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The Undead Heart
Rebecca Stockdale had enough issues in her life; parents that hated her for the strange abilities that she had been born with, she was about to move away from her sister and only friend, Bev, and she had had a really bad date that would change her forever.
Just when she was about to escape the drama that she had always lived in, Richard, a vampyre, walked into her life and shattered her reality with one request; travel back in time to 1888 to stop a psychopathic vampyre bent on revenge and save the family she never knew she had.
She would be joined on her journey by a band of vampyre hunters. Hunters who, centuries ago, had vowed to slay all vampyres. A vow they set aside to protect the family that they had come to love, knowing that the outcome of that decision would be an eventual battle. A battle of decapitation and blood; a battle they may not survive.
She was leaving a life she would kill to get away from for a family she would gladly die to protect, but could she do it? Could she make it back alive? Did she possess the strength and courage it would take to change the past and save their future?
She was about to find out.
The Undead Heart is a tale of love, life, horror, humor and family and is the first novel in the complete 3 book Blood Thirst Series.
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Going on free promotion on Jan 30. 2015!!!!I'm a high school student and this is my first published work.
"Sailing from Innocence"
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BROKEN WINGS: FREE days coming up January 30 & 31.
Ian Welch This is my fourth novel, don't miss this opportunity.Ian Welchhttp://www.amazon.com/Broken-Wings-Ia...
Take a large dose of a suspense thriller, add in a mysterious accident or is it a cold blooded murder? Exact the most spine chilling revenge imaginable. Dust with a sprinkling of romance. All co-exist surrounded by swirling series of family crisis. The captivating result, Broken Wings.
Basil wrote: "Going on free promotion on Jan 30. 2015!!!!I'm a high school student and this is my first published work.
"Sailing from Innocence"
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_nos......"
Hi,
I wanted to let you know that I have a special promotion on Kindle coming up where my 8 Cooking ebooks will available for free.
All 8 ebooks will be Free on Friday (30 Jan, 2015). If you are interested to do review swap with me then please inbox me with the following information:
• Your eBook link
• Your Profile link
• Date when your book will be free.
I will put all these information into my review swap list.
Thank you!!
~Sadia Saeed
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Hi,
I wanted to let you know that I have a special promotion on Kindle coming up where my 8 Cooking ebooks will available for free.
All 8 ebooks will be Free on Friday (30 Jan, 2015). If you are interested to do review swap with me then please inbox me with the following information:
• Your eBook link
• Your Profile link
• Date when your book will be free.
I will put all these information into my review swap list.
Thank you!!
~Sadia Saeed
James wrote: "Book free on Kindle for 5 day today to Thurs Amazon http://www.amazon.com/Lord-Shadows-Ri...
Please lea..."
James best of luck with the promotion and at the end of it, do share your experience on my blog post that deals with what worked, what didn't and how I went about it for my own first-time free-book and kindle countdown deal promotions:
https://www.goodreads.com/author_blog...
So feedback from authors going through the process would be good, timely and useful and will help us all learn from each other.
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Calling all Chick-lit/Women's Fiction fans - Delayed by Mary Chris Escobar is permanently free at Amazon!http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00GBOTK6O/
I would be so grateful for your honest reviews.
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Hi everyone i am having a free promotion for my book Meghan tomorrow February 1st so check it out and thanks.
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Hi, gang. I have a free book out for today only. It's called Dinosaur Prison World. The intention was to pay respect to the Edgar Rice Burroughs Pellucidar novels, but also to make sure the animals I used in the book were as scientifically accurate as I could make them. So if you fancy a bit of dinosaur pulp, a mystery or just a bit of harmless fun, check out the link below.For Ashley Honeywood, exile to a prison world means having to prove herself a survivor. Becoming the prison’s greatest pit-fighter affords her more respect than she ever had as a free woman; and that she’s forced to fight dinosaurs only adds to the thrill of combat. When her lover Garret Seward, the owner of the only decent eatery in the bayou, vanishes in a dinosaur attack, Honeywood heads out to find him. Intending to go alone, she is wary of the team she’s made to lead. There’s no one in the prison she trusts, for her rivals know the swamp is the perfect place for Honeywood to disappear.
