Ways to get kicked out of a store!

[Renee]

throw the merchandise around.

[[deleted user]]

Knock down shelves.

[Renee]

spill the tomato sauce bottle and it cracks.... all over the floor.

[[deleted user]]

Throw groceries at people.

[Renee]

Eat the groceries you throw at people!

[[deleted user]]

Skateboard very fast all over the store, knocking other people and things.

[Renee]

buy all the coffee

[[deleted user]]

Buy everything, using all the carts.

[Teresa]

Fill a cart, as if you're going to buy the items, then leave the basket at the Check-Out line.

[[deleted user]]

Be a cashier.

[Teresa]

Change All the Shoes in different boxes.

[Tessa]

Pay in dollar bills, say you're a waitress.

[[deleted user]]

Carry a gun in your hand.

[Tessa]

Look around suspiciously before going into the family bathroom.

[Lizzie [may soda be eternal]]

Use toothpicks to give all the vegetables legs and set them up for a race.

[[deleted user]]

Trash the bathrooms so bad, and leave the restroom door open for people to experience what went on. Leave the toilet lid open, making sure you didn't flush.

[Lizzie [may soda be eternal]]

Set up seats and barriers around said vegetable race. Charge people to watch and run away before they realize vegetables can't run.

[Lynn]

Race the little battery operated kid cars down the isles like mad people

[[deleted user]]

Start taking bites out of all the fruits and vegetables, and then just put them back and walk away.

[Lynn]

Scale up one of the giant displays or climb up to the very top of the shelves and yell, " im on top of ze world!!"

[Lizzie [may soda be eternal]]

Join other person on the shelves and yell with them, then push them off.

[[deleted user]]

Eat candy while sitting on a shelf that you had cleared off.

[Tessa]

Cosplay Hetalia characters in the ethnic foods section.

[[deleted user]]

Be extremely loud.

[Lizzie [may soda be eternal]]

Start a battle in the kitchen ware isle. Use pots for helmets and poke people with spoons.

[[deleted user]]

Stab people with knives.

[Renee]

eat the lollies while you're in the aisle.

[[deleted user]]

Open every box.

[[deleted user]]

Run up to little kids in the toy section and pull a knife out from behind you back and say this is my favourite toy this is mine and in a very kind interested way and when they go to tell you theirs yell in their faces no body cares and run away waving you knife.

[Lynx]

Have a giant pillow fight in the bedding section.

[Mephisto]

Run around all over the store, screaming your head off, and never stop.