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Jim Webster, (In On a Chance! )
Gingerlily - Elephant Philosopher wrote: "Jim wrote: "Brilliant, our next Tsarina marketing move. Forget yak, we're now going for spinach salad!"Include me out!"
We've got the vegetarian option, yak cheese and spinach salad
Contains hardly any gastropod
Its the spinach im objecting to here. That stuff is the excretion of a slime deity!
I thought the only person who ever ate it was Popeye
I love it. I have the muscles to prove it! ;)
I like spinach too.
I'd like a salad with extra gastropod.
Just watched something strange happen.I don't sell in the US. Like it's a decent month if I sell a book or two.
On February 25th somebody bought Justice 4.1.
One February 26th somebody bought The Flames of the City
One February 28th somebody bought Learning a Hard Trade and Dead man riding East(Saturday, day off, weather probably bad)
On March 1st they bought Swords for a Dead Lady
Then on March 2nd they bought The Cartographer's Apprentice: Leave Them Wanting More
The fact that there has been no duplication or anything, it does look as if somebody has just bought and read their way through the lot in a long weekend!
And last night they bought war 2.2Last night I was dreaming that the reader in question is the head buyer for a Federal reading progamme encouraging young men to take literacy seriously.
Knowing my luck, it's more likely that my reader is in jail in Arkansas and I'll get blamed for assisting the inevitable jail-break
That's not very sexist of you.Couldn't possibly be a woman, eh?
Oh, I see - not very sexist. Haven't had a coffee yet! ;)
When Patti's read the book she'll realise that some women are probably organising the jail break!
Women are always bettr at organising things, Jim.
How is your teenager at organising getting out of bed on time?
18 yers and she's still useless. Women, eh?
Will wrote: "Women are always bettr at organising things, Jim."I know, they tell me :-)
Gingerlily - Elephant Philosopher wrote: "How is your teenager at organising getting out of bed on time?"Define 'on time'
Jim wrote: "Gingerlily - Elephant Philosopher wrote: "How is your teenager at organising getting out of bed on time?"Define 'on time'"
She doesn't miss the bus...
My daughter always catches the bus.Of course, I've occasionally had to chase it for up to five miles to catch it...
Saw lambs gambolling today! In celebration, I made lamb shanks for dinner.Yummy!
The perfect accompaniment to lamb is mint sauce I suspect most shepherds are great believers in it :-)
Mmm, mint sauce. It's got to be the proper stuff though, not the over vinegared 'condiment' variety.
So how are your holdouts doing Jim?
Still six of them, still holding out.Other than that we're about three quarters of the way through
Lovely piece of artwork from one of our talented group members :)https://www.goodreads.com/photo/group...
Not baaaad at all!
Your puns are getting my goat.
at least it's a change from yak yak yakkity yak
What would a sheep/yak cross look like?
Or a yeep? That sound like the yelp of surprise you make when you see one...
Ah yes. The elk of surprise. A cousin of the easily startled moose, I believe. Rarely seen outside of captivity.
Its just so easy to sneak up on it...
My post above has reminded me of something that used to be on TV during commercial breaks...Let me check YouTube.
Patti (baconater) wrote: "Won't play for me, cuz my connection is shite. You try it.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nVGmhdA..."
I just watched the woodchuck video, and they didn't chuck any wood. Thats false advertising if you ask me!
The pisstake ones are good, if I remember correctly. Will have to watch them when I've got wifi.
Gingerlily - Elephant Philosopher wrote: "Patti (baconater) wrote: "Won't play for me, cuz my connection is shite. You try it.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nVGmhdA..."
I just watched the woodchuck video, and they didn't chuck any wood...."
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
You've got to admit that my author thread is blossoming into a fully fledged nature programme!
I must look up a few elephant videos.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3c2U...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZES1...
I'd say your thread is sadly lacking in beaver.
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I need to make a list of them all so I don't forget when choosing a new book..."
That's the advantage of a physical pile of books, you can seem them sulking
They haven't mastered the electronic sulk