David's Random, Overly Energetic, and Sometimes Sarcastic Updates

[Tina]

Dvora wrote: "Tina wrote: "Dvora wrote: "Tina wrote: "Dvora wrote: "Tina wrote: "@ Dvora
I never feel like I have enough time in a day. I am reading 3 books right now. Two of them for reviews. I have been wo..."

Lol. You can always make me laugh. I think tomorrow night it's salsa time. Lol

[Dvora]

Tina wrote: "Dvora wrote: "Tina wrote: "Dvora wrote: "Tina wrote: "Dvora wrote: "Tina wrote: "@ Dvora
I never feel like I have enough time in a day. I am reading 3 books right now. Two of them for reviews. ..."

Thank you. I like making people laugh. :)

[Dvora]

Has anyone seen my coffee?

[Sherri]

Not me! I don't drink coffee unless its a special type xp yuck

[Tina]

I don't have it. I drink Coca Cola in the morning. :)

[Bethany]

Dvora wrote: "Where the heck is everyone! I've been sitting here reading some book called Angel Evolution for the past 6 hours or so. Its ok, I mean, eh. I'll probably give it a star or something like that. Hee ..."

Angel Evolution?? What's that? Sounds dumb...you probably shouldn't even give it one star. Then the author might think it's good or something and we definitely don't want to encourage him. Gosh! He might try to write more books!!! And we'll have to READ THEM! Because we joined this group for some craaaazzzy reason! Where am I...I don't know what's happening....

[Dvora]

Bethany wrote: "Dvora wrote: "Where the heck is everyone! I've been sitting here reading some book called Angel Evolution for the past 6 hours or so. Its ok, I mean, eh. I'll probably give it a star or something l..."

I was TOTALLY thinking the SAME THING!!

Sssshhhh..don't say anything, the author is paying me to say all these things. I'll give you a cut, he's paying me A LOT! I mean, you know, he needs all the help he can get. I just read the reviews with the most stars and take from them certain things and tell him, oh I really loved this part, and repeat something I read in a review.

Let's be in touch so I can send you some cashola!!

[Dvora]

Tina wrote: "I don't have it. I drink Coca Cola in the morning. :)"

That's AWESOME!!!!! My kids would so want to live with you! I think I might want to as well!

[David, Mr. Blue Eyes; He's the Best--Ain't no lie!! ;)]

Nina wrote: "Mr Blue eyes... David??? As if the entire population of goodreads females wasn't already in love with you LMAO!!"

Omg who gave me that nickname? I fear the great nicknamer has struck again! There's only one person who could have done this: Nicole the Internet Houdini!!! Lol *blushing*

[David, Mr. Blue Eyes; He's the Best--Ain't no lie!! ;)]

Ok new update: I'm in Hawaii!!! I was getting stressed because I was having trouble finding time to work on the sequel to The Moon Dwellers, due to all the beach time plus working with the amazing gals at shareAread (take a bow Nic and Karla). Anyway, my wife Adele, who is far smarter than me, said "why don't you just write at the beach?". I didn't have a good answer for that, so I spent a few hours yesterday in my new "office" working on The Star Dwellers. I got 2,500 words done bringing the total to 22,500, a quarter of the way finished!!

Also, check out my new blog post where I give a sneak peek of the prologue to The Moon Dwellers :)

[David, Mr. Blue Eyes; He's the Best--Ain't no lie!! ;)]

Bethany wrote: "Dvora wrote: "Where the heck is everyone! I've been sitting here reading some book called Angel Evolution for the past 6 hours or so. Its ok, I mean, eh. I'll probably give it a star or something l..."

Omg you crack me up!!

[Tina]

Dvora (Mrs. Grey Cullen) wrote: "Tina wrote: "I don't have it. I drink Coca Cola in the morning. :)"

That's AWESOME!!!!! My kids would so want to live with you! I think I might want to as well!"