One eye on her team, the other on the dinosaur-infested swampland, Honeywood discovers she must travel farther than any of the prisoners have ever ventured before. However, the longer she follows the trail of the damned, the deeper she comes to realise there’s more to Seward’s disappearance than any of them could ever have realised.
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Thanks for anyone who gives it a go!(And if you liked it, a rating would be appreciated. :-) I don't have any yet for this particular book.)
Hello, everyone. FREE download!To all of you interested in the topic of “self help” and psychology in general I am happy to introduce a book called “Living without False Guides”. This book may be of particular interest to those of you that are tired of trite and trivial reflections on psychology related topics.
Something special to inspire you explore a human truth. The mental trick that can help you Solve a many problem.
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My new book, "Social Media Rules," tells Social Media pros how to identify those few, key market segments -- those that offer the greatest opportunity for long-term revenue, growth & profitability. It also explains how to craft a short, memorable, persuasive Value Proposition -- one that sets you above and apart from competition. Neil Mahoney
Hey guys, please check out my first ever book, FREE to download till through February 10th."Do it Better! 30 often overlooked and undervalued fitness concepts, behavior tricks, and habits."
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All reviews are welcome of-course, as are any comments or questions.
Thanks guys!
Don't forget: "Social Media Rules" is a new book on Amazon.
The second book in the Game Warden Tony Leach suspense/thriller series, THE RIVER, is available free on Amazon today and tomorrow.http://www.amazon.com/River-Tony-Leac...
My ebook "In the Blink of an Eye: September 11th Stories" is free for today only! Check it out here: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00MY9VFOUI would appreciate reviews as well!
Tiberius Found the first part of The Emperor Initiative series is now free as an ebook! It's a near-future Young Adult action/adventure that follows a 16-year-old boy who discovers that he's been genetically engineered, and those responsible want him back. It's been described as "Alex Rider meets Jason Bourne."Available on Amazon, Kobo, iTunes and Barnes & Noble.
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"Social Media Rules" explains how to target your best prospects and craft messages the set you above and apart from the competition. Neil Mahoney
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My sci fi apocalypse book "Tomorrow is Gone" is currently free on amazon for today onlyhttp://www.amazon.com/dp/B00TJ5DUIQ
I am making it free in hopes of getting my first few reviews as the book is new and completely unknown, thanks for your time!
Hi Huw. Tried to download it in Aus. It wouldn't let me. Copied and pasted you title and went to Amazon Aus. No luck.
John wrote: "Hi Huw. Tried to download it in Aus. It wouldn't let me. Copied and pasted you title and went to Amazon Aus. No luck."Hi John, I'm sorry to hear that, I've looked on the Amazon.Au page and it's listing at $0.00 so I'm not sure what's wrong there, If you have no luck and you still want it Pm me your email address and I will send you a pdf copy right away
Hello,If you suffer from Chronic Pain, or know someone who does, please checkout my book, Back Story: Breaking the Cycle of Chronic Pain.
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Back Story is my personal health journey in seeking an end to decades of chronic back pain, plantar fasciitis, sciatica, and other discomforts. I believed that I was suffering from some sort of musculoskeletal disease, which over time left me feeling quite hopeless; until I discovered what the problem was for all of those years.
The pain was caused by a lack of oxygen to the contracted muscles in the back and elsewhere. Until the oxygen and blood flow was restored, the pain would continue. Once I was able to break that tension-contraction-restricted blood flow-lack of oxygen pattern, everything changed. This is the cause of many people's chronic pain.
I developed a simple series of practices which completely cured my muscle tension, and ceaseless pain.
