VAMPIRES DO NOT FREAKING SPARKLE

[Max]

OK, I have had enough of Stephenie Meyer's abuse of the vamps!
I know that they don't get on mountains, rip their shirts off, then sparkle, and say this is what a killer looks like! more what a whiny, angry looser looks like.
WE MUST ERADICATE THE TWI-TARDS!!!!!

[Daisy]

I MEAN SERIOUSLY even if vampires DIDN'T drink human blood they wouldn't be as much of a prude!

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

I thought you were supposed to be asleep Rose? *huggles Rose and Hoodie*

[Max]

In truth, you have to feel bad for the vamps in her story. They probably DON'T want to suck animals' blood. They aren't the problem, again Stephenie Meyer is!

[Sarah]

Vampires sparkling is the most ridiculous, effeminate characteristic Steph could give them. Thirteen year old girls with too much body glitter sparkle; no one else does. Who would seriously be afraid of anything that sparkles?

[Ain020596]

unsurprisingly-none.

[Sarah]

I meant no offense to the 13 year-olds here, I realize not all of you wear body glitter or sparkle. Maybe that was more prevalent when I was thirteen. Ten years ago... Jesus, that makes me feel old.

At any rate, my point was that sparkling is the worst characteristic to give any vampire ever.

[Ain020596]

HEY! I'm 13!!! And I know what bullshit twilight is!:) I dont think its because of the age, but rather the mental capacity. You can see 40-yr olds crazy bout twilight as well...Sick.

[[deleted user]]

I know.....Im 12 so...Im not that offended

[Sarah]

"Twi-moms" are about the creepiest thing in existence.

[Jesse]

Dear god those exsist?! Thats terrifying

[Jesse]

God... have mercy...

[Sarah]

Yeah. They exist. It makes me lose faith in humanity and I question whether "twi-moms" have the ability to competently raise children.

I've even found one that's a seller on Etsy.com who sells a service to "Cullen-ize" photos you send her. Looking at the photos I can tell they are a few simple photoshop filters. She charges people $10 for this. I can't decide if it's stupidity or evil genius.

[Monique]

Good lord...

I had lost all faith in the vampire genre but the I watched Trueblood and was pleasantly surprised...Read the book too, was not brilliant bit compared to Twilight it's Shakespeare.

[Monique]

My sister is a Twi-mom....creepy

[Ry]

I don't wear body-glitter or junk like that. And I'm a 12 year old girl! Why does a supposed-to-be-tough vampire sparkle??? That's not normal or cool!

[[deleted user]]

It's weird.....

[I*rule*all]

Oh. My. Freaking. God. *starts crying* I thought I was the last of the sensible 13-year-olds, but I'm not! WE CAN BE REBORN!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
And the only character worth talking about is Alice. She was well made, and, in my opinion, a good actress choice, but unfortunatley, she was ignored by S.M. WTFF?
(what thefreaking fuck?!)

[[deleted user]]

... alice was the only character that was even the slightest bit interesting, but thats cuz i like reading about ppl in the wacky shack

[Ain020596]

I*rule*all wrote: "Oh. My. Freaking. God. *starts crying* I thought I was the last of the sensible 13-year-olds, but I'm not! WE CAN BE REBORN!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
And the only character worth talking about is Al..."

YEAH! 13 year olds, REUNITE!!! And twelve year old too!!!! We'll decimate 'em!!!!

[I*rule*all]

WOOOOO! I CALL THE BAZOOKA AND FLAMETHROWER!!! *cocks bazooka* Let's kill those mother fuckers.

[Simona--]

:)
exactly.

Umm I totally agree with the title "Vampires Do Not Freaking Sparkle" but haven't we been over this a few times? It's one of our main arguements, so it's really not necessary to make a whole discussion about this. I think that everyone in this group knows that we will all agree.
;p

[Becky]

well yeah....every kid knows that, and I knew that since I was like 5, listening to grandma's tales and stuff.
edward's of course, more of a loser and...bag. in fact, if you sparkle and you have a bit of dignity you wouldnt walk around and go "hey i'm sparkling, see?"

[I*rule*all]

sry. But, I still say we kill em all.

[Simona--]

LOL. I do NOT disagree.

[Max]

Haven't been on in a while, and I thought I was the last of the sensible 13 year- olds. Or, rather one who wouldn't die for freaking Twilight. Oh and don't close this topic. Thanks!

[*Sklip*]

vampires should SPARKLE!!!!

it totally ruins the whole definition of "vampire"

when a NORMAL person thinks of vampires, they think of fast, exotic, hunters....not sparkling freaks

[Ain020596]

Well, when i think "Vampire!" I think "RAAAWR!" and *Bite* "Yikes!"...
...But maybe I'm not normal....

[I*rule*all]

I-CAN'T-GET-SSPARKLEY-VAMPIRES-OUTTA-MY-HEAD!!!! *bangs head into wall*

[Laura]

and another thing..i'm from romania, and i grew up here and i'm very familiar with the "vampire" concept. All the vampire stories started after Vlad Tepes died (who was named Vlad Dracul, and then Dracula), because he's known for his inhuman cruelty. Impalement was and is one of the most gruesome ways of dying imaginable, as it was typically slow and painful and it was he's favorite method to torture all the thieves.
anyway..i've heard a lot of vampire rumors and stories ..i've heart anything BUT the sparkling thing, which is just a way to attract stupid kids.

[[deleted user]]

Ugh I can imgian it

Guy: Twilight rocks!
Imgagionary Twilight hater: No, it doesnt and you know it......
Guy: SHUT UP! Edward is awesome and Bella is my dream girl friend!
ITH: *Imagionary barf* Bella is a wimp and Edward is a cold, indiffrent, sparkling vergion vegetarian
Guy: SHUT UP OR I WILL DRAIN YOU DRY AND TURN YOU INTO THE UNDEAD!
ITH:........

[I*rule*all]

Oh, geez, I was afraid he was going to beat thecrap out of me.

[Max]

Sparkling infuriates me

[I*rule*all]

KILL THE SPARKLERS! My CAT could beat their asses!