I'd rather...

[Ruth]

...cuddle then have sex. If you're good with spelling, you'll get it.

[Carol]

It took a few minutes , then I got it....rather than look like an idiot I then re read it a few times. Hahahahaha
Good one Ruth.

[Ken, Moderator]

Than again...

[Ruth]

Tocaya, thanks! I am collecting amusing sentences like this to use in a grammar/punctuation class I'll be teaching in July. :-)

[Ken, Moderator]

"You awake?"

Any man who has to start with THAT line is defeated before the campaign even begins....

[Debbie, sardonic princess of cheerfulness]

The male kiwi eats roots and leaves.
The male kiwi eats, roots and leaves.

[Ruth]

The male kiwi eats, roots, and leaves.

[Carol]

Hee hee ! My what a little comma can do for a sentence.

[Ken, Moderator]

Strike, Sargeant!