Bye Definition

[Philip]

Gingerlily (or Cyberlily..) wrote: "No goats around here. Apart from human ones..."

And I dare say they only get yours (goat, that is)

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

They do their best. And sometimes succeed.

[Philip]

cruet: what you must do to a boat or ship

condiment: a phrase that sounds like a compliment but is actually a veiled insult.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Tureen: bowl of soup covered with a small shroud

[Philip]

Gingerlily (or Cyberlily..) wrote: "Tureen: bowl of soup covered with a small shroud"

LOL - oh dear!

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

pantry: tree to hang your pants or place to test your pans

[Philip]

waste bin: an attempt by someone who is extremely hung over, to explain what happened last night

[Patti (baconater)]

Classic novel np. A book which people praise, but seldom read.

Compromise n. The art of slicing a cake in such a way that everyone believes they received the biggest piece.

[Philip]

How about moving into the garden:

Hoe: an expression of surprise, most often accompanied by a smack in the face from having stepped on a garden instrument

Strimmer: expression of satisfaction after mowing the lawn

pruning: to cause someone to become like a prune

weeding: the noise made by a handy little alarm that pings when someone (or something) urinates in your garden

[Patti (baconater)]

weeding: the noise made by a handy little alarm that pings when someone (or something) urinates in your garden

Mel needs one of those in her orchard.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

It would be going off all the time and really annoy her

[Philip]

spade: the answer to the question "what have you done about this bill?"

trowel: an owl on probation

plant pot: an activity that is likely to result in a visit by the constabulary

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

watering - admiration of your friend's engagement ring

[Philip]

Gingerlily (or Cyberlily..) wrote: "watering - admiration of your friend's engagement ring"

Very good!

[Patti (baconater)]

Nicked from Phil's blog

Toast Rack: Patented but pointless device for keeping an accurate record of the number of toes an individual has. Only of real value to Pobbles.

Janet needs one. ;)

[Philip]

Hose: either a collective noun for a group of ladies of negotiable virtue OR the sound made by repeated collisions with a garden instrument.

[Philip]

petulant: a domestic animal on loan

[Patti (baconater)]

Philip wrote: "petulant: a domestic animal on loan"

Brilliant!

[Philip]

cistern: giving one's sister an opportunity to play

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Reminds me of when I went to my paernts house and in my dad's office found a Brother Operation Manual. I'm pretty sure I already knew how to operate him!

[Philip]

It's been a while since I had a go at this:

cot: the odd feeling of being cold and hot at the same time

toddler: someone who drinks far too many hot toddies

[Philip]

sparrow: a spare arrow

buzzard: what it's necessary to do to attract attention sometimes

buzzcock: a type of vibrator

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Orchard - its difficult to get fruit from Orcs

[Philip]

Gingerlily (or Cyberlily..) wrote: "Orchard - its difficult to get fruit from Orcs"

Very neat!