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Jul 22, 2013 08:35AM
Patti's pimping my author thread on facebook
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Adding chrome rims and extra lights and stuff? That would look odd on a tractor...
Even the furry dice are considered a bit infra digSo I did another blog post for her in the hope it would distract her http://jandbvwebster.wordpress.com/20...
Gingerlily (The One and Only) wrote: "Adding chrome rims and extra lights and stuff? That would look odd on a tractor..."The big exhaust pipe would work though
And when he revved the tractor I would hear it in Dublin!
But pimped vehicles run on bass don't they?
Actually heard one playing Elgar's Nimrod the other day
Blimey you get a better class of chav up north don't you.
M.T. wrote: "But pimped vehicles run on bass don't they?"Well, you wouldn't want to drink it, would you?
M.T. wrote: "Blimey you get a better class of chav up north don't you."My handing out the business cards http://jandbvwebster.files.wordpress.... is working obviously
Will wrote: "Like that one, Jim"It appealed to me somehow. Every so often you come across one of the pictures on facebook that really sums things up. I thought that was one of them :-)
pimping?must say Vietnamese whores can't hold a candle to Thai whores.
not a single one has chased us down the street ss they did in Pattaya
Patti (Beach Bunny) wrote: "pimping?must say Vietnamese whores can't hold a candle to Thai whores.
not a single one has chased us down the street ss they did in Pattaya"
obviously in matters like that I have to leave it to the experts.
But if you could give us a few lines of dialogue, they will be gratefully received and will doubtless come in useful in some future work of literature :-)
don't recall exactly what they'd shout at us but i do remember being promised that id have fun as well.enough.
i need more sleep
get off the phone then
I'll volunteer to help the next time Jim needs some research done...
Remember the stories in 'The People' which always ended with the reporter writing "We made our excuses and left." :-)
A cracking phrase which McOther and I frequently use... but about awkward situations generally, like the time I said you'd have to be a moron to call your son Perry and the people who'd invited us to dinner said, "Our Son's called Perry."Mmm...
An incident which reveals the need for research in all situations, MTM...
'Time spent in reconnaissance is seldom wasted'
prawns Jim.a blog about prawns.
Prawns!You can go off some people you know
Prawns!
Prawn porn? No!
Now I have a horrible mental image of a langoustine hanging by it's pincers off a lady's... no.
It's OK, everything is under control. I've got the idea, I just need time to write it
I'll ponder on a new topic.
Jim, your blog is on fire. And by that I mean lots of good posts, not that Patti has got at the curtains.
How many people blog to request, Jim? And I enjoy a prawn cocktail at home :D
With the curtains open or drawn, david?
She's in Vietnam. How is she going to get to his curtains from there?
Flamethrowers, ESP, or straightforward supermod powers.
She has an app on her phone...
Will wrote: "With the curtains open or drawn, david?"Open. Eat prawn and be proud!
McMini eats prawns... at least he does if you make a hugely amusing sound with fart putty each time he puts one in his mouth... he will eat many prawns like this...I eat prawns with marie rose sauce made from ketchup and helmans, seriously you can't tell the differnce. My very cool and far more household-savvy Mother in Law gave me that one!
Cheers
MTM
I make marie rose with ketchup and salad cream.
Gingerlily (The One and Only) wrote: "Hehehe, love this!http://www.powerhousemuseum.com/insid..."
That prawn needs a bigger bike, but with longer cranks on the pedals, or longer legs. Am I taking this too seriously?
David wrote: "Gingerlily (The One and Only) wrote: "Hehehe, love this!http://www.powerhousemuseum.com/insid..."
That prawn needs a bigger bike, but with longer cranks o..."
Or one of those electric bikes?
Oh just slightly David!
poor guys are out trying to clean the beach with dinky little rakes.got any stories about manual labour Jim?
Are they putting Zen patterns in the sand, patti!
Patti, I've spend my life doing manual labour, I once wore the fingerprints off my hands because of manually forking out silage at the age of 15.I can actually use a fork or a yard brush properly!
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