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message 3801: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments I think you post them to your timeline and tag me and I get asked whether I want to have them on my timeline.
Dunno really, I don't do technology, I'm a cowman, not a tractor driver


message 3802: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Yeah, that's what I've done in the past.


message 3803: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments You see, they system works.
Not well and not quickly but after a fashion, it works.
I expect nothing more from technology


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments It's Facebook Unfriend Day today apparently.

Some cakes for the occasion...

http://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2015/1...


message 3805: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments Wonder if I've anybody left on my friends by the end of the day :-(


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments You'll still have me.


message 3807: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments awww


message 3808: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Jim who?


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments Patti (baconater) wrote: "Jim who?"

Jim Flatcap.


message 3810: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Oh, the guy who smells of wet sheep.

I like to keep upwind of him.


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments Or is it Jim Catflap?


message 3812: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments As me Dad used to say, "You can call me anything you like so long as you don't call me late for meals"


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments Or make you come in through the cat flap :)


message 3814: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "Or make you come in through the cat flap :)"

We got a cap flap fitted


message 3815: by Gingerlily - The Full Wild (last edited Nov 17, 2015 02:13PM) (new)

Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments Is your cap so big it needs its own entrance??


message 3816: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments with cheerleaders and marching bands


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments Rubber bands?


message 3818: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments only to hold the cap flap open


message 3819: by Jim (new)


message 3820: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments The corridors of your brain are quite...

Murky.

Long pork. Mmmmm


message 3821: by M.T. (new)

M.T. McGuire (mtmcguire) | 8051 comments I liked it. :-) top stuff.


message 3822: by David (new)

David Hadley Jim wrote: "Because it's wet out

https://tallissteelyard.wordpress.com..."


Great stuff.

You know that saying about great minds and all that?

http://www.davidhadleyauthor.co.uk/20...


message 3823: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments It's probably a very English literary form


message 3824: by David (new)

David Hadley Interesting that we both called it The Warrens though.

The only place I remember being called that was a caravan site.


message 3825: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments I dated a Warren for a short time.

He was a bit of a dick.


message 3826: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments I just have to ask

"Which bit?"


message 3829: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments As someone rather partial to a pickled gerkin (sliced with cold meat) I'm not going to let you put me off :-)


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments Good for you, Jim!


message 3831: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments Yes, I'm hoping things move smoothly and the next 'case' for Benor will be along on the 1st December.

'Much arranged marriage'

(Probably, assuming they've got them in the order I sent them :-) )


message 3832: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Jim wrote: "I just have to ask

"Which bit?""


At least he wasn't a complete dick, like another guy I dated.


message 3833: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments The female of the species seems to have a strange inability to assess men accurately in advance.
At least you worked it out on a date, some take thirty years of marriage!


message 3834: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments It's called frog kissing, Jim.

I also had to travel several thousand kilometres to find my prince.

Hard work, finding someone worthy of me.


message 3835: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments So long as it doesn't degenerate into toad licking

But honestly, it is a source of constant amazement to most men how apparently intelligent females can hook up with complete muppets and then complain how unhappy they are.


message 3836: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments It amazes women as well.


message 3837: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments I remember one girl who complained to me about how unhappy her boyfriend was making her.
So I said "dump him"

She looked at me as if I was a heartless monster


message 3838: by Kath (new)

Kath Middleton | 23860 comments A happy heartless monster is better than an unhappy homeless hamster... That started out well and lost its grip somewhere...


message 3839: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Ha!

Love it, Kath!


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments Looked at your title. Is that a new release?


message 3841: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Oh, and Jim?

I do have the power to change your thread title.

Mwah ha ha!


message 3842: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments Patti (baconater) wrote: "Oh, and Jim?

I do have the power to change your thread title.

Mwah ha ha!"


I know, you've done it before!


message 3843: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "Looked at your title. Is that a new release?"

I think you would release that one, you'd certainly not try and haul it out of the water!


message 3844: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments Kath wrote: "A happy heartless monster is better than an unhappy homeless hamster... That started out well and lost its grip somewhere..."

Story of my life


message 3845: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments I liked the last thread title more.


message 3846: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments Patti (baconater) wrote: "I liked the last thread title more."

The song title or the friend of Tallis Steelyard?

I may be a little demob happy. Somebody bought a copy of Flotsam or Jetsam
Perhaps it's because I stopped trying to promote it?


message 3847: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments You should celebrate by putting a drabble in your thread title.


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments Purveyor of Drabbles to the masses?


message 3849: by David (new)

David Staniforth (davidstaniforth) | 7935 comments Now thread titles are going to be more important, should we consider getting them proof read?


message 3850: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments Patti (baconater) wrote: "You should celebrate by putting a drabble in your thread title."

why not a full novel?


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