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MAP QUEST!
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May 29, 2012 08:26PM
Jack and Allison saw this coming!
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Wow, but I guess I'm not overly surprised
I was so stupid, I should've listened to them. *Waves hand and the spider changes back* Did i just...?
*gestures hand in the "come here" signal towards the paper in Rumpie's hand and it flies out of Rumpie's grip and lands in his free hand. Puts paper in breast pocket and turns to Khloe*All excellent questions, dear. First, my name is Murdock, Agent Murdock and I have been searching for Rumpie here for quite some time. You see, he's from... well, a place that, even if I tried to explain it, you would, most likely, not believe me.
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you know that's right!
I'm gonna kill Rumpie...he said he'd help us save Jaye then he betrayed us
Theagent wrote: "*All excellent questions, dear. First, my name is Murdock, Agent Murdock and I have been searching for Rumpie here for quite some time. You see, he's from... well, a place that, even if I tried to explain it, you would, most likely, not believe me..."*folds arm*
Try me.
I believe I said I would laugh if I was actually right, so...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*struggles*
Let me outta here, Murdock. You can't harm! Not without harming Jaye!
hahahahaha!
Let me outta here, Murdock. You can't harm! Not without harming Jaye!
hahahahaha!
Rumpie wrote: "*struggles*
Let me outta here, Murdock. You can't harm! Not without harming Jaye!
hahahahaha!"
*Socks Rumpie in the face* Would you just stop?! I trusted you so much and you betrayed us all!
Let me outta here, Murdock. You can't harm! Not without harming Jaye!
hahahahaha!"
*Socks Rumpie in the face* Would you just stop?! I trusted you so much and you betrayed us all!
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Let me outta here, Murdock. You can't harm! Not without harming Jaye!
hahahahaha!"
you suck :(
Rumpie wrote: "*struggles*Let me outta here, Murdock. You can't harm! Not without harming Jaye!
hahahahaha!"
What's that supposed to mean? Are you possessing Jaye or something?
Rumpie don't hurt Jaye come after me.
My guess is that he has Jaye secreted somewhere on his person, perhaps as a spider.
Jack wrote: "My guess is that he has Jaye secreted somewhere on his person, perhaps as a spider."That's a really smart idea!
Maybe he's a voodoo doll of Jaye [sarcasm]
If it saves Jaye I'll give myself to him.
Kassi wrote: "I'm gonna kill Rumpie...he said he'd help us save Jaye then he betrayed us"Oh no you don't. I'M the one to kill this tiny little B*STARD.
*marches up to Rumpie* Now WHY THE H*LL CAN'T I HURT YOU? Why should I not just pound your nose INTO YOUR BRAIN?
No kidding, that's a serious cause of death.
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A Friend (Khloe) wrote: "*folds arm*Try me..."
Okay. But don't say I did not warn you.
Rumpie wanted the maps for himself, but not for the reasons you think *glances towards Allison and Jack and smiles*
You see, Rumpie is… sort of from another world.
*Khloe’s face drops* “You mean, he’s an alien?”
No, no, nothing like that. Think of it as a world within a world. A, parallel world, if you will.
“Oh…kaaaayyy?”
Well, I’m from an agency within his world that acts, very similar to the police in your world. In all of these worlds (including yours) there is, what you call, magic. Except, unlike in your world, in my world , everyone is free to use magic, as long as they do not abuse it. Well, Rumpie here abused his magic and did some terrible things. Therefore, he was sentenced to the land of coal to spend the rest of his days chucking hot stones onto the fires beneath the worlds that keep us all warm during the summer months.
Alas, before he could be sent, though, he found a magic map that allowed him to travel between worlds and fled to several worlds before landing here. It was here, during a drunken poker game—of all things—that he bet the map and lost it to a local swindler.
He realized his mistake a few days later (your wine is VERY potent to us) but it was too late and the map was gone. The swindler sold it to a museum for LOADS of money and disappeared. He searched and searched and finally discovered that the map were being shipped to America along with other important (but worthless to him) maps, on May 16th, so he started formulating a plan.
He watched you all, kidnapped Jaye, contacted August and well, the rest is history.,
Kassi wrote: "*Walks up and punches Rupie in face*"*pulls Kassi back* He said we can't hurt him or we hurt Jaye... This sounds like the stuff in TV shows where two people are connected, like in a blood bond or something?
Kassi wrote: "Rumpie wrote: "*struggles*Let me outta here, Murdock. You can't harm! Not without harming Jaye!
hahahahaha!"
*Socks Rumpie in the face* Would you just stop?! I trusted you so much and you betra..."
Yeah, you don't want to do that, darling. Every punch also hurts Jaye...