It would be my great joy to help others overcome their chronic pain.
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My book is called: BALADA: When my eyes are weighed with sleep I quench the evening candle's glow: When war rages across the universe, which side are you on?It's free till monday, february 23rd, midnight PST.
It's abaout a massive galactic conflict, between the Empire, the Federation and the Republic.
Think about it like: The Confederacy Vs the British Commonwealth Vs Red China IN SPACE!
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I have a book that I will give free to members of Goodreads. It is entitled: SEX EDUCATION FOR ADULTS SECRETS TO AMAZING SEX AND HAPPILY EVER AFTER TOO.All you need to do is to send me a request to marriagecoach1@yahoo.com.
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Free on Kindle for February. The Broken is a middle-grade supernatural thriller.http://www.amazon.com/Broken-Skia-Chr...
Thank you ahead of time for any downloads!
Fantasy of frost has a 4.8 Amazon star rating with over 60 reviews.http://www.amazon.com/Fantasy-Frost-T...
AND it is FREE on the 24th and 25th of February. So get in now! It's a good chance to download as I am also running a $50 amazon voucher giveaway at the moment for any verified reviews left by March 11th. The details for this are below.
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I really don’t know how many people will enter this draw. So you could have a great chance at winning. Yay!
To have your chance at this AWESOME prize you simply need to do the following.
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Please be aware any entries past Midnight on March 11th 2015 (EST) will not be included in this draw, so don’t be late, I don’t want to be mean
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FREE on Amazon through Sunday!!! (2/25 - 3/1)
A modern-day woman torn by her illusive dreams awakens to a strange life in 1943, hurdled against the throes of destruction in wartime Berlin. Following a haphazard trail of clues, she discovers her new identity as Alina Feuer, code-named Sparrow, a famous entertainer seducing a high-ranking SS officer to gather vital information for the Allies.
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My book Balada will be once more free this weekend from february 28th PST midnight to march 1st.This is it's summary:
On Caliupus 27th, Imperial year 1898, Federal year 3941, and Republican year 953 on the small home world of the Tolstoy sector, a Federal fleet clashed for less than 3 hours with an Imperial one. This small battle which was the first shot in The Great War was situated above a place called Graperust Manor, owned by a Novo Albetan lawyer called William Murasaki Kuckluck.
After the Battle of Graperust, mister Murasaki said that he had enough of the whole affair and decided to move his family 560.000 light-years to a town called New Hope within the Tremera system, to a house called Woodgrom Courthouse with the intention of avoiding the war in its entirety.
Years later the commanders of the belligerent forces came to that very same courthouse to sign the ending of all hostilities. So when it was over Mr Murasaki could boast that the war began on his front lawn porch and ended in his backyard gazebo.
The Great War raged across millions of star systems, billions of planets and trillions of light years, within it farm workers from Nova Bronze City of the Towar System, clashed with fisherman from Seshrim 9, lawyers and schoolteachers from the Brumbaki Plains of Bulla 8 with doctors and accountants from The Tjigu asteroid cluster.
Whole nations and ways of life would disappear only to be replaced by new ones and within this age of chaos great heroes and villains would emerge, several sentients would join the war, each from the three superpowers, they would be at the most crucial and most bloody of the battles and somehow survive them all, and give testimony of just how unrealistic reality could become.
A smuggler would save a country , a shadow warrior would emerge from the darkness, a rebel would reshape the galaxy, a sentient would change the way things were forever, and a potions brewer who did not go a single day to military school would become the greatest commander the known universe had ever seen or perhaps would ever see. So the sands of time flowed and with their passing the universe changed forevermore.
Grand Scholar and Great War Expert Djanus Todomari
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Its FREE from February 25, 2015 to February 26, 2015I am promoting my free book Power Of Positive Thinking Book: Tips, Tricks & Traps, 7 Action Steps To Change Your Outlook For Your Best Year Ever
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Here's my book:BALADA: When my eyes are weight with sleep I quench teh evening candle's glow.
