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Bob Rp
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Mikel
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Dec 26, 2008 03:37PM
((Okay, this is just some random person who were mess around with!! Remember not to post anything sexual or anything...not cool! So let's get started!))
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((I'll start.))Bob was just a little boy...who was in a lab. He was a bio human made fore warfare. And he planned to escape from this prison!
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((Um...is Bob really stupid or really smart???))
Okay, so. Bob was getting his dayly pills from the professor when he asked, "Can I please kill you?"
((anyone who asks to kill someone is really stupid!!!))
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Bob slapped the guard in the face.
Then Bob looked at the trey...long and hard... Then he said, these edges are reeeeaaaaly sharp... Am I right? I think they are. The edges keep cutting me! *his slides his finger up and down the edges* He HE!!
((i will be the professor))"No you can not kill me what do you think i would say 'yes go ahead and take my life away' no i am going to call the guards GUARDS!" he yelled trying to get away from bob who was running at him with a knife.
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((okay wait...this is getting out of controll. What's happening?))
((idk but 2 people are being bob thats not right))
((okay Bob killed the porfessor guy, cool. Oh, and I forgot to mention one thing, we all controll all the characters))
((So do we know the plan? Everyone's Bob, and everyone's everyone else.))
Bob was sitting in his chamber. ((let's keep the bio human idea, but this time we'll make him smart.))
The guard says, "Uh, your food? Oh, yeah, I forgot about it."
"I want my food now! I am very hungry!"
The guard then bows rapidly, "At once sir..." Then he practically runs out the room as Bob shreiks "I WANT FOOD IN TWO MINUETS!
"Ill be right back" the guard says and runs into the kitchen
Bob then murmurs, "What Idiots I have for survants... I need to get out of this dump."
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"WWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTT!!!!????" Bob screams. "ARRRREEE YOU DOING BEING 2 Seconds late!!!" Then Bob jumps onto the gaurs and tears his throat out using his teeth. (Very violent...)
"Its about time i was about to die of starvation"
Bob smacks his lips as the last of his gorme cheeze sandwhich is swallowed. "Now it's time to kill everyone onthe planet for no good reason!"
"Um you are getting out of this cage little man, it is made of titanium unlike the other one which was mad of iron." the guard said.
"I'd like to see you try," he said.
"Okay!" Bob then pulls a knife out of nowhere. "This, my clueless friend, is a knife made of old toe-nail clippings that's been treated in secret substances." He slashed his knife and the bars break instantly!!!!
"I know, isn't it ammmmaaaazing!" Bob grins evily.
"Wha wha what!!!! Tha thats impossible!!" the guard yelled and went of screaming
Bob then walkes out formally. "How pleasant it is to be out of that dreadful cage!"
"Ah, now lets see what i can get my hands on."
He walked passed the opened room of the bathroom, which a guard came out saying, "I shouldn't have had so many tripple bean boritoes! WHOO WEE!"
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