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Jim Webster, (In On a Chance! )
Congrats Jim, welcome to the safkhet fold.
Yeh, I'm looking forward to reading it.
David wrote: "Well done Jim. I've done the liking bit :~)"cheers David
M.T. wrote: "Woah! Fantastic. I know you were approaching them but you kept the results close to your chest!Nice going. Have liked and ting.
Cheers
MTM"
Well I got a big chest :-)
I'm male, I can say it without sounding smutty
There are plenty of big chests around here...
Will wrote: "Congrats Jim, welcome to the safkhet fold."It's a nice change to be working with professionals who know what they're doing ;-)
M.T. wrote: "Yeh, I'm looking forward to reading it."Well the second one is about 5K short of finishing (then it merely needs ignoring for months, then editing :-)
Could well be, I'm got new fireproof curtains,walls and a floor you can clean with a high pressure hose and a fine selection of nibbles
How do you clean the floor with nibbles?
Drop them on the floor, and release the dogs.
Absolutely, now that Patti's back I want people to be extra well behaved.
Will wrote: "Drop them on the floor, and release the dogs."Who let the dogs in?
Jim wrote: "Absolutely, now that Patti's back I want people to be extra well behaved."I am always well behaved.
Yeah, and the moon is a pizza!
Gingerlily - Goodbye, and thanks for all the fish. wrote: "Yeah, and the moon is a pizza!"Good, then get it warmed up and pass the pieces round, I'm hungry
Gingerlily - Goodbye, and thanks for all the fish. wrote: "Will wrote: "Drop them on the floor, and release the dogs."Who let the dogs in?"
There's always been dogs in here. It's my thread
And it's a better thread for the canine presence Jim
Will wrote: "And it's a better thread for the canine presence Jim"Almost everything is better with dogs around.
Except me. I absolutely get why people love dogs and I love them at a distance, but close up they make me want to hurl. If a dog is going to shag a leg, it's mine, if a dog is going to aggressively stick its nose into one person's crotch and huff hot air into their fanny for the whole evening, it's mine, if a dog is only going to slubber on one person in their entire life it will be me. I don't know what it is but I seem to drive them completely mental and in a very much not good way. It's a shame. I know a couple of people who have to lock up their dogs when I visit and an absolute legion of people who should.Cheers
MTM
I've never experienced having hot air huffed into a fanny. Hence I'm perfectly contented with the dogs being around.
Will wrote: "I've never experienced having hot air huffed into a fanny. Hence I'm perfectly contented with the dogs being around."I wouldn't mind if I could meet one dog, somewhere, which would leave my girlie bits alone. As far as the canine world is concerned, clearly eau de MT fanny batter is the equivilent of... oh I dunno, eating gold dust or something equally sybaritic. Phnark. More fool them. But there you go.
I do have a phobia for slime, which does make it difficult to be around anything that a) drools and b) wants to put the drool on you.
Cheers
MTM
I think you'd be OK with my dog MT, she's a flirt with males only and doesn't drool.
And my teenager's terriers are so small that they would have difficulty reaching a midget's lady parts...
Have a few more dogshttp://farm3.static.flickr.com/2056/2...
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after those three pictures I get the urge to curl up and have a quiet nap :-)
Have to say GL, the second one with the retrievers floated my boat.
Jim wrote: "after those three pictures I get the urge to curl up and have a quiet nap :-)"Walkies! Good boy!
Will wrote: "Have to say GL, the second one with the retrievers floated my boat."Have you got yours back yet?
Not for the fjords?
Do I look like my feet are nailed to anything?
Well I didn't want to say anything...
I'm now working out how to get a bishop to thunder against me from the Pulpit.tricky one this
Couldn't you offend some people in the bible belt in the US. That might help your book take off and it looks pretty easy from the outside.
I had vague hopes of Monbiot kicking off about it. After all its got genetic engineering and stuff.
You can but try. Send it off with a covering letter saying that you think it's a disgusting travesty.
There must be another bunch of loudmouths to offend, beside the US bible belt?
Well we've got Monbiot, the US Bible Belt, I suppose I could always hit that it is a subtle erotic masterpiece
You could try hinting that it's rude about the Taliban but that might provoke slightly too much of a reaction.
Looked at dispassionately, Salman Rushdie's career hasn't suffered
Or that it holds the truth about Diana's death?
Yeh brilliant one Will. The Diana card will swing it!
I reckon a rejected fashion designer did it myself.Perhaps the new line of fashion flatcaps hadn't been selected...
A discarded flat cap found on a grassy knoll.........
Would be in a secret CIA museum by now...
Amazing what with wikileaks and snowdon and everyone, nothing has come out about JFK :-)
Apart from the usual jokes.How do we know the CIA were NOT involved in the assassination? The target died.
Just in passing Jim, I've just bought a copy of the Wodehouse for £ 2.99 on ebay, incl postage.
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Nice going. Have liked and ting.
Cheers
MTM