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Rosemary (grooving with the Picts) (nosemanny) | 8590 comments I find most things can be fixed with duct tape. Or a big old nail.

Except computers.

And sheep, probably, but I haven't tried.


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Jim | 21813 comments Very little fixes sheep, but sheep netting is a decent first step along a long road


Rosemary (grooving with the Picts) (nosemanny) | 8590 comments I've always liked the look of those Hebridean sheep that eat seaweed and live on beaches, they look kind of robust. But I suspect they're probably halfway to being goats.


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Jim | 21813 comments They are, I've talked to people who've farmed them and they cannot be herded like sheep, they have to be led like goats.
Also the meat is more 'gamey' and not much like mutton


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Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Betcha they taste fishy.


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Jim | 21813 comments Apparently there is what some people call a 'metallic' hint which you can also get in hill sheep.
Never eaten them myself. The metallic hint might actually be iodine


Rosemary (grooving with the Picts) (nosemanny) | 8590 comments However it tastes, it won't be as bad as guga.


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Jim | 21813 comments Doesn't tempt me to try it to be obvious, but I'll keep it in mind for future reference :-)


Rosemary (grooving with the Picts) (nosemanny) | 8590 comments Yep, you're right. Worse :)


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Jim | 21813 comments It did suddenly occur to me, it's a story I've never told before, I was reminded of it by Patti and her yak nostrils ;-)


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David Staniforth (davidstaniforth) | 7935 comments Not sure Patti's gonna be too pleased with that aspersion cast upon her nostrils.


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Jim | 21813 comments Cast ne'er a clout till May is out


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments Hasn't May come out yet? Surely everyone knows by now...


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Jim | 21813 comments Bonny, Blithe and gay?


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Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Isn't a clout a diaper?


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Kath Middleton | 23860 comments It just means cloth - or clothes.


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Jim | 21813 comments Kath wrote: "It just means cloth - or clothes."

Yes, although it has just occurred to me that it may be one of those words that developed new meanings as it made its way across the Atlantic

In the same way that all sorts of Australians who you'd have thought knew better wear thongs


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Kath Middleton | 23860 comments Hehe! I wonder if Patti's thinking of it in the sense of 'breech-clout' which is a sort of primitive kecks.


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Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Kicks are underpants, yes?


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Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Kecks. Damn autocorrect.


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Kath Middleton | 23860 comments Pants of any sort, where I come from. Cacky-kecks was a major intellectual insult at my school.


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Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments I'll have to use that one.


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Jim | 21813 comments Kath wrote: "Pants of any sort, where I come from. Cacky-kecks was a major intellectual insult at my school."

ah the innocence of youth....


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Will Macmillan Jones (willmacmillanjones) | 11324 comments Lasted way beyond school in my village


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Jim | 21813 comments I'm afraid that having a farming background my language degenerated pretty quickly. At the age of five I told some other kid to 'stop f****** about and stop getting in everybody's sodding way'

This was what my grandfather had said to the dog the day before, and so in the fine tradition of 'monkey see-monkey do' I said it to some girl who was faffing about in the corridor.

There was utter silence and only my look of wide-eyed innocence saved me from the deluge which followed :-)


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Will Macmillan Jones (willmacmillanjones) | 11324 comments James! I'm shocked.


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments Will, why are you shocked?


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Jim | 21813 comments Will wrote: "James! I'm shocked."

That phrase was used at the time.


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Jim | 21813 comments And a review.

Well chuffed :-)

https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...


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Will Macmillan Jones (willmacmillanjones) | 11324 comments Nice one, Jim


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Jim | 21813 comments that's what I thought


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Jim | 21813 comments Comment by a friend of mine on Facebook when I was twisting his arm to read the book

"The last book I read Jim had very large print and nice pictures of teddy bears in it!!"

Now I really have to find a use for that phrase :-)


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Jim | 21813 comments A few holiday photos, no yak almost guaranteed

https://www.facebook.com/jim.webster....


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Jim | 21813 comments Some plans for new stuff etc

https://jandbvwebster.wordpress.com/2...


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments Everything is better with some yak!


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Will Macmillan Jones (willmacmillanjones) | 11324 comments All together now:
Yak, yak, yak yak, yak, yak, yak, yak

(Bloody vikings)


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments or Yakings?


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Jim | 21813 comments :-)

I'm afraid you don't get Benor and Yak in the same book


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments What? No Yak? Thats very disappointing :(


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Will Macmillan Jones (willmacmillanjones) | 11324 comments And must be an impediment to a satisfactory diet


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments You're probably going to tell me there's no gastropod either!


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Jim | 21813 comments But there are jellybabies


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments Oh, well that makes everything all right!

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/2538940/thu...


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Will Macmillan Jones (willmacmillanjones) | 11324 comments Snail shaped jelly babies?


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments Will wrote: "Snail shaped jelly babies?"

Now theres an idea!


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Will Macmillan Jones (willmacmillanjones) | 11324 comments Jim's new business project then!


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Jim | 21813 comments Gingerlily - Elephant Philosopher wrote: "Oh, well that makes everything all right!

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/2538940/thu..."


Sorry if I'm thick but what makes them UKIP?


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments How about Yak jelly babies. Infused with interesting lichens...


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Will Macmillan Jones (willmacmillanjones) | 11324 comments Jim wrote: "Gingerlily - Elephant Philosopher wrote: "Oh, well that makes everything all right!

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/2538940/thu..."

Sorry if I'm thick but what makes them U..."


They still stand up after the head is removed?


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