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Ways to get kicked out of a store!
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Aug 06, 2012 12:57AM
ya i just post to see how many ppl try em lol its funny how many ppl acutually do it
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Price check an item from Kmart in Target. (I've actually done this and an alarm went off, I had to casually stroll away and pretend it wasn't me. :o )
I didn't get caught don't worry :)It was kinda funny though!
Step 1 - Walk into a store wearing old fashioned clothing.Step 2 - Ask a stranger for the date, including the year.
Step 3 - Yell out really loudly, "AHA! MY TIME MACHINE FINALLY WORKED!!"
Step 4 - Go around, marveling at the most common things, eg. Laptops, cell phones etc.
Sit in a shopping cart, set yourself at the end of a isle, then get a friend to push you forward really fast as you shout, "FOR NARNIA! AND FOR ASLAAAAAAANN!!"
•Dress up as a cop. Walk up to some random old lady and ask. "Yesterday in this very isle a woman who matches your description was seen murdering someone. I'll have to ask you to come with me." See how she reacts.
Lauren wrote: "Step 1 - Walk into a store wearing old fashioned clothing.Step 2 - Ask a stranger for the date, including the year.
Step 3 - Yell out really loudly, "AHA! MY TIME MACHINE FINALLY WORKED!!"
Step..."
Lol, that's hilarious!!!!!!
Ask someone who works there where something is, and then once they show you and walk away, have a friend or someone go up and ask him where the same thing is. When he shows that person and walks away, have another person go ask him and be showed where it is. Keep doing this until he is about to explode. Then, have someone go up and ask him for the time. Chances are, before they're finished, he'll flip out on them, thinking it's about the thing you've been asking him a million times for. For example:You: (walks over to clerk) Excuse me, sir, but could you show me where the craft supplies are?
Clerk: Sure. Over here. (shows you and walks away)
Friend: (walks over to clerk) Hi, I just can't seem to find the craft supplies. Could you help me?
Clerk: Uh, sure. Follow me. (shows friend and walks away)
Sister: (walks over to clerk) Craft supplies. You have them? 'Cause I don't see any.
Clerk: (says irritably) Yeah. Right here. Okay? (shows and walks away)
Brother: (walks over to clerk) Hey, do you-
Clerk: LOOK! THE CRAFT SUPPLIES ARE RIGHT THERE!!! OKAY?!!!!
Brother: Uh, I just wanted to know the time...
I have never tried this, but I've always wanted to. I imagine it's very hilarious. XD
"Hey I just bought a bunch of firecrackers, can you direct me to the beer and matches"
Well of coarse achol and matches would be in the same aisle, natureally.
Lauren wrote: "Step 1 - Walk into a store wearing old fashioned clothing.Step 2 - Ask a stranger for the date, including the year.
Step 3 - Yell out really loudly, "AHA! MY TIME MACHINE FINALLY WORKED!!"
Step..."
((I tried that yesterday. I got some weird looks.))
I was gonna try that...but my mom recognized 'that look' in my eye and made me wait out by the car :(
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Lol! If I were to do that I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face!
LOL! I would die laughing!! XD
Lol if someone did that to me id steal the phone and run
Stand in a spot in the store with a lot of people and start yelling really loud, "I'm siiiiiingiiiing! I'm in a stoooore and I'm siiiiiiiingiiiiing! I'M IN A STORE, AND I'M SIIIIINIIIIIIIING!!!!"XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
ummmm...take the the stuff in the store and throw them around them hehe
Mel wrote: "Stand in a spot in the store with a lot of people and start yelling really loud, "I'm siiiiiingiiiing! I'm in a stoooore and I'm siiiiiiiingiiiiing! I'M IN A STORE, AND I'M SIIIIINIIIIIIIING!!!!"..."
Haha! I love that movie!
Me too. :))) I loop that in with everyday life all the time and quote it. I know, like, every line. XD Just today, somebody goes, "Congratulations!" And, of course, I immediately responded with, "WORLD'S BEST CUP OF COFFEE!" That's my favorite part. :)))))
Although it's kind of...disgusting, I love when Buddy starts eating the gum off the street and when he answers the phone, "Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?" I have answered the phone that way soooooooo many times. :D
Opening packages,boxes,etc. eating out of and putting it back on the Store's shelves would surely get you kicked out, right? Not that I would do that.
Jump on top of stuff and start dancing like an idiot, all the while grinning like an idiot.
sip on everything and take a nap in the floor
Call the police on a random employee for no reason.
im pretty sure prank calling the police is illegal...threatening to call the police though, thats a whole other ball game ;)
Go on the intercom and announce a going out of business sale all things 99% off ( works best at wal mart!)
1. Buy a banana2. walk out of the store with your banana
3. Walk back into the store
4. Buy another banana
5. Repeat steps 1-5
XD
put the butter in the ice cream freezer.... it's not like I've done that.... O.o
Go on the intercom and in a terminator voice (Arnold Schwarzenegger) say "Affirmative" over and over and over and over and over and continue saying it over and over. Then announce that all employees must go to the back room (still using the terminator voice). Then after that in the terminator voice still, say "I'll be back." And then return with a car and smash through the side of the store with the car. Then say in the terminator voice "Be prepared to get owned".
Put a walkie talkie next to the dolls, hide and when someone walks by say ' i know where you live'
Simply start stealing stuff until you're thrown out...and in jail.
Go to the frozen food isle and lick every product you would eat while making strange noises. X3
Try to purchase all the candy you find and attempt to pay it off in Monopoly money.
Pick up a random cereal and go to costumer service, when you reach the front of the line ask if it comes in guava, when you get the answer of no leave for a minute then come back and repeat, do this until you are escorted out.
Go to the little kid's section and take a try me toy and turn it off. When ever kids hit try me you say through a microphone to little speakers by the toy things like: "I know where you live. My favorite toy is my knife!"
Randomly attack policemen in the store.
Open boxes of Cereal, eat some, then put it back on the shelf.
Spill cereal all over the place.
