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[David]

Jim wrote: "Nobody here but us chickens"


http://youtu.be/JAWsYfvHi1U

[Jim]

And so it begins, Tsaria, the blog tour :-)

http://willmacmillanjones.wordpress.c...

If you fancy hosting a leg of the tour (arms and other body parts may be available) let me know

[M.T.]

Jim wrote: "And so it begins, Tsaria, the blog tour :-)

http://willmacmillanjones.wordpress.c...

If you fancy hosting a leg of the tour (arms and other body parts..."

Yeeek! Which reminds me! (M T makes a sharp exit to set up Jim's post on blog)

[Jim]

Well it's not out until 1st March so it's not urgent yet!

[David]

Which body part is MT taking?

[Jim]

Virtually any

[M.T.]

Phnark. It's all done and waiting to go. The links even work and everything. I'm a great believer in doing stuff, so if you have something with a long deadline and time you still do the thing because otherwise, when the deadline comes around some enormous double decker bus sized turd flies in from left field and hits the fan and you're left trying to do everything.

Not that I'm cynical or anything but Sod makes all the laws in our house. ;-)

Cheers

MTM

[David]

That's funny, Sod comes round our place too!

[Rosemary (grooving with the Picts)]

Well of course, Sod is omnipresent.

Leading to, directly, without passing Go, omnishambles.

[M.T.]

I think my ambient stress levels are usually quite near the top of the glass.

Cheers

MTM

[Jim]

At that point it's probably time when you sat down and had a quiet glass :-)
You really want to do something creative, sit dunking a banana into a glass of Bailey's or something :-)

[Patti (baconater)]

Oh, now that sounds good Jim!

Bit early for that here though.

I'll wait til after I've had breakfast.

[Jim]

Yes very much for when the sun is over the yardarm :-)

Whereas Tia Maria in coffee is to be taken when necessary :-)

[Patti (baconater)]

Hmmm. I've not seen Tia Maria for sale here. I've not looked for it, mind.

I could do with a new bottle of Cointreau.

[M.T.]

Tia Maria with milk is very nice. Not much effect until you've had four, then the protective properties of the milk five out and it hits you all at once.

McOther was home from work at a decent time last night, McMini is still asleep and all's right with the world.

[M.T.]

Oh and Jim, d'you want to do a post for the Gumbee Guild blog on your tour?

Cheers

MTM

[Patti (baconater)]

Yes he does.

I'll let him know what he's gonna write about.

[Jim]

OK Patti, what's it going to be?

[Patti (baconater)]

Sentient volcanos. I know you can do the subject justice, unlike others.

[Jim]

Well here it is, but not on the gumbee thread because I think that needs something different

http://jandbvwebster.wordpress.com/20...

[Patti (baconater)]

You're right.

Sentient brambles.

[Kath]

Still hunting for evidence of sentient people!
Present company excepted OF COURSE!

[Jim]

And if we're looking for sentience, who'll be smart enough to take up this fabulous offer?
Who's smart enough to know what fabulous really means?

https://www.facebook.com/TsarinaSecto...

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

from 'fable'

[Jim]

That's the one :-)

[Jim]

I'm being talked about in all the best circles

http://www.rosebuz.com/?p=2280

[Jim]

And talking to tia maria

http://drewavera.wordpress.com/author...

[Jim]

It's getting close, just heard from Will, he's putting it up on Amazon as a kindle file, that means it should be available in twelve hours :-)

[Jim]

It's out!

http://jandbvwebster.wordpress.com/20...

[David]

Good luck with the new book :~)

[Jim]

Thanks David

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Yay - must go and investigate buying it.

[Pat ()]

Snapped up. Ta

[Jim]

Thanks for that :-)

[Jim]

I'm now a little shocked by just how many bloggers promised to mention the book! Most of them talked me into writing something for them.

http://suddenlytheyalldied.com/2014/0...

In this one I write about how I try and keep the plots straight

[Jim]

Such words of wisdom, such wit, such insight, how does this chap do it

http://morgenbailey.wordpress.com/201...

and at the same time retain his essential humility!

[Jim]

One thing that is intriguing me. You see I decided I'd see how fast the book got read because at some point someone is going to post 'So you've put ...... into the book!'

So I'm sort of waiting to see who spots it first :-)

[David]

I've put ellipses in all my books, Jim.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Maybe Jim put an eclipse in his by mistake...

[David]

No he definitely means the ellipses, because he wants to see who spots the spots first.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

And an author can't change his spots. No, hang on, was that an author or something else?

[David]

http://idioticautodidactic.wordpress....

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Leopard, author, same thing really...

[Jim]

I was merely copying the techniques of the master

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Which master?

[Jim]

I thought it was Witchfinder not Whichmaster?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Ringmaster. The 1000 elephants have arrived.

[Patti (baconater)]

There can be only one.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Elephant? I'm pretty sure there are 1000 of them. Although its a little difficult to count as they won't stand still in nice neat lines...

[Jim]

Gingerlily - Smiter of idiots. wrote: "Elephant? I'm pretty sure there are 1000 of them. Although its a little difficult to count as they won't stand still in nice neat lines..."

count them when they're walking ;-)

http://nimg.sulekha.com/others/origin...