It IS like that blood bond thing from Star Trek! *mini victory dance*Well, as soon as we're done and Jaye's safe, I can assure you you'll wish I'd torn you a new @$$hole, Rump.
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Try me..."
Okay. But don't say I did not warn you.
Rumpie wanted the maps for himself, but not for the reasons you think *glances towards Allison. Jack and sm..."
i knew he was always up to no good :(
Actually,I'm guessing Rumpie is Jaye, in a sense.
The Agent wrote: "Kassi wrote: "Rumpie wrote: "*struggles*Let me outta here, Murdock. You can't harm! Not without harming Jaye!
hahahahaha!"
*Socks Rumpie in the face* Would you just stop?! I trusted you so much..."
That sucks. Rumpie better watch out once we have Jaye back because it's not gonna be pretty
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ditto
It would be quite a nice trump card, and, seeing as Rumpie has a plan for everything, it's what I would expect him to do.
The Agent wrote: "Kassi wrote: "Rumpie wrote: "*struggles*
Let me outta here, Murdock. You can't harm! Not without harming Jaye!
hahahahaha!"
*Socks Rumpie in the face* Would you just stop?! I trusted you so much..."
Sorry I've a really bad temper
Let me outta here, Murdock. You can't harm! Not without harming Jaye!
hahahahaha!"
*Socks Rumpie in the face* Would you just stop?! I trusted you so much..."
Sorry I've a really bad temper
Jack wrote: "It would be quite a nice trump card, and, seeing as Rumpie has a plan for everything, it's what I would expect him to do."Good thought...
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What do we do? *Looks at Leo
ha ha ha! But you'll never find her! ha ha ha... Only I know where she is! ha!
Rumpie wrote: "ha ha ha! But you'll never find her! ha ha ha... Only I know where she is! ha!"So tell us where the F*CK she is.
Or I swear to god I'll get that comfy chair...
Rumpie wrote: "ha ha ha! But you'll never find her! ha ha ha... Only I know where she is! ha!"That's not entirely true.
*Rumpie's face falters*
Rumpie wrote: "ha ha ha! But you'll never find her! ha ha ha... Only I know where she is! ha!"
I give up! Trade you Jaye, for myself.
I give up! Trade you Jaye, for myself.
Y..You're bluffing! No one knows where she is! NO ONE KNOWS THE SPELL!
Rumpie wrote: "Y..You're bluffing! No one knows where she is! NO ONE KNOWS THE SPELL!"This is easier than for Black Widow, my goodness. What spell? *runs to grab all D&D books and all Harry Potter spell books in the house*
Rumpie wrote: "Y..You're bluffing! No one knows where she is! NO ONE KNOWS THE SPELL!"Oh I hope someone does. Because then we can beat the crap out of you for playing us all like this
Eleanor, la fille d'Hades wrote: "Rumpie wrote: "Y..You're bluffing! No one knows where she is! NO ONE KNOWS THE SPELL!"This is easier than for Black Widow, my goodness. What spell? *runs to grab all D&D books and all Harry Potte..."
I started laughing so hard at this.
Rumpie wrote: "Y..You're bluffing! No one knows where she is! NO ONE KNOWS THE SPELL!"Oh, ho! Are you sure about that?
I've been watching you very closely Rumpie and as hard as you tried to disguise yourself, I knew it was you. Believe it or not, I know ALL of your aliases. You haven't used this one in many years, but I recognized it immediately. I was just not sure of where you were holding Jaye, so I played along to gather more information.
Until Argentina, that is. Do you remember when I whispered to you and handed you the bag with the wetsuits? Well, it was there that I discovered where you were holding Jaye.
Jack wrote: "Eleanor, la fille d'Hades wrote: "Rumpie wrote: "Y..You're bluffing! No one knows where she is! NO ONE KNOWS THE SPELL!"This is easier than for Black Widow, my goodness. What spell? *runs to grab..."
Speaking of Black Widow...
*to The Agent* You wouldn't happen to know a Natasha Romanoff, would you?
Rumpie wrote: "Y..You're bluffing! No one knows where she is! NO ONE KNOWS THE SPELL!"
Spell? Who said anything about a spell?
Spell? Who said anything about a spell?
The Agent wrote: "Rumpie wrote: "Y..You're bluffing! No one knows where she is! NO ONE KNOWS THE SPELL!"Oh, ho! Are you sure about that?
I've been watching you very closely Rumpie and as hard as you tried to disg..."
Where? Where? Where?
Eleanor, la fille d'Hades wrote: "Oh yes there is, bucko. Speak up."Exactly!
Jaye is here. She has always been here. Right there.*points to Rumpie*
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