"When war rages across the universe, which side are you on?"
It's free untill monday!
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It's about an interstellar war, where magic instead of technology has been used to tame the stars
**Read for free March 1-2 only**Insidious Prophecy, Titans Series Book 1 by JH Terry
Fallible gods regress into myopic squabbles as a catastrophic evil emerges to conquer all. Only one Earthling prophesied possesses the fortitude to thwart it.
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Struggling to find the right balance between loving his sons and upholding justice, David is silent when Amnon rapes his daughter, Tamar, and when Absalom lures Amnon to his death. These crimes go unpunished, because a mysterious change has come upon the king, which his court scribes note even before he does. In the past he had to explain his actions, such as the affair with Bathsheba, to them. Now, they want to understand the opposite thing: his lack of action.
In families other than his, such matters may be a mere matter of gossip. Yet when assault, incest, and murder occur in the king’s family, they affect matters of the state. David is toppled from his throne and must escape from the son he adores, Absalom.
Even as he finds a way to quell the revolt and come back to the City of David, the road ahead seems unclear. How will he find the right successor amongst his remaining sons, the one who will connect to him and continue his legacy?
This is volume III of the trilogy The David Chronicles, told candidly by the king himself. David uses modern language, indicating that this is no fairytale. Rather, it is a story that is happening here and now.
My new short story, "What's In A Name?" is free through March 6th!A quest borne of a feckless promise!
A troop of elf rangers must outsmart the dangers that lurk deep in the heart of Thunderer to make good the King's wedding commitment to his blushing bride. Armed with mystical knowledge, they face a danger that has bedeviled the most intrepid of adventurers for centuries!
This action packed short story will leave you wondering 'What's In A Name?'
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Hey guys, Solea Razvan here, the second book in my BALADA: A Symphony of Eternity series just came out.It's called:
BALADA: And leave the ticking clock alone the path of time to go: The first spark of war is lit, but even that tiny spark is a fire that incinerates all!
Here's the summary:
Excerpt from the diary of Private Raz V’a van,
“We were the legionaries of Malus, The World Breaker”
To the west side of our position, we gazed at the source of the light and saw that it was a column of chariots charging the rear of the enemy. Above it, a massive multiheaded dragon formed entirely of hellfire flew as the great body of our allies charged the Federal’s rear.
The sight was greeted with a resounding cheer from our side and the breaking of ranks and desertion from the enemy, since the Hellfire Dragon was one of the most powerful fire attacks used in battle. On top of that, since our chariots where now sweeping the enemy from behind it meant that the Federal and Volunian chariots had been defeated and if that wasn’t enough, the cherry on top soon followed. For right in the speartip of that formation, riding a topless spider-wolf-jeep was none other than our new fleet commander. Oh yes, The Fox of Marengo himself was leading the charge. That sight of destruction was one of the most beautiful things I saw that whole month.
Private Raz V’a van, Imperial Logistic and Engineer Corps.
Extract from the book “Confessions, an Admirals tale volume I”
‘Scuze me, but could we please turn this massive fleet around so I can pulverize some boots, a water bottle, a ration pack and compass so as to not insult the raging killer coming at us, since I realized the enemies true number, for I was too stupid to turn the report page and saw that he has 35.000 ships instead of 350, and I don’t want to make him mad!’
Metternich per Pelasgiamus, Freelance Potions Maker
“Come on! What does heaven have against peaches!” the young commodore mentally lamented as he gazed at the magic field map on the spider-wolf-jeep’s backseat dashboard to see what was going on.
"“By the Glory Hole of Saint Epusculatus, it’s our comm’ander himself, bless ye sir, we din’ think you’d be the ‘one ta save us!”
