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Jim Webster, (In On a Chance! )
She COULD be an Undead. I mean, it would explain the dungeon, and all that, wouldn't it?
Will wrote: "Is that from personal experience, GL?"Well if it was, I wouldn't be able to post here, would I?
Maybe you've possessed someone who can't type.
Patti (baconater) wrote: "Maybe you've possessed someone who can't type."I can so type!
You're right. I should have said, press the keys in the correct order.
Nothing wrong wit my order. :p
You got it anyway.
Did we order her wit what?(read in irish accent, please)
Just salt and vinegar for me please.Although a tub of curry sauce wouldn't go amiss
Bacon double cheeseburger for mr please.
Oooo, I don't remember the last time I had poteen ... It really WAS that good! The only time I've come close was in Slovakia, when a very much beloved family member made wodka with wegetables and left over fruit they'd harvested in the mountains!Jim ... Ordinarily, I'd kill to crawl on broken glass to have people buy my work. So far, I'm sure I've bribed myself out of a restraining order or two to foist a few freebies on people! Oh, to be so loved! ;-D
Best curry sauce in the country is up by you, Jim.Oh, did I tell you we made Kendal Mint Cake vodka? Think I did...
We gifted it to friends last week and it went over a treat.
We need to get more mint cake so we can make more.
Oh. I wonder what Barry Island rock vodka would be like...
G J (Gaff to my friends) wrote: "Jim ... Ordinarily, I'd kill to crawl on broken glass to have people buy my work. So far, I'm sure I've bribed myself out of a restraining order or two to foist a few freebies on people! Oh, to be so loved! ;-D ."So you can imagine how I felt. Not only that but it was somebody who contacted me through Facebook to buy them,
Being nice to people for a chance might even have worked!
Patti (baconater) wrote: "Best curry sauce in the country is up by you, Jim.Oh, did I tell you we made Kendal Mint Cake vodka? Think I did...
We gifted it to friends last week and it went over a treat.
We need to get mo..."
I had Kendal Mint Cake vodka to try at Westmoreland show, somebody up here is making it commercially.
It was good
Refreshing, eh?We had to cut it with a heck of a lot of vodka, though. Started out sickening sweet.
Yes, it was very much at the 'cordial' end of the spectrum. I think this bunch had got the sweetness about right
Jim wrote: "Just to wish you all a Good Christmas"Have a good one, Jim.
Is anybody short of water, we could do a quick extra Christmas special if you are :-)
Hope it isn't too bad mate. My patio is still awash.
North of the county they've got troops in helping get ready. I think a lot of places have been digging out rivers and becks and to hell with what the environment agency might want
Can't blame them, can you? Got to look after yourselves at the end of the day
Happy Christmas everyone. I nearly got a lovely shot of McOther and my parents sitting in a row dead to the world. I crept out into the hall, got my iPad, held it up primed it and I was just about to press the button when McOther's eyes suddenly flicked open and he said,'You think far too loudly to get away with anything like that, go and sit down.'
There wasn't really much I could do except guffaw and do as I was told. It was a pity though, I was so looking forward to posting it on my brother's facebook wall with the caption 'my interesting family'. Phnark.
Cheers
MTM
The minute the fil closed his eyes I jumped up and said it was time to go.Waited all afternoon for it...
Turn my back on my author thread and it's filled with dozing geriatrics :-)
I'm kind of sleepy, but I'm not geriatric quite yet!
Just so long as your snores don't put off genuine buyers! :-)Ignoring sales figures for A Much Arranged Marriage I'm delighted to confess that so far that I've sold over thirty e-books this month
Plus some paperbooks I've sold locally, which means it has to be my best ever month for sales
Excellent going Jim. I think the amusing spam is going down well. ;-) It makes me laugh, anyway.
Well I did feel that amusing spam was perhaps the way to go :-)
Jim wrote: "Just so long as your snores don't put off genuine buyers! :-)Ignoring sales figures for A Much Arranged Marriage I'm delighted to confess that so far that I've sold over thirty e-..."
That's good news. Well done!
Well I'm chuffed.Easily pleased I suppose
Do you think GL may be Ringo in disguise? He's into small trains too...
could have done with that today, had to drive to Milnthorpe and back, and various of the roads are still blocked and it's pretty hairy at times
How're you doing up there, Jim?I'm worried about you.
Just read A Much Arranged Marriage last night. Well up to standard.
Patti (baconater) wrote: "How're you doing up there, Jim?I'm worried about you."
Smart lads with diggers have taken over from quangocrats in London offices, and local authority engineers are finally getting to do stuff, so things were running better.
It all got complicated, daughter had crash on M6 just before Christmas, ended up in Carlisle infirmary with concussion. We drove up to collect her, she wanted to go home to Milnthorpe to her own bed (which seemed reasonable.)
Problem is they didn't give her anything in writing as to how you behave after serious concussion, so once she started feeling a bit better she started doing stuff, looking for new car on internet, that sort of thing.
We went over to Milnthorpe to have Christmas dinner (I did the trip twice, once to take youngest daughter to help with the cooking, once to turn up as guest with lady wife.)
Oldest wasn't well, on Boxing day got phone call, could I take her to hospital. So I drove to Milnthorpe again, collected her and brought her back to Furness General, which in spite of reports is a pretty good hospital. In A&E a specialist talked to her, told us all the stuff that Carlisle should have given her in writing (they might have told her but she had concussion) and she's spent the night here. Lady wife is taking her back to Milnthorpe again now with youngest daughter who's going to have a couple of days with her until, probably, Tuesday, when I go and collect her so she can go back to Leeds on Wednesday.
So it's been a bit complicated and not at all restful.
Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "Just read A Much Arranged Marriage last night. Well up to standard."Glad you enjoyed it, the next four are equally good or so I believe ;-)
Oh crap, Jim.I'm so sorry about daughter. Concussion isn't to be treated lightly. Thank goodness for family to help care for her.
I hope she mends quickly.
She should do. As long as she takes it easy!
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Not a lot of experience if she's still capable of writing even a year or two after