How to make a army...

[Chris, The Toast Master]

Put down tips on how to; clone, recruit, build, enslave or magically control an army!

[Mikayla]

Well....i don't think I'd need any of that, because people would just follow me, they WOULD and if it wasn't with their own free will, i'd MAKE them follow me. But i wouldn't post my tactics, then you all would try to steal them! no no no, we can't have any of that. you can all post yours, but mine will remain secret. *flashes evil grin*

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Convince them that your beliefs and goals are correct, and their leaders are corrupted control freaks.

[Mikayla]

yeah, that sounds easy.
sounds
but isn't
at ALL

[Zarha, the groove bringer]

Well first you need good grammar Chris :P

Then once you have that, people will follow you.

[Chris, The Toast Master]

What did I misspell?

People already follow me because I'm so cool! But I like robot army's more...

[Michael, your new overlord]

mind control chips work well... you just put a little thing in the person's brain and ZING! you control them

[Zarha, the groove bringer]

But you have to be smart to make those, but ruling by bruit force you can be as stupid as you want!

And I don't remember chris, I think you didn't but an n after the a or something :P

[Michael, your new overlord]

yes, but if you can get the mind chippy thingies to work, they're almost infailable

[Zarha, the groove bringer]

but how do you get them in the people?

[Chris, The Toast Master]

STAB THEM WITH INJECTORS! (of doom)

[Zarha, the groove bringer]

yayayayyyyy that sounds like fun! running up to random people and stabbing them with injectors! they'd never see it coming!

[Chris, The Toast Master]

yup all they would see was a guy running at them with a knife

[Michael, your new overlord]

or create a space station carrying trillions of powerful needles, and fire them down onto earth, hitting every square centimeter on the planet >:)

[[deleted user]]

Oooooooor create a bio-mechanical parasite that controls the brains of the hosts and spread it through the water [EVERYBODY drinks water:]

[Zarha, the groove bringer]

Water? What's that?

[Zarha, the groove bringer]

We could put something in television to brainwash people (I got that idea from corporations :D) and all the people who are smart enough not to listen can be forced to be our scholars, that way we don't have to control everyone, we can just control the controllers, so we have more time to do fun things like ride unicorns! (right Taylor?)

[Chris, The Toast Master]

All of that sounds good!

[[deleted user]]

scarely, that might actully work...xP

[[deleted user]]

I LOVE UNICORNS!!!!!!!!

[Zarha, the groove bringer]

You love them...or you love to eat them.....?

[[deleted user]]

um.....

*sheepishly* both....


*breaks down crying* I AM SO ASHAMED!

[Zarha, the groove bringer]

It's okay *pats head* we will get through thill.

[Chris, The Toast Master]

unicorns would taste like horse and horse doesn't taste good as far as i know

[[deleted user]]

More for me then.

[[deleted user]]

xP

[[deleted user]]

eeewwwwwww..........of course, I like to eat corn syrup strait out of the bottle sooooo.....

[Zarha, the groove bringer]

Aren't hotdogs made out of horse though? So like....if you made a hotdog out of unicorn it would be magical o.O

[Chris, The Toast Master]

The hotdogs I eat are made of pig and aren't magical!

[Zarha, the groove bringer]

Oh....what about a unicorn-pig style.

[Chris, The Toast Master]

Say what!?!

[Zarha, the groove bringer]

I don't know what I'm talking about ever, so it doesn't matter

[Chris, The Toast Master]

aijefijopijoijopijiewjgpoijpoi

[Michael, your new overlord]

guys this is off topic and disgusting

[Zarha, the groove bringer]

Like your face o.O

....

uhhh.....so anyways....I wonder if we can find a genie that will grant us wishes, then we can wish for a huge army...I know...i'm a genious

[Michael, your new overlord]

I'll find a gold lamp thingy before anyone else by using my huge army that I'll wish for to find the means of getting the same guys that I'll use!

[Zarha, the groove bringer]

What ever you just said. I completely disagree!

[Michael, your new overlord]

exactly, you weren't supposed to understand it! that's my code!

[Zarha, the groove bringer]

Well... mister overlord I'll just let you know that I have a code too. so there!

[[deleted user]]

Lets summon Satan, He can make the army FOR us.

[Zarha, the groove bringer]

But he'll kill us too :(

[[deleted user]]

..... oh.

[hiilovemarkhoppus]

Wait, are we the good guys or the bad guys?

[Michael, your new overlord]

does it matter?

[Chris, The Toast Master]

Chris wrote: "aijefijopijoijopijiewjgpoijpoi"

I don't think i posted that...

good unless you have a lot of money lol

[Zarha, the groove bringer]

Lol, chris, you don't remember things, you're getting senile!

[Zarha, the groove bringer]

We totally have to be the bad guys! Good guys have morals!

[Chris, The Toast Master]

I'm not senile! Someone hacked me... maybe...

[Michael, your new overlord]

sure you're not...

[Zarha, the groove bringer]

Chris wrote: "I'm not senile! Someone hacked me... maybe..."

o_O Maybe it was the same hacker that hacked me!