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[Will]

You could become an international master criminal with no fingerprints, Jim.

Or a spy.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Some criminals went through the agony of burning off their fingerprints with acid to make themselves unidentifiable. The fingerprints just grew back the same as before...

[Patti (baconater)]

i think the hardest job I've ever done was throwing bales into the loft. either that or clearing rocks out of fields. i never got yo drive the tractor, always got to walk alongside tossing stupid rocks onto the hay wagon.
still better than mucking out the barn tho

[Jim]

Gingerlily (The One and Only) wrote: "Some criminals went through the agony of burning off their fingerprints with acid to make themselves unidentifiable. The fingerprints just grew back the same as before..."

They do (well obviously I've never done anything stupid with acid) but when they wear off they just come back the same

[Jim]

Patti (Beach Bunny) wrote: "i think the hardest job I've ever done was throwing bales into the loft. either that or clearing rocks out of fields. i never got yo drive the tractor, always got to walk alongside tossing stupid r..."

I got the tractor driving job at the age of eight because I was too small to life bales :-)

[Patti (baconater)]

i was given the job of straightening the bales on the elevator at that age.
oh and cleaning the nipples on the milking machines cuz my hands fit in.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Bonding over farming jobs... how sweet ;)

[Jim]

Be careful. Patti will create an author page for you just so she can burn the curtains and sin bin it

[Will]

I was wondering if it was true, what they say about farm girls?

Jim or Patti want to comment?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I have an author page. Somewhere...

[Rosemary (grooving with the Picts)]

What do they say about land girls?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Its probably very naughty...

[Jim]

Rosemary wrote: "What do they say about land girls?"

dunno, I cannot wait to find out

[Will]

Gingerlily (The One and Only) wrote: "Its probably very naughty..."

That WAS one of the things they say, yes.

[Jim]

Anyway a touch of class, (You can tell true class, it's when you keep dark chocolate digestives in the fridge during hot weather)

http://jandbvwebster.wordpress.com/20...

[Will]

I'm a slob then. I eat them quickly, to stop them melting

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I don't eat dark chocolate digestives.

[Jim]

I wash my hands of the pair of you. I write to produce books that will encourage, uplift, educate, inform and generally raise standards.
And what do I get!
Note, that was not a question and therefore does not need an answer

[David]

Chocolate, like red wine, should be enjoyed at room temperature.

Recently tried dark chocolate by guiness. Mmmmm!

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

You get a bunch of slobs and philistines, thats what you get Jim!

[Will]

But do we need encouraging and uplifting, GL?

[Jim]

David wrote: "Chocolate, like red wine, should be enjoyed at room temperature.

Recently tried dark chocolate by guiness. Mmmmm!"

That depends entirely on the temperature of the room. Chocolate should be broken off the bar, not sipped out of the wrapper :-(

[David]

You make a good point. Melt on the tongue is good, in the wrapper, not.

[Jim]

Gingerlily (The One and Only) wrote: "You get a bunch of slobs and philistines, thats what you get Jim!"

I promote healthy exercise

"he was pleased when Alrich decided the convoy would start early on the first morning, out of first principles. As Alrich said, “What with some of them hung-over and none of them used to the routine,they’ll need an extra two hours to make any sort of distance.”
It was soon obvious that he had been right; and also that he was right to put the Tarsteps men behind the Meor party. The Tarsteps men finally lost patience and emptied a rainwater butt over their still sleeping neighbours.
The ensuing fisticuffs didn’t last long and Alrich merely commented that washing in cold water first thing in the morning should follow a brisk workout, not precede it.But generally he agreed that it was something he’d recommend to everyone.

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[Will]

Jim is promoting cold showers?

Obviously he thinks we're getting overheated!

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Jim, you can so go off a person...

[Jim]

Well I was told the Ladies liked a cold bath

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hasKmD...

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Well as long as its a handsome hunk taking it....

[Will]

Jim wrote: "Well I was told the Ladies liked a cold bath

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hasKmD..."

Does nothing for me, mate.

[Jim]

Will wrote: "Jim wrote: "Well I was told the Ladies liked a cold bath

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hasKmD..."

Does nothing for me, mate."

I must admit I've never bothered watching the scene. I know the scene exists, googled it, watched 15 seconds to check it was the right one, copied the link and closed the page :-)
I suppose that what with being the guy's stunt double I don't need to watch it

[Will]

You mean..you are Colin Firth?

Put that one about and see what it does for your sales.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

All the ladies with be firthing at the mouth!

[Jim]

Will wrote: "You mean..you are Colin Firth?

Put that one about and see what it does for your sales."

No, I'm his stunt double. He does the talking, I just do the physical stuff.

[Jim]

Gingerlily (The One and Only) wrote: "All the ladies with be firthing at the mouth!"

Look, I can lie with a straight face :-)

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I just thought of a joke too naughty to post.

Going to lie down for a while...

[Patti (baconater)]

Contemplate.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

It must have worked. I can't remember what the joke was...

[Jim]

A nice quiet respectable thread where two young ladies take tea and discuss contemplation. Finally I may be getting somewhere

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Yes but its a bit dull, isn't it...

[Jim]

Hang on, Patti's grilling squid over a fire made from burning curtains

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I'll bring in some supplies from the spam thread. And some boobs from Darren's thread.

[Patti (baconater)]

Good. I could do with a glass of milk.

[Jim]

Actually I started quite looking forward to a nice spam fritter

[Will]

I want to know if the boobs are cooked or raw before selecting

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I read that as spam filter at first!!

[Jim]

showing your youth if you think of spam filters rather than spam fritters

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Jim wrote: "showing your youth if you think of spam filters rather than spam fritters"

Its bad eyesight due to advancing age Jim. I wish it was youth!

[Jim]

snatch the compliments when you can :-)

[Jim]

And NOW, an announcement of sorts. Safkhet Publishing have decided to publish a book of mine as a paper back. 'Justice 4.1', a SF detective story, will be available for the delectation of the witty and imaginative at some point in March.

There's even a facebook page.
https://www.facebook.com/TsarinaSector

I would of course be pathetically grateful if people would go across there and 'like' it.
My cunning plan is to post bits of background, art work if I can get my thieving hands on it, that sort of thing.

[David]

Well done Jim. I've done the liking bit :~)