck,
Came to fanglekirk the Mage of Lop.
With grindleslate held tight in hand
And trosset firmly held aloft,
They knocked three times in Slambercand
And waited for the Mage to sloft.
...and the rest of it is here.
All smileytangled cockrock strop,
When down upon their midnight luck,
Came to fanglekirk the Mage of Lop.
With grindleslate held tight in hand
And trosset firmly held aloft,
They knocked three times in Slambercand
And waited for the Mage to sloft.
...and the rest of it is here.
![Lizzie [may soda be eternal] (kisaragiidolmomo)](https://images.gr-assets.com/users/1482897471p1/10363657.jpg)
Kuroha is a good guy.
I want to eat your curtains, because there is nothing nicer than a pickled shreddie on a tuesday, i seriously dont know wether to eat my next door neighbours watering can!!
I want to eat a Hippo, because I have an appetite of a Lion right now.
Visit this bicycle again for the ultimate cheese!
I noticed that the Bicycle you are riding has square tires.
Has anyone seen my vampire Koala, he left to get some unicorn flavored lemons about a century ago, GET OUT OF MY WAY PEASANTS, I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU EAT MY COCONUT CAKE!!!!!
I tripped on my pizza and now I'm a jacket
I am the poptart Nazi! All shall bow down before me or face the wrath of the great avocado!
The light turned red because they stopped.
He didn't study because he failed the test.He misplaced his bag because he lost it.
He failed because he got an F.
He ran out of time because he didn't finish.
The tornado sucked him because he flew in the air.
The light turned green because he went.
The light turned yellow because he slowed down.
An arrow turned on because he turned.
There was a stop sign because he stopped.
Eat a pumice, bake a cube of ice, burn a lake.Poke a hen, take some takes, beat up Axe.
Pour an avocado in the rear, slice a tv till it talks.
Climb a hole, dime a nickle, stop at green. Hug a cactus if you're lost, ask an ant for a ride. Carry elephant, ride a bug, ask a rock if you're both lost. Choose a lego, break a rock, eat some ivy if it's bad. Draw a diaper, click on stuff, break a toolbox if you're mad. Put on movies till they burst, take your laptop to the dance.
As of the second tuesday of last monday i began to sprout watermelons!!!
Fluff a turpy tunip, beat a fluffy beach ball, roll in tar. Bite a cranky biggie, hide a piggy Smalls. If you wanna paint a colon then you have to tear a bedrock. Ask your dinner how it's doing, eat your feelings, be the food. Clean a germ, keep ice warm, peat a bread. Butter cup, fight me Bogar, slip a slide. Suck a watermelon, tell your secrets to a spy, yap your mouth off till it bleeds. Tip a banker, show a pro how it's done, give lip service to a crook.
He lost the bet because he ran out of money. There was snow because school was cancelled. He didn't brush his teeth because they fell out. She got pregnant because she gave birth. They got engaged because they were married.
I lost my schoolbag, so I'll just paint my house green. I forgot my phone number, so I'll just cook a margarita. I'm not doing my work until the teacher paints the room a different color. I'm not doing my homework because I didn't see a three trailer tuck today.
I saw a slug-bug, so I'll go to the bank. No blue Camrys passed by today so I'm playing Hookie. There's a blue house across the street, so I'll just eat a banana. I got an A on my test, so I'll look for some waves on dry land. I forgot my best friend's address, so I'll paint my room blue.
I bought some food because I paid for it. I was thirsty because I drank some water. I have to do a mail merge, so I'll spray paint my mailbox. I want a sibling, so I can buy a Honda Benson. My cat ran away, so I'll sell him to my neighbor. I ran out of money, so I'll buy a Dixie cup.
I want a rubber-band, because Frank went to the store today. I lost my toe watch, so I'll just eat a sauce car.
Darrell ate a bug. Proof: Darrell didn't eat a bug.
Spider-broke his promise, so I'll ask some lamb-chow for survival skills.
I live in a one story, so I'll just bite a can of peas. I don't have my own phone, so I'll just watch the news. I forgot my flashdrive, so I'll just read a phone-book. I want a pie, so I'll sleep outside tonight.
Women fart less frequently because they store their farts in their larger buttocks. That's why they've got those large buttocks. But those farts get more stinky during storage. That's the science behind it.
I saw buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo this morning
I'm so blue I'm greener than purpleEveryday a grape licks a friendly cow
On a scale from one to ten what is your favorite color of the alphabet.
The sparkly lamp ate a pillow then punched Larry.
What do you think about the magical yellow unicorn who dances on the fireplace with a spoonful of blue dressing cheese?
A strudel wrapped in penguin sauce but the tooth forgot to take the toothpaste out of the oven now he can't represent to buttons.
The clock app and the other app I have viewed this thread as well as the other words.
Many more to come!
NYAAAA MINE MINE MINE MINE BANANA TOASTER 43 UNICORNS DANCING ON THE BACK OF A GREEN OCTOPUS
I think Satan is taking over my Econ grades
I saw a dog dancing in the wind! He had wings!
No men are allowed to squat on poncho jars eating babies.
Daisies are ugly but flowers aren't soy free
