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message 1: by Christina C. (new)

Christina C. | 72 comments http://twilightersanonymous.com/TOP-T...
from twilightersanonymous.com
here are Jacob's Pick up Lines
& if you have any feel free to post them

10. “Wanna see my reservation?”

9. “Will you be the mother of my puppies?”

8. “I give a whole new meaning to ‘Animal Attraction’”

7. “Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf.”

6. “So…how do you feel about dogs?”

5. “You look imprintable…I mean uhh..impeccable in that outfit”

4. “Hey baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body?”

3. “You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?”

2. “I can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds”

1. “You know what they say, right? Once you go Black you never go back.”




message 2: by I ♥ Luke Castellan *Alexa*, and Twilight! (new)

I ♥ Luke Castellan *Alexa* (i_love_jacob_black_95) | 3164 comments OMG!
7, 5, and 1 ARE SO FREAKIN AWESOME!


message 3: by Christina C. (new)

Christina C. | 72 comments lol
i love #5 :)


message 4: by I ♥ Luke Castellan *Alexa*, and Twilight! (new)

I ♥ Luke Castellan *Alexa* (i_love_jacob_black_95) | 3164 comments 2 is wow.....


message 5: by [deleted user] (new)

they all rock!!!

i wish he'd say that to me! (except #2 EWWWWWW!!!!!!)


message 6: by I ♥ Luke Castellan *Alexa*, and Twilight! (new)

I ♥ Luke Castellan *Alexa* (i_love_jacob_black_95) | 3164 comments Yes. EXCEPT 2. WE SHOULD MAKE LINES FOR EVERYONE!


message 7: by Stephanie, Loves Vamps and Werewolves but Zombies scare me!! (new)

Stephanie | 4175 comments Mod
I love these!!!!


message 8: by Bailey (new)

Bailey (werewolflvr) | 73 comments These are hilarious!!! number ten is way funny!! and i think number 2 is funny!


message 9: by Lexi (new)

Lexi (theonecalledwhatsername) LMAO i luv these!!!


message 10: by I ♥ Luke Castellan *Alexa*, and Twilight! (new)

I ♥ Luke Castellan *Alexa* (i_love_jacob_black_95) | 3164 comments 6 and 3 were cute!


message 11: by Kimberly (new)

Kimberly (kimyw27) | 4 comments 1, 5,6,7 are my faves, and im still laughing!!!


message 12: by I ♥ Luke Castellan *Alexa*, and Twilight! (new)

I ♥ Luke Castellan *Alexa* (i_love_jacob_black_95) | 3164 comments YES TO 9!


message 13: by [deleted user] (new)

ditto
=)


message 14: by Lexi (last edited Jan 07, 2009 04:24PM) (new)

Lexi (theonecalledwhatsername) lol
the really funny thing is i can picture him saying this stuff...


message 15: by Mrs. Malfoy (new)

Mrs. Malfoy (dylykinz) #2 is LOL but i like edwards more


message 16: by Olivia (new)

Olivia | 77 comments If any guy ever tried to use those lines on me or on someone near me,I think I would die of laughter.


message 17: by Mrs. Malfoy (new)

Mrs. Malfoy (dylykinz) SAME! well maybe not 6 but all the others


message 18: by Olivia (new)

Olivia | 77 comments Yeah, six just seems like an awkward conversation starter.


message 19: by [deleted user] (new)

lol, not a Jake fan, but loved the list.


message 20: by Olivia (new)

Olivia | 77 comments I love jake, but I can't see him actually using the list. I could see Quil using it, though...I don't know why that is.


message 21: by Mrs. Malfoy (new)

Mrs. Malfoy (dylykinz) i hate jacob but love the list
i can se that 2


message 22: by Olivia (new)

Olivia | 77 comments ha ha! i just thought quil because the first time he and embry met bella, quil whistled when he thought bella was out of earshot. : )


message 23: by Marc (last edited May 28, 2009 08:09PM) (new)

Marc | 40 comments Quil definitely said something to set Jacob off.

When they were in the garage, and Bella mentioned riding lessons, Quil whispered something to Embry, and then Jake smacked him.