AWW I would love it, more kids another ,woman in my house to drive the boys crazy. Lol

[Dvora]

Hi everyone!!! Just saying hi. Hope your all having a fabulous weekend. And I hope you all got some reading done.

[Nina]

just dont be surprised if he brings a crop to bed, a brown plaited one...youch!!!!

[David, Mr. Blue Eyes; He's the Best--Ain't no lie!! ;)]

Hi D'vora and Nina!! Skyping my parents tomorrow morning which is always nice, so excited I get to see them later this year, it's been more than two years!!!

[Tina]

Good morning everyone. I'm off to work this morning. @Dvora, I finished the first Fifty. Wow. More on that later. lol @David, thats wonderful. I live less than a mile from my parents, I can't imagine going that long without seeing them. I hope everyone has a great day.

[David, Mr. Blue Eyes; He's the Best--Ain't no lie!! ;)]

Thanks Tina, you too!!!!!!

[Dvora]

Tina wrote: "Good morning everyone. I'm off to work this morning. @Dvora, I finished the first Fifty. Wow. More on that later. lol @David, thats wonderful. I live less than a mile from my parents, I can't..."

Tina....take your time reading it. Fifty withdrawl is powerful stuff. Take it slow with the books. ;)

[Tina]

Dvora (Mrs. Cullen Grey) wrote: "Tina wrote: "Good morning everyone. I'm off to work this morning. @Dvora, I finished the first Fifty. Wow. More on that later. lol @David, thats wonderful. I live less than a mile from my par..."

Lol. I wanted to tell you that yesterday I seen Mr. Grey at work. I swear this man looked just like what I invisioned him to look like. He was a physial therapist. When I had to talk to him I fumbled my words and blushed. True story. Fifty is affecting my life. LOL

[Dvora]

Tina wrote: "Dvora (Mrs. Cullen Grey) wrote: "Tina wrote: "Good morning everyone. I'm off to work this morning. @Dvora, I finished the first Fifty. Wow. More on that later. lol @David, thats wonderful. I ..."

That is SOOOO cool. Can you get a picture of him??? LOL

Oh this book is totally going to take over your life. Ahhh, it's so wonderful when I think about it. Hahaha

[Tina]

Lol. It has affected me way more than I could've imagined. Wow. I almost cried at the end of the first one.

[Dvora]

Oh my Fifty!! He just needs someone to love. ME ME!! PICK ME!! Where do I sign?????

[Tina]

LOL I was thinking I could fix whats broken...my dreams will never be the same. *BIG CHEESY GRIN*

[Dvora]

Tina wrote: "LOL I was thinking I could fix whats broken...my dreams will never be the same. *BIG CHEESY GRIN*"

lovin' the BIG CHEESY GRIN!!!

[Dvora]

Silly a/c woke me up at 4:30. Been up ever since. Now I'm ready to go to sleep and it's time to get up. Good thing from all this?? I had an idea for a book and I started writing it down. Bad thing....I'm already writing my first book and should really concentrate on that!

[Tina]

Multi tasking! You can do it! That's my moning pep talk. Now if only I could get motivated enough to get started. Lol

[David, Mr. Blue Eyes; He's the Best--Ain't no lie!! ;)]

Two days to The Moon Dwellers cover reveal!!!

[David, Mr. Blue Eyes; He's the Best--Ain't no lie!! ;)]

Yeah, this is the overly energetic part of this thread where I freak out, use lots of !!!s and :)s. I am so EXCITED!!!!!!

[Dvora]

David wrote: "Yeah, this is the overly energetic part of this thread where I freak out, use lots of !!!s and :)s. I am so EXCITED!!!!!!"

Anyone know who this guy is??

[Karla]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

Hi guys!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dvora wait till you see the cover is pretty awesome!!!!!

[Jennifer (random jendsmit)]

Karla(Book Addict) wrote: "ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

Hi guys!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dvora wait till you see the cover is pretty awesome!!!!!"

It is freaking amazing!

