Most Random of All Random Stories

[Hylian Princess , Head Evil Person!]

Once upon a time there was a regular tree in a regular park. It had brown bark, green leaves and was of medium height, and often had little kids running past it. Its name was Bob. Bob had one dream, he had a dream to fly. There was only one problem. He was a regular tree.

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he couldnt do anythiung and evryday, he felt so stiff

[Hylian Princess , Head Evil Person!]

"I want to be free!!" he cried inside

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a little kid ran up to tree,"mommy! i gotta go potty!"
"honey, there's no bathroom around here!"
"can i go here?"
"ok, but dont let anybody see u,"
the little kid pissed on the tree
"im done mommy! im a big kid now!"

[Mikaylie]

I wish I could fly the tree thought. Then I could get away from here...

[Hylian Princess , Head Evil Person!]

But the tree never lived out it's dream to fly, for a lumberjack came along and chopped him down.