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R J Askew ~ One Swift Summer

Am I number 27? Or have we surpassed your expectations and I'm number 28!

R.J.'s here!!!
Nice opening and congrats on sale number 27!!! Didn't I say that we'd be celebrating your century soon?!?!? :-P

And here is the link!
But it's not through the group store, I'm not sure how to do that, we'll have to wait for Peppermint P. to revise it later.

To make it easier for those of us too lazy to go find it ourselves :-)


http://www.amazon.co.uk/WATCHING-SWIF...
I think that goes through the store!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/WATCHING-SWIF...
I think that goes..."
Duh!!!
I think I must have had brain freeze for a second!
Just wait a minuet while I try to bang some sense into my head...

Woot Woot!
Another sale!!!


Aw! Big group hug (((0)))





Where in Hertfordshire are you RJ? (sorry I am really nosey and you don't have to answer that!) I used to live in Furneux Pelham near Bishops Stortford




Oh yeah! And Chris was a friend of my ex-husband!!! We used to go for drinks with him and we went with him to get some pigs that he was going to rear and then slaughter but when it came to the slaughter part he had become too attached to the piggys and couldn't bring himself to have them killed!! Ironic really, not quite sure what I believe to be honest!

Have you read any Gerard Manley Hopkins? There are parts of your book that so remind me of him.
(That's meant to be encouragement and flattery by the way!)





I must admit he seemed like a nice enough guy. He always had time for me but I guess you never know a person!!


An Askew was burnt at the stake in Smithfield in about 1547 for reading the bible in Lincoln cathedral ... the main problem was that she was a women and for a woman to dare do that in those times was very askew indeed. I always wince whenever I go near the place *bows*



Ooo! I'll take the Bolly AND the fudge cake please! ;-P
As for music...hmmmm....how about something like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UL1xEH...

As a mark of my appreciation here is the brill 'Appreciation' by Cafe del Mar. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnKa7V...

THE PERFECT 10
My boot is in this lightning place;
I strike, the ball obeys my will.
O how it rocks into the goal!
The sight that spurs a billion souls.
O now they leap in wild delight!
Some even die (it is their right).
But I, I am calm because I know,
That I was born to win this game,
That in this instant of my life,
I am the agent of the gods.
O how they scream and roar my name!
My shirt, I throw into the crowd.
~
I am the perfect ten they'll say
Now that I've won it here today.
~



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Thank you, o thank you goodreads.com!
For my sales have soared to 26 in the moments I have been here. Up from 22, no less.
But will there be a 27th? That! is the...
And who might it be?
Would I like them?
And what if I would not?
Hey, you! Yes YOU! in the Camden Market gimp mask, with matching rubber bat! STOP NOW! I beg you not to click my fine-n-high-cheek-b-boned contemporary novella into your...
Idiot, Askew! Under N O circumstances diss the punters. Got it? N O cir-cum-stan-ces. Yes, cap'n!
Nice punter-wunters! *genuflects* to the matt steel magnificence of your installation intellect a-purring in a vat of virgin o'live oil.
Nice reader-weeder, just my type of reader-weeder you is, freshly squeezed. O yes! Now step this way while I pimps my wit and leads your wallet to the slaughter.
O, yes! yes! yes! I'm so...
Let the record show that the far more ominous question is this: what if someone of my raw onions were to, erm, actually like said chimerical 27th reader?
Where might it lead?
Knowing myself as I don't...
And so, my dearest preening paragon of positivism, let's throw this chewed up mataphore to the petrie dish warewolves of a thousand genre nightmares and TAKE A PUNT, Colombus did, and discover what poetic trea-sures await beneath the belly of the greatest dragon of all for those with the slinky skills of mind to win them -- and live the more, amoray.
Set in London's Kew Gardens WATCHING SWIFTS is a...
Ach, read it and find out! It's only a novella so it won't keep you long. Though, with luck, it will raw-draw-raw you back to re-read anon. Much as the swifts that provide the mystical wings of its allegorical flight will soon be back in the skies of Britain, this being May the 1st and close to the time of their instinctive return.
The Poet Goddess Nature and the lore of the Green Man are my gentle and gentling way. I am not rational to the collective ego of the mean (very) average (very) braded materialism that beggars our lives with its insane notions of growth and stuff.
So come on, come on, come on, come on, you can do it, you CAN! do this...BE FIRST! clicketty-click with you! BE FIRST! I won't disappoint. Be first to be my 27th verse. Such a lucky, lucky number ... all those threeses. I will bite.
*bows*