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May 19, 2012 02:48PM

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RJ: Dog? Let me at'em! I'll tear it apart! I'll singe it's tail and then tie it around it's neck and throw it off a cliff!
Me: ..... you're such a stupid charrie.
RJ: HOW DARE YOU! *pulls out a machette and a match and runs after Dawn*
Me: *drops a cardboard box on RJ* Oops.

RJ: *inside box* LION!!!!
*cardboard box goes up in flames*
Me: Stupid chipmunk....

Damon: Chipmunks are stupid and almost as useless as humans

RJ: Stupid. Useless. Human. THOSE ARE THE MOST PATHETIC WORDS I'VE EVER HEARD! *he kicked a hole through the box and ran towards Damon, flinging his flaming match and his mini machette* RAHHHH!!!

Damon: *doesn't move just whistles* Jackle, Max Attack
Makayla: What the hell is happening here?!

Jesse: *sighs and looks at the wood in his hand - He looks up and spots Makayla - starts carving, ending up with a rose* My Lady! *bows* You are quite a stunning sight, your eyes hold my soul still for fear of your rejection. *gives his carved rose to her*

Makayla: *turns to Jesse* Um thank you? *takes carved rose with a confused look*

Jake: Where are we? I was just in the Shadow Court...
Me: You're in a dystopia, sweetie.
Jake: I'm going to kill you.

RJ: *yelps and runs back to Dawn - suddenly timid*
Me: *watches RJ with an exasperated expression - glances up and spots Jesse* ........ DIE!!!!!!! *runs at him and pulls him to the ground in a headlock* WHATA YOU DOING HERE MONSTER?!?!?!
Jesse: I didn't do anything!!!
Me: To heck ya did! Blasphamous rat!
Jesse: I thought I was a handsome devil!
Me:...... DIE!!!!

Me: What's wrong with being a rat? I pride myself on my official Plague Rat status.

Jake: That's because Randy isn't here.
Me: ... This is what happens when I bring my other roleplay characters into the mix.


Jake: Eat... Randy? What? Randy almost killed me...

*silence*
Me: *ahem*
*silence*
Me:... *-_-
*silence*
Me: GET UP HERE RIGHT NOW OR I DELETE YOU!
Xander: I can't believe I was the first one you thought of when you heard "corrupt"....
Me: *smirk* Dani, I introduce you to the most vile, corrupting, smooth-talking charrie I've ever created (only on GR).

Aw... Don't worry Dani. ^-^ I won't let Xander talk to you until you're ready. Let's say... tomorrow after school?

Amma: ... This is this the second character-self chat you've dragged be into, Sa-
Me: *tackles* YOU WILL NEVER REVEAL MY NAME!
Amma: You- dirty- brute!

Amma: DON'T YOU DARE TURN ME INTO A THING OF PITY!
Me: Well. You certainly have quite a bit of energy.
Amma: Did you see yourself this morning? "Oh, I just ADORE little children! Oh, why hello there, I secretly like you, kid from my class, and my name is-"
Me: WELL AT LEAST I DON'T GO INSANE WHEN I GET DUMPED AND KILL PEOPLE!
Amma: ...

George: One good thing came out of it. I got to laugh my head off watching this.
Me:True, true. I heard there was popcorn. Where is it?

Amma: Nothing new there.
Me: This stupid mind of mine made you.
Amma: Am I supposed to be grateful?

1 - What the fluffy rubber ducky.
2 - Oh my squeaking rainbow pianos.
3 - Moo.
4 - Logologologologologologolog!
Xander/Jesse/RJ: *drag Dawn down and ducktape her mouth*


George: What the heck? Collecting rubber ducks? What has the world turned into?
Me: You judger.

Amma: That's low, even for you.
Me: Can somebody throw rubber animals at her?

Me: X, here's some ground rules. 1. No interaction with females in here until I allow you to.... eh. That it's it. I trust you beyond that.
Jesse/RJ: *desperatly and pleadingly stare at Dawn* Us too.....?
Me:..... Since you asked, yeah.
Jesse: *dies*
RJ: .... Fine. *takes out match and lights up his own fur and dances around laughing and chanting*

Me: *horrified* I.... R..J... Um.... WHO INVITED YOU?! *whacks Chess with newspaper*
Me: *looks up* OH! New person! *runs and glomps Red*
Glomp: A word that means extreme hug, in basic terms.
First brought forth by Seraph, if my memory is correct.