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[Will]

I will sit corrected, Sir, by your superior knowledge!

[M.T.]

He was an excellent Dr Who. GL, that marrow looks sentient. I'm a bit scared it may come looking for me.

Cheers

MTM

[Jim]

Strangely I've never had much to do with sentient vegetables.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

M T wrote: "He was an excellent Dr Who. GL, that marrow looks sentient. I'm a bit scared it may come looking for me.

Cheers

MTM"

Yep, A pair of googly eyes on that and who knows what would happen!

[Will]

Quick! Someone eyebomb that marrow!

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I could go to the shop tomarrow and do it, but I'm afraid I would be too late...

[Rosemary (grooving with the Picts)]

It'll probably be CEO of Tesco by tomorrow. I hear they are in trouble and a marrow might be the man for the job, with all its background grocery knowledge.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Well if it improves the selection and staffing levels in my local Tesco, I'm all for it!

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Jim wrote: "Strangely I've never had much to do with sentient vegetables."

A bit of an oxymoron?

[Jim]

Gingerlily - Elephant Philosopher wrote: "Jim wrote: "Strangely I've never had much to do with sentient vegetables."

A bit of an oxymoron?"

That was the word I was desperately trying to remember

[Will]

Gingerlily - Elephant Philosopher wrote: "Jim wrote: "Strangely I've never had much to do with sentient vegetables."

A bit of an oxymoron?"

Like honest politician?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

If you mix those up you get sentient politicians and honest vegetables...

[M.T.]

Did anyone ever see that programme the Strangerers about aliens who were plant based coming to carry out covert studies on Earth. It was hilarious.

Cheers

MTM

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Err... no. Sounds like I've missed out.

[Will]

Gingerlily - Elephant Philosopher wrote: "If you mix those up you get sentient politicians and honest vegetables..."

I've come across some very dodgy mushrooms.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Will wrote:I've come across some very dodgy mushrooms."

Were they the kind that make you see things that aren't really there...?

[M.T.]

Sounds more as if they were like Gonzo's: too cute to throw out.

[Will]

Gingerlily - Elephant Philosopher wrote: "Will wrote:I've come across some very dodgy mushrooms."

Were they the kind that make you see things that aren't really there...?"

There's a kind that doesn't?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I googled for weird mushrooms, and came up with a whole heap of them, including this

http://strangesounds.org/wp-content/u...

this

https://libbymills.files.wordpress.co...

and ...ahem...

http://www.funckr.com/genimg.aspx?fn=...

[Jim]

Cannot match them, but I think this is something I can squirrel away and in three or four years work it into a novel :-)

http://9gag.com/gag/a0P5vGd

[M.T.]

Jim that is fucking awesome. I wish it was true.

[Will]

Bet MTM is off to try it out now...

[M.T.]

Sadly, I don't have the phone number of any twats although I have the car registration of one.

Cheers

MTM

[Jim]

Certainly it's a story that would slot seamlessly into many universes as a subplot

[Patti (baconater)]

Dunno if you could carry it off, Jim.

You're not an asshole.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I'm sure he has a little asshole hidden in him somewhere...

[Patti (baconater)]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Gross

[Jim]

This used to be a nice, family thread.....

[Will]

When was that?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Will wrote: "When was that?"

Just what I was wondering...

[Jim]

We had pictures,curtains, and everything

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

These curtains

http://www.gizmodo.de/wp-content/uplo...

Murals on the walls...

http://moontrug.com/wp-content/upload...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia...

http://assets.vg247.com/current//2012...

http://cdn.twitrcovers.com/wp-content...

[M.T.]

I want that shower curtain and bath at set.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Wouldn't it be cool!

[M.T.]

It's probably a gazillions quid but yeh, it would. :-)

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Not quite a gazillion!

http://www.roobix.co.uk/lifestyle-hom...

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/1299...

[Tim]

Gingerlily - Elephant Philosopher wrote: "Not quite a gazillion!

http://www.roobix.co.uk/lifestyle-hom...

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/1299......"

Hmm... How many dollars to the pound????

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

£1 = $1.61. But then there are shipping costs as well.

I checked the US site and shipping to the UK would be at least $35.

[Jim]

Gingerlily - Elephant Philosopher wrote: "These curtains

http://www.gizmodo.de/wp-content/uplo...

Murals on the walls...

http://moontrug.com/wp-content/upload...

http://upload.wikimed..."

Murals?
That's the view out of the windows!

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Have you moved your thread to Tsarina?

[Jim]

Better class of neighbours ;-)

[Will]

Does he mean us there, Mary?

[Jim]

Remember you're talking to a chap who regards having another house within two hundred yards as 'living in each other's pockets' :-)

[Will]

Two hundred yards is 'in each others pockets' isn't it?

[Kath]

Deep pockets. (Short arms?) ;)

[Will]

Can't you tell Kath's been in Yorkshire for too long?

[Kath]

I'm still fighting it, Will! ;)

[Jim]

The problem with missionaries is that if left out in the field too long they risk going native

[Will]

Oh, I can so see Kath in a grass skirt, covered on conch shells and doing the Hula!

[Kath]

Will wrote: "Oh, I can so see Kath in a grass skirt, covered on conch shells and doing the Hula!"

Go and have a lie-down, dear!