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[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

What happened to the triple x thread?

[Vanessa (aka Dumbo)]

It got taken off along with 'first letter, last letter'
:o(

[Jim]

Sandra wrote: "Jim wrote: "you'll be accusing her of watching sparkling vampires next"

I can't imagine she'd sink that low."

well you hear these rumours.
Not that I'm one for gossip mind.
But it makes you think...

[Sandra]

I tend to avoid thinking. It's frightening.

[Jim]

That's where you're going wrong.
Thinking is far more frightening than blue furry monsters
If as a writer you start them thinking, then you're using their imaginations as part of your book and suddenly you're putting together special effects that the CGI people can only dream about

[Sandra]

It's certainly something to think about..

[David]

Dusturbing picture prevented all proceeding posts entering my head. How does one even begin to search for such a thing?

[Sandra]

It's probably stored on her favourites.

[David]

Looks like a commissioned piece to me.

[Jim]

David wrote: "Looks like a commissioned piece to me."

I don't even want to know how you go about commissioning one.
I may never eat popcorn again

[Simon (Highwayman)]

Vanessa wrote: "Patti (Fluffy) wrote: "OIY. What's with all this thread creep?

The topic under discussion was PORN.

Sheesh."


I've had my wings clipped where porn's concerned...I miss the Triple X thread... *sn..."

I have no problem with discussing porn. Those threads were removed because they had ceased to be a discussion and had turned into a listing of X rated words. It was difficult to even detect sentences.

[Will]

Now look what you lot have done!

You've attracted the moderators!

[Patti (baconater)]

And rather attractive moderators they are.

[Jim]

Patti (Fluffy) wrote: "And rather attractive moderators they are."

So rumour insists

[Jim]

Will wrote: "Now look what you lot have done!

You've attracted the moderators!"

Moderators incoming
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz3Cc7...

[Will]

What, like tracer bullets?

[Jim]

Will wrote: "What, like tracer bullets?"

If your thread is quiet, and you sit silently in the middle of it, you'll hear the 'Ride of the Valkyries' playing as the moderators fly past the end of your thread on their way to deal with some other poor beggar.

Never before seen footage of the moderators dealing with a drive-by spammer thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phzRY0...

When you're sin-binned, you're sin-binned! ;-)

[Will]

*Runs for cover*

Did you have to show Patti that???

[Jim]

Will wrote: "*Runs for cover*

Did you have to show Patti that???"

you mean she's too young sweet and innocent to have thought of it for herself?

[Sandra]

*Doubles over laughing*

[Will]

*Steps further away from sandra*

[David]

When Sandra laughs we get two of her. That's scary. Like Gremlins when wet, but bigger.

[Sandra]

*Steps closer to Will*

Why is that scary, David? Double the fun!

[Jim]

Sandra wrote: "*Doubles over laughing*"

don't turn your back

[M.T.]

Lordy lord, I'm just reeling at the octopus man. That's... That's... although he has a very nice body, have you got one where he's put the octopus to one side? Phnark, snorfle, snicker.

Cheers

MTM

[M.T.]

Oh plop look! That was ages ago. There's a whole new page. OK then everyone as you were.

[Sandra]

Don't worry, it's still ripe in our minds. Hard to forget, really.

[M.T.]

I think what's so scary is that while while both could be described as 'tasty' the combination is really disturbing. I mean, I'd be quite happy to put the gentleman in bed but the octopus would definitely be going in the stew pot.

Hmm...

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I though the B52s were a nice sunny pop gtoup!!

[Jim]

M.T. wrote: "I think what's so scary is that while while both could be described as 'tasty' the combination is really disturbing. I mean, I'd be quite happy to put the gentleman in bed but the octopus would def..."

Well I did try and restore order by providing a link with the recipe (for the Octopus, the other other bits, you're on your own, (Metaphorically))

[Sandra]

Don't get those locations mixed up MTM.

[David]

I think your thread is just getting too wierd :~/

[Sandra]

I don't think that's possible. Too weird? For us? Yeah right!

[David]

Popcorn to octoporn; where does it go from there?

[Sandra]

Poctoporn?

[Will]

David wrote: "Popcorn to octoporn; where does it go from there?"

Left handed geraniums.

[David]

>8-)

[Jim]

David wrote: "Popcorn to octoporn; where does it go from there?"

Down probably

[Jim]

Will wrote: "David wrote: "Popcorn to octoporn; where does it go from there?"

Left handed geraniums."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU8NtL...

[David]

Now I'm really confused :~/

[Sandra]

Me too. I'm kind of just waiting for the confusion to pass. It could be a while.

[Jim]

Sandra wrote: "Me too. I'm kind of just waiting for the confusion to pass. It could be a while."

Do I detect an air of calm? Excellent. Some music to create atmosphere, a glass of fine wine, a dish of candied shrimps and I shall return once more to the work in progress. My muse calls me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMjrp6...

[Sandra]

I had to calm down as I almost fell off my sofa earlier. I know there isn't far to fall, but it was a frightening moment.

[Jim]

Sandra wrote: "I had to calm down as I almost fell off my sofa earlier. I know there isn't far to fall, but it was a frightening moment."

Just to help you stay calm you might like to read an article about a poor little rich girl

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/art...

[Sandra]

That time I fell off completely.

[Jim]

You should have heard what my lady wife said. After she recovered the power of speech.
You see, you meet all sorts on this thread.

[M.T.]

Jim wrote: "Sandra wrote: "I had to calm down as I almost fell off my sofa earlier. I know there isn't far to fall, but it was a frightening moment."

Just to help you stay calm you might like to read an artic..."

Lord above. If you have a six figure salary and those kinds of debts you have been living beyond your means. I wake up sweating if I take more than a month to pay off my credit card bill. Then again, I've seen at first hand what happens when loans go wrong. If you live on the never-never, eventually something's going to have to give and usually that something's you.

So I can feel their pain but I'm not hugely sympathetic either... Then again, my family's old money-no money in that each generation has done well but each generation has also made its own. Except me.

Cheers

MTM

[M.T.]

Sandra wrote: "That time I fell off completely."

Phnark, I'm not surprised. I'm already sitting on the floor, luckily. The Daily Mail really is full of toss isn't it?

cheers

MTM

[Sandra]

It really is. I best sit on the floor if ever any more links to their site are presented to me.

[Jim]

I'm afraid that if she told me the sob story in person I'd struggle not to burst out laughing. Her fixed costs of living must be astronomical. No kids, Brenda worked out her house is worth £350k on that sort of mortgage, so it's only 3.5 times income which is hardly excessive.
What on earth is the money going on?