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Jim Webster, (In On a Chance! )
Don't worry Jim, even I don't look in my thread!
You're tempting fate, Tim.
Yeah, it'll be full of squid porn next!
Most of that looks like someone's already eaten it once.
Not very appealing, is it!
Looks better than the deep fried guinea pig that Patti left on my author thread. Boak!
I'm not looking at that!
It is haddock spam though, we have to give it that.
<< Young lady wearing spangly tights enters, walking rather gingerly through the carnival of marine related erotica.She holds up a large board, showing it to the audience.>>
The board reads.
"This is a public service announcement. If you go to http://www.amazon.co.uk/Swords-Dead-L... you will find the latest edition of Swords for a Dead Lady
If you click the Look Inside feature, you can scroll down and see the map, free and gratis."
<>
"No marine animals have been inconvenienced by the making of this advert."
<< She bows, and leaves >>
or spamgly tights?
Gingerlily - Elephant Philosopher wrote: "or spamgly tights?"the possibility exists
after all it's an infinite universe :-)
It is a universe that contains Lady Gaga, so its not unrealistic...
If anyone has, its her!
I'm not sure I would dare wear those. I might not have any toes left when I take them off...
Map is only in black and white :( I tried colouring it in, but the picture kept moving and I got crayon all over the screen.
Er, Tim. Try printing it out first...
Colouring in books for adaults are all the rage apparently. Great for 'mindfulness' or some such scallops.
Gingerlily - Elephant Philosopher wrote: "Er, Tim. Try printing it out first..."look at the bright side, he's got an elegantly coloured screen and when he does read the book he doesn't have to scroll backwards and forwards looking at the map.
Rosemary (The Nosemanny) wrote: "Colouring in books for adaults are all the rage apparently. Great for 'mindfulness' or some such scallops."Apparently they've been selling the Sun newspaper on that premise for years
Hahaha. But isn't there a problem with your felt pen bleeding through the paper?
That may be why they recommend only giving readers wax crayons
Wax crayons are great for tribal warpaint too
As well as providing alternative sources of illumination and novelty desserts for Eskimos
The new thing is using colouring pencils to do your make-up...http://www.inquisitr.com/2098361/cray...
Next they will be discussing the nutritional use of HB pencils.
Will wrote: "Next they will be discussing the nutritional use of HB pencils."Well they have more nutritional value than some of the crap on sale in the shops...
the packaging has more nutritional value that some of the stuff they sell as food
Bought another meringue on the way home. Enormous it is. Also a smoked salmon croissant. This new bakery Is dangerous.
I'm surprised it is still open if they allow smoking whilst making salmon croissants
Oh, that's where I posted! Thought I was in the morning thread!Actually, you can smoke everywhere here. And everyone does.
Some restaurants have non-smoking sections but people still smoke shisha in them. Apparently shisha doesn't count as smoking.
Patti (baconater) wrote: Some restaurants have non-smoking sections but people still smoke shisha in them. Apparently shisha doesn't count as smoking. ..."Well obviously
Not even one little tentacle?
not even the hint of a tentacletteThere might be a hint of the erotic in 'The Lines Between'
'The Adoration' is perhaps more romantic than erotic
Well Patti won't be impressed...
she's abandoned us << sob >>we're thrust out into a harsh cruel world and left to fend for ourselves
While she is having a lovely time seeing things in Peru. And eating things.
And she hasn't found the guinea pigs yet.
Giant cornish pasties as far as I can tell... what she's eating, I mean.
Peruvian pasties. And llama burgers? No, sorry, it was alpaca burgers :)Definitely not yak burgers.
And leaving the rest of us to pine slowly away.....
Anyway, I'm almost a published poet, she cannot do this to us! ;-)
I think you'll find she can.
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In all candor the same cannot necessarily be said about squid porn.
As for me, I don't even know what sort of porn squid like!