[Dvora]

Jennifer wrote: "Karla(Book Addict) wrote: "ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

Hi guys!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dvora wait till you see the cover is pretty awesome!!!!!"

It is freaking amazing!"

The suspense is killing me!!!!!!!! Oh wait. Is RPATZ on the cover? Is that why it's so amazing?? LOL oh my RPatz

[Dvora]

Oh, here's a random thought...my friend posted on his FB page last night that Leonardo Dicaprio was sitting at the table next to him at a restaurant. Do you ladies have any idea how much self control it took for me not to get in my car and drive to NYC at the speed of light!! And do you think loser friend took a sneaky pic of him with his phone, NOOOOO. I am so mad at him. Ok...gotta go.

[Tina]

I can't wait either! HEY EVERYONE!!!!

[David, Mr. Blue Eyes; He's the Best--Ain't no lie!! ;)]

Very important question for the group: is long hair in? As you can see from my profile pic I had very short hair (1/4th of an inch on my clippers) but now I haven't cut my hair in 3 and a half months!!! Hahaha! It's getting a bit out of control and curly but my wife says it looks good. So the question is, to cut or not to cut? Very serious as well as completely sarcastic responses will be accepted.

[Dvora]

David wrote: "Very important question for the group: is long hair in? As you can see from my profile pic I had very short hair (1/4th of an inch on my clippers) but now I haven't cut my hair in 3 and a half mont..."

Serious answer....your wife likes it, let it grow!

That being said...since us, your fans, are the ones who are going to be supporting you financially, I would suggest taking our opinion into consideration.

Cute author = bigger sales.

Sorry but sometimes just being funny, nice, sweet, attentive, a good writer, just doesn't "cut it." Pun intended. :)

Then again, you want to keep your wife happy. Happy wife, happy life = good books!!!

[Tina]

I've always liked long hair on a hot dude. Does that help? :)

[Dvora]

Tina wrote: "I've always liked long hair on a hot dude. Does that help? :)"

(Tina, between the two of us, talk about fishing for compliments) Sheesh!

[Tina]

LOL. Of ya got it, flaunt it. Lol

[Tina]

Tina wrote: "LOL. Of ya got it, flaunt it. Lol"

Oops. My typing stinks. If ya got it, flaunt it. Lol

[Dvora]

Not sure if what I said is clear. I meant I think that David is fishing. Maybe we should make a post on how wonderful he is and how much we love him etc. boost his ego a little. Watcha think? LOL

[Karla]

mhhhhh why when i hear long hair, hot dude, i think of black dagger brotherhood?????

[Karla]

yeah!!! he wants to hear that with those baby blues he can have long hair, short hair or no hair and still...

yeah... i tend to go with if Adele likes it LOL!!!! but i dont even look at his hair. the baby blues *sights*

[Dvora]

David...can you please clarify what you mean by LONG hair? Do you mean like Sebastian Bach (that's hot) or like the guy in the cover of Obsidian. (that's hot too) hmm, try it out, go long. BUT....you might want to lose the facial hair, just to see that baby face!!

[Tina]

Lol. Baby blues and long hair. *sigh. Lol

[Dvora]

Oh man!! Poor Adele!! She's gonna have to deal with his growing ego now!! LOL

[Tina]

Dvora (Mrs. Cullen Grey) wrote: "Oh man!! Poor Adele!! She's gonna have to deal with his growing ego now!! LOL"

Lol she may have to buy him a bigger hat.

[Dvora]

Now David, if you can make yourself sparkle... ;-}.

[Tina]

Dvora (Mrs. Cullen Grey) wrote: "Now David, if you can make yourself sparkle... ;-}."

Lol or if he was a wizard... lol

[Dvora]

Tina wrote: "Dvora (Mrs. Cullen Grey) wrote: "Now David, if you can make yourself sparkle... ;-}."

Lol or if he was a wizard... lol"

Awwwww, poor David!! We love you just the way you are!!

Seriously though...can you sparkle?