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Random Sentences Which Make No Sense!
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Teresa
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Sep 24, 2012 02:05PM
My pet Elephant has eaten things. Everything he eats he turns the Color that the item is. The place I live in is Elephantopolisistic and small, big town. It smels of Roses and Tulips. The Cheese taste like chocolate. The chocolate taste like Moose Tracks Ice Cream. The chicken taste like ham. The Hamburger taste like it suppose to. The food around here doesn't always taste like it's suppose to.
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yeah, it's random and it makes no sense? why is it wrong?
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