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Kyra
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Jul 14, 2012 09:51PM
God. There a re too many. I'd be writing down half the books to get them all. It's just too funny!!! XD
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Orion: Oh, how I wish the dragon may turn it's head so I may smite it.Foaly: With what? Your secret birthmark?
Orion: Do not mock my birthmark which I may or may not have!
Holly: Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on. And pretty much all of books 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 :)
Artemis: “If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.” Artemis: "I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.”
Artemis: “Trust me. I'm a genius.”
Artemis:
“Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.”
“Who are you?" he asked.I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You may refer to me as Mistress Koboi for the next five minutes. After that you may refer to me as Aaaaarrrrgh, hold your throat, die screaming, and so on.
“I can't imagine what they're planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it, and it won't be legal.” Artemis: “I don't like lollipops.”
Holly: “A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums.”
Artemis: “Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.”
I think this was Root: “We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon.”
Artemis: “The problem is that I know the textbook answers to any question you care to ask.”
Sorry I'm posting all these... They just all make me laugh. :)
Artemis:"If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose then I'm mad. That's the way history is written."
Root:"...today is not one of those Oh-I'm-so-impressed-with-the-pony's-technology days ..."
Root:"...today is not one of those Oh-I'm-so-impressed-with-the-pony's-technology days ..."
Artemis: "At the risk of sounding cliche, I've been expecting you."Root: "Press that button before I have to climb that tower and push it with your face!"
Holly: "Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with."
Foaly: "Pardon me for interrupting your extended circus metaphor, but what the hell is that?"
Butler: "Illegal is always faster."