"This made my stomach ache even worse, since I was now isolated from our main army and going back there while a battalion of elite shock troopers, old but still very deadly, where left unchecked in the woodland just to the right of me, was not a very delightful way to spent a lovely thunderstorm riddled morning such as this. "
“Tardiness, sloppy pursuit!? Compared to what, a bolt of lightning?”
“Transmit the following: ‘Spare no expense and blast them to Oblivion!’ Also Werner, get your Berets down there, it’s been almost five minutes since your soldiers decimated the enemy and that’s just bad business for us!” Metternich said to Butz and Von Braun.
Metternich also ordered Butz to join the main army so he could bravely lead his soldiers. Preferably from behind as many bodies between him and the enemy as they are available of course, preferably a few light years away, but then, we all do things that we don’t like from time to time.
“Sir, I think you might have hit your head in the fight, since what you just suggested is insane!” Dalius spoke up.
“We’re in the military commodore; insanity is a requirement for the job.”
The book will be free from friday march 6 to sunday march 8.
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Hey huys, just a reminder, the second book in my BALADA: A Symphony of Eternity series is out and will be free from march 6th to march 8th.It's called:
BALADA: And leave the ticking clock alone, on the path of time to go.
"he first spark of war is lit, but even that tiny spark is a fire that incinerates all!"
Here's the summary:
Excerpt from the diary of Private Raz V’a van,
“We were the legionaries of Malus, The World Breaker”
To the west side of our position, we gazed at the source of the light and saw that it was a column of chariots charging the rear of the enemy. Above it, a massive multiheaded dragon formed entirely of hellfire flew as the great body of our allies charged the Federal’s rear.
The sight was greeted with a resounding cheer from our side and the breaking of ranks and desertion from the enemy, since the Hellfire Dragon was one of the most powerful fire attacks used in battle. On top of that, since our chariots where now sweeping the enemy from behind it meant that the Federal and Volunian chariots had been defeated and if that wasn’t enough, the cherry on top soon followed. For right in the speartip of that formation, riding a topless spider-wolf-jeep was none other than our new fleet commander. Oh yes, The Fox of Marengo himself was leading the charge. That sight of destruction was one of the most beautiful things I saw that whole month.
Private Raz V’a van, Imperial Logistic and Engineer Corps.
Extract from the book “Confessions, an Admirals tale volume I”
............‘Scuze me, but could we please turn this massive fleet around so I can pulverize some boots, a water bottle, a ration pack and compass so as to not insult the raging killer coming at us, since I realized the enemies true number, for I was too stupid to turn the report page and saw that he has 35.000 ships instead of 350, and I don’t want to make him mad!’
Metternich per Pelasgiamus, Freelance Potions Maker
................“Come on! What does heaven have against peaches!” the young commodore mentally lamented as he gazed at the magic field map on the spider-wolf-jeep’s backseat dashboard to see what was going on.
........................"“By the Glory Hole of Saint Epusculatus, it’s our comm’ander himself, bless ye sir, we din’ think you’d be the ‘one ta save us!” ...........................................
................"This made my stomach ache even worse, since I was now isolated from our main army and going back there while a battalion of elite shock troopers, old but still very deadly, where left unchecked in the woodland just to the right of me, was not a very delightful way to spent a lovely thunderstorm riddled morning such as this. ".......................
.............“Tardiness, sloppy pursuit!? Compared to what, a bolt of lightning?” ....................
...............“Transmit the following: ‘Spare no expense and blast them to Oblivion!’ Also Werner, get your Berets down there, it’s been almost five minutes since your soldiers decimated the enemy and that’s just bad business for us!” Metternich said to Butz and Von Braun........................
........................Metternich also ordered Butz to join the main army so he could bravely lead his soldiers. Preferably from behind as many bodies between him and the enemy as they are available of course, preferably a few light years away, but then, we all do things that we don’t like from time to time..................
...........“Sir, I think you might have hit your head in the fight, since what you just suggested is insane!” Dalius spoke up.
“We’re in the military commodore; insanity is a requirement for the job.”
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