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Veronica, Bigfoot makes an excellent character
(last edited Jan 14, 2009 09:25PM)
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A one page essay for lit class, totaling 326 words.
Total word count:4610
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4610 is an amazing word count. Way to go!
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And I am here to sadly report we still have school. Becasue our school district never gives us the day off. Poo them!
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Kenzie, Help feed the hungry. Donate to 30 Hour Famine!
(last edited Jan 15, 2009 06:14PM)
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It was BELOW zero degrees!
STUPID STUPID STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Veronica, Bigfoot makes an excellent character
(last edited Jan 15, 2009 07:27PM)
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I mean, not even regular monkies eat green bananas. they don't taste any good, and they are hard and have a bizarre texture that stays in your mouth. I do not know if monkies experience the same thing as humans do when it comes to taste, but for now, I will assume that they do.
Now, because regular monkies don't eat non-ripe green bananas, they must eat ripened yellow bananas. That is just the way things go, or "the way the cookie crumbles' if you are watching that one movie with the news reporter (Bruce Almighty?)
Anyhow, if regular monkies do not eat green bananas, then flying purple monkies surely would not either. After all, they are just like the normal monkies that live in the rainforest. the only difference is that the color of their fur and eyes are purple. And they can fly.
On the other side of the explanation for why flying purple monkies do not eat green bananas is a simple fact: live flying purple monkies do not exist. Flying monkies are only in The Wizard of Oz, oly stuffed animal purple monkeys exist. Because neigher of these are real, they can't eat anyhow. Instead,they are viewed on a television screen, or young chidren play with them and they become worn, quite unlike all live monkies.
The fact that these monkies can become worn by simple handling also shows that they could not eat anything, let alone non-ripe green bananas. They would risk destroying their fluffy insides.
For every single one of these reasons, flying purple monkies do not and cannot eat green bananas.
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If you look at the above post, you will see the 286 words that I wrote today. It was fun to write them.
My total word count for this year is: 4896
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Hahaha...the flying purple monkey thing is hilarious!! XD
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357 words of Kurt
Day 17
Total fail. But I was sorta helping my older brother with French. I've had a French class for a semester, and he's had a class for a week, so at this point, I know a whole lot more than he does.
It;s okay.... we all have those days... how's Kurt coming along?
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Or a squirrel, maybe? I'm not sure. How does a squirrel even talk?
idk... chatters? Ask mimi, she's doing one of them
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hahahahaha!!! for some reason i find that hilarious. XD
the bee has a funny look on his/her face
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Kenzie, Help feed the hungry. Donate to 30 Hour Famine!
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no idea. XD but i DO know that only female mosquitos are the ones that suck blood!! so if there's a mosquito trapped on your arm, you know how to address her. and you can call her a witch with a b!!!! TEEHEEE!! XD XD XD
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Day 18
476 words! I didn't know what to write, then I all of a sudden found myself writing about a dream that I once had. I'm not finished yet... Dorothy hasn't even gotten to explain her past. It's still at a family reunion, arguing about who can pick fruit from which tress. But I think that it will be a cool short story, and I will put it up on Goodreads when I finish. It does vary a bit from what actually happened, but if I wrote down the dream exactly as it occurred, it wouldn't make any sense. So I'm adding in some stuff. Like an explanation as to why we were planting fruit trees, and leaving some stuff out, such as a massive pine tree that is actually a cherry tree. But for the most part, I'm sticking to the basic timeline of the dream.
Total words for this year:5729
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Goal:Get to a total of 5500 words. It would be 5000, except I'm writing a 3-7 page paper today for biology. Even though I would rather be working on the multitude of stories that are half-written. I will attempt to get the bio paper DONE by 5PM and then take a break, then finish a review packet for the final, and be done with that by 7:30PM and then eat dinner, and then write from 8-10 and then go to bed. that seems like a good schedule, doesn't it?
wow that's great Roni!*kicks butt off Goodreads and goes to write*
See you guys later!!!!
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Day 19
Well, I failed my goal. But I wrote 258 words in French because I didn't know what else to write. It was fun!!!
Oh, wait a sec. I had 5700 words on day 18!!!! I must have misread my previous post!
Total words:5987
WOO HOO RONI!!!!!! It's okay about yesterday...sh** happens. :D
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*cowers*Ummm.... I'm going to leave now...
*backs slowly out of cubical*
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So, how has your afternoon been? You know, after finals were over?
Actually, after all the finals were over, it sucked, not because I had to stay in school, but because EVERYBODY was eating lunch! And people took other people's spots, and I ended up squished in at our table.
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But then my brother came home and ruined it. He just can't stop making my life miserable with his snide comments and bad attitude. I tell you, 7th graders are mean!
Ooh, that does suck. You had to share one of those stools.
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Tink cordially invites you to-AN AWEOME PARTY!!! YA BABY!!!
in the party room from 6:25 on
(California time) Please attended!!!!!!!
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yuck...just finished that. Anyway, stop by. It's going on right now!
I just hope that school is canceled. I mean, with the wind chill it will feel like -17ºF at 7AM.