If you think about it, I'm sure you can guess what it was.

edit: If you wanted to read the section its in chapter 5 of New Moon on page 140/141 for the paper back




message 24: by Stephanie, Loves Vamps and Werewolves but Zombies scare me!! (new)

Stephanie | 4175 comments Mod
LOL


message 25: by ♥BookGeek♥ (new)

♥BookGeek♥ (BookN) | 781 comments HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHhahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Those lines are awesome.


message 26: by Rach (new)

Rach | 4 comments hahaha! i love them all!


message 27: by ♥BookGeek♥ (new)

♥BookGeek♥ (BookN) | 781 comments Although 5-1 are the best. I wonder if they have the same thing for Edward. Probably not but that WOULD be funny...


message 28: by [deleted user] (new)

As if Edward would ever use pick up lines. He mostly just dazzle's girls with his eyes.


message 29: by [deleted user] (new)

1-3 is awsum!!!!


message 30: by ♥BookGeek♥ (new)

♥BookGeek♥ (BookN) | 781 comments Yeah. Hs pickup lines are not as great as Jakes.


message 31: by Samary (new)

Samary | 16 comments OMG!!!!!!!!
ALL of them are soooo funny!!! :D
i LOVe his character hes so funny!


message 32: by Natalie (new)

Natalie | 2 comments LOL!!! how do people come up with these???


message 33: by ♥BookGeek♥ (new)

♥BookGeek♥ (BookN) | 781 comments YEah can you check that Stpeh? You have better control of websites than we do!!!


message 34: by [deleted user] (new)

These are actually just fan developed pick-up lines that were compiled.

Twilighters Anonymous are an unofficial fansite.


message 35: by ♥BookGeek♥ (new)

♥BookGeek♥ (BookN) | 781 comments Thanx Melzz!


message 36: by [deleted user] (new)

No problem. :)


message 37: by ♥BookGeek♥ (new)

♥BookGeek♥ (BookN) | 781 comments :)


message 38: by Stephanie, Loves Vamps and Werewolves but Zombies scare me!! (new)

Stephanie | 4175 comments Mod
Love these!!!


message 39: by Vivi (new)

Vivi | 2543 comments Those are funny lol


message 40: by Stephanie, Loves Vamps and Werewolves but Zombies scare me!! (new)

Stephanie | 4175 comments Mod
I re-read them all the time because they are soooooo funny!!


message 41: by Krystal (new)

Krystal (krystal_f) | 1606 comments lol....6 and 5 are my favorite!!!


message 42: by Rizam (new)

Rizam Umer | 450 comments Gosh...i love all of em..!! LOL!!
BIG YES to 10 9 7 5 4 3 2 !!

Love ell of em ...Love jacOb..<33


message 43: by Janet (new)

Janet Weismore (goodreadscomjanetweismore) | 31 comments personally i like all of them and he is so amazing i wouldnt mind be the mother of his puppies.


Olivia ^^The Awesome Mushroom^^ (canttaketheawesomeness) AHH!! :) I love two. I can definitely see him saying those. LOL!


message 45: by Moe (new)

Moe Corbett (Moe123) | 8 comments LOL hilarious. ily 7 and 1 :D


message 46: by Bella (new)

Bella | 304 comments "What a marshmallow" sorry I love that quote


message 47: by Moe (new)

Moe Corbett (Moe123) | 8 comments LOL i agree. Funniness :D


message 48: by Talya (new)

Talya | 79 comments Christina wrote: "http://twilightersanonymous.com/TOP-T...
from twilightersanonymous.com
here are Jacob's Pick up Lines
& if you have any feel free to post them

10..."


that is sooooo funny!!!!!


message 49: by Talya (new)

Talya | 79 comments oh yeah lets see how do u drown a blond? u glew a mirrow to the botom of a pool and no offence i mean im a blond too


message 50: by Moe (new)

Moe Corbett (Moe123) | 8 comments Talya wrote: "oh yeah lets see how do u drown a blond? u glew a mirrow to the botom of a pool and no offence i mean im a blond too"

LOL :D


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