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Will
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Feb 08, 2015 07:05AM
Actually, I was thinking that snail jelly babies might cause Jim less aggro in the fields than his sheep do.
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I don't know what makes them UKIP - was hoping someone could tell me...
Gingerlily - Elephant Philosopher wrote: "How about Yak jelly babies. Infused with interesting lichens..."we tried them, now illegal in every country bar North Korea.
Will wrote: "They still stand up after the head is removed? ..."I'd have thought with a UKIP jellybaby, if you removed the head the entire packet would dissolve and disappear.....
Jim wrote: "Gingerlily - Elephant Philosopher wrote: "How about Yak jelly babies. Infused with interesting lichens..."we tried them, now illegal in every country bar North Korea."
Is there a black market?
Yes but they're all manufactured in North Korea :-(
Its one of those 'spot the hidden yak' pictures!
Thats because its disguised as a soldier.
Next they will disguise themselves as yaks to avoid attention.That's what I'd do.
We spend an inordinate amount of time yakking in this thread.
Well it could be worse. We could be gastropodding!
"I spent a few months gastropodding in the Himalaya in my gap year, yah"
That sounds awfully convincing Rosemary!
I thought that, too.Is that what scottish ladies hide under their kilts, I wonder? A himalayan gastropod?
An abominable suggestion!
I am now picturing a Yeti riding up and down snowy mountains on the back of a Himalayan Gastropod!
I am hoping to be able to stop picturing that at some point
you need some Merlot.
Hello peopleJust got back from a conference.
I thought with the second book I'd drift slightly from the well established yak and gastropod theme and instead just write a cracking adventure story, just to be different.
Best of luck with that Jim :)
Hey Jim!! *waves*(may have had a leetle teeny too much coffee today, tbh)
Rosemary, was there anything ... extra ... in the coffee?
No, at least I don't think so. Just quantity, and plenty of it :D
So you're not feeling that warm alcoholic glow around the ears...
Come and clean my kitchen Nosemanny.
Finished! Flash...
Jim, I have a great deal of respect for you after watching the first part of this program!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUDhL...
Rosemary (The Nosemanny) wrote: "Finished! Flash..."Looks like Dave undid all your work.
Gingerlily - Elephant Philosopher wrote: "Jim, I have a great deal of respect for you after watching the first part of this program!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUDhL..."
dagging out?
You wait until you have to clean the maggots out when a sheep's got 'fly strike' :-(
Will wrote: "How's the lambing going, Jim?"Technically it isn't supposed to start until next week but we've had a couple of early ones
Jim wrote: "Gingerlily - Elephant Philosopher wrote: "Jim, I have a great deal of respect for you after watching the first part of this program!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUDhL..."
dagging out?
You wait until you have to clean the maggots out when a sheep's got 'fly strike' :-( "
Ummm... I think I'll leave that to you Jim.
(urrrggghhh!!!)
fortunately this is something not included in War 2.2, when instead we merely have luxury, high living, and a dire warning on the dangers of letting retired librarians play with explosives
Gingerlily - Elephant Philosopher wrote: "JIm, your sheep aren't actually sheep!http://notalwaysrelated.com/wait-unti..."
I'll have to try throwing them fish or leaving them horns to honk
Can they balance on beachballs?
Chuffed to bits. Just got this email from a chap who'd bought Justice 4.1You just ruined a day’s work for me. I couldn’t put it down! Please press on with the series – I can’t wait!
My first impression was that it was rather a slim volume, The size would have been normal 30 years back, but 450 pages seems to be the average now. However, I do not feel cheated. The insights into future farming and insurance are breath-taking. I do hope your own insurers don’t get a copy...
Nice!How is the lambing going?
Gingerlily - Elephant Philosopher wrote: "Nice!How is the lambing going?"
slowly.
A couple a day, which when there's 400 to lamb before end of March means that at some point the rush is going to have to start!
David wrote: "That's great, Jim."Well I'm well chuffed :-)
Looks like a spinach salad I came home to after I left it in the bottom of my fridge before a six week holiday.
Brilliant, our next Tsarina marketing move. Forget yak, we're now going for spinach salad!
The cover looks great, I have the first on my to read list I really should get on it now the second is due out really.I need to make a list of them all so I don't forget when choosing a new book which one I wanted to potentially read next
Jim wrote: "Brilliant, our next Tsarina marketing move. Forget yak, we're now going for spinach salad!"Include me out!
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