Random Sentences Which Make No Sense!

[Janette]

what scrumptious polka dotted bloomers!! May I lick them?

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱, BOW DOWN, MINION!]

I need that

[Sierra~Kelley, ☺THE MOD OF MODS ☺]

Yes,give them to my sister,it is her birthday and that's her all-time favorite lickeroo!

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱, BOW DOWN, MINION!]

Yes actually she's not wrong!

[Sierra~Kelley, ☺THE MOD OF MODS ☺]

Uh-huh!She licks it every birthday for luck!Give it her this instant!

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱, BOW DOWN, MINION!]

Please!

[Sierra~Kelley, ☺THE MOD OF MODS ☺]

Yes please,before she steals it from the 4-year-old next door!

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱, BOW DOWN, MINION!]

Well of course, I mean roses ain't got nothing on me!

[Sierra~Kelley, ☺THE MOD OF MODS ☺]

((Hey let's make a thread for Prentisstown slang?))

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱, BOW DOWN, MINION!]

YEAH

[christinE, ~~♫~~]

My dog ate my cat's ferrari

[Sierra~Kelley, ☺THE MOD OF MODS ☺]

Sucks to be the cat!

[christinE, ~~♫~~]

I know...poor cat....

[[deleted user]]

My family is cashews and im an almond!

[Sierra~Kelley, ☺THE MOD OF MODS ☺]

:O *gasp*

*composes self*That's nothing to be ashamed of Cici!

[[deleted user]]

Im nit tired!

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱, BOW DOWN, MINION!]

I can't explain this feeling oh wait I think I just want chocolate.

[[deleted user]]

my sister may kick me off any moment now. this could be my last entry...

[Mel]

Sugarpuffykittencheese got stuck in my unicorn's teeth.

[[deleted user]]

Im going to bed

[[deleted user]]

Cowabunga! Miilion bucks! Abooyah!

[Derek]

I swear to drunk I'm not God

[Derek]

haha, thank you. I thought it was

[[deleted user]]

Im not as think as u stupid I am.

[Derek]

I meant what you knew

[[deleted user]]

That actually makes sense

[Derek]

Yes, but not if you knew what I meant

[Sierra~Kelley, ☺THE MOD OF MODS ☺]

And if I knew what she meant*strokes chin thoughtfully*

[Derek]

And only when you meant what I knew that she knew what I meant

[Sierra~Kelley, ☺THE MOD OF MODS ☺]

Could be*nods head,frowns in concentration*
Ooor if I knew what you knew and she knew what we meant.

[Derek]

That is genius! I would have never thought of that. I think I might like your style ;) lol

[Sierra~Kelley, ☺THE MOD OF MODS ☺]

Hopefully that's not sarcasm,my friend,as I am really slow at processing insults!

[Derek]

no not at all. (now that I reread it it sounds like it could be so I apologize) but it was just a joke in the first place my friend :)

[Sierra~Kelley, ☺THE MOD OF MODS ☺]

(hahaha Do I sound like I care?*points finger at self*BE RANDOM!)

You lie!I see that weird twitch of the eye!Now I am going to have to hit you with my worst!

YES.YOU GUESSED RIGHT!YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!
Spoons it is!
*brandishes a spoon*

[Derek]

a spoon? what are you going to spoon me to death?
wait... that doesn't sound right

[Sierra~Kelley, ☺THE MOD OF MODS ☺]

:O Really?You really think it doesn't sound right?
Well duh!*awkward*(:P)

Thought you were a 1D fan!Dang!Curse my instincts!!

[Derek]

haha, and no I am not. and I only say that because I have never heard of that
Sorry for the awkward moment everybody!

[[deleted user]]

Sierra! I thought u wouldnt be on today!

[Sierra~Kelley, ☺THE MOD OF MODS ☺]

@Derek True that!But you'll have to get used to it Mr.I-Interpret-Everything-The-Wrong-Way!(JK I didn't mean that:P)

@Cici The littlest while.I am gonna be going soon...:P

[Derek]

oh, you are so funny. have you tried stand up with that routine? it would kill the audience (I am just joking. wouldn't it be really bad if I were that mean haha :P)

[[deleted user]]

@sierra CURSE CHORES!

[Sierra~Kelley, ☺THE MOD OF MODS ☺]

*pauses*
*light bulb appears above head*
You.Are.Brilliant.I could make a living out of that!
OMG I am capabe of killing an audience?O.O That is so insanely awesome-sauce!I bet people are dying to be me*tosses hair over shoulder*

(Even if you were that mean,here's your place to do so without everyone realizing that you're actually meaning it!:P)

[Sierra~Kelley, ☺THE MOD OF MODS ☺]

Cici wrote: "@sierra CURSE CHORES!"

Awwww:/ I know how you feel!

[Sierra~Kelley, ☺THE MOD OF MODS ☺]

I am multitasking my friend.The house has got more than 20 windows and I am running around closing all that,and dropping by here at the same time:P

[[deleted user]]

Ive done tht

[Derek]

Sїєяяa~Кёllєу:P wrote: "*pauses*
*light bulb appears above head*
You.Are.Brilliant.I could make a living out of that!
OMG I am capabe of killing an audience?O.O That is so insanely awesome-sauce!I bet people are dying to ..."

(good point) and i was saying that you would be so bad that you would kill the audience, but hey, whatever floats your boat :P

[[deleted user]]

O gsh

[Derek]

I wasn't serious if you thought I was by the way

[Sierra~Kelley, ☺THE MOD OF MODS ☺]

(umhm)
Are you hiring me by any chance?

Ok i gotta go now!Nice talking to you,Derek and bye Cici!:P

[Sierra~Kelley, ☺THE MOD OF MODS ☺]

Derek wrote: "I wasn't serious if you thought I was by the way"

hahahaha!*points at self*Do I sound like I believed you even for a second?Did you think that was the reason I didn